Sunday, May 10, 2009

Convo with boy_teaching_girls

This guy needs to have his arms broken.

(Or using this guy's shitty English skills: Guy this needs arms broken and really important.)

It's fairly obvious this guy is fucked up but I decided to play along with his deviant game. Halfway through, he asked to speaks with the mother, which I then posed as. Hilarity and nausea ensues.

boy_teaching_girls> hey
boy_teaching_girls> there
boy_teaching_girls> babe
Fakeonov> hi
boy_teaching_girls> so how
boy_teaching_girls> are you
Fakeonov> im fine and u?
boy_teaching_girls> am ok
boy_teaching_girls> so how old
boy_teaching_girls> are you
Fakeonov> im 15 hbu
boy_teaching_girls> 19
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with you
boy_teaching_girls> so any sisters or bf or brothers
Fakeonov> no bf or siblings
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> so is mum or dad
boy_teaching_girls> at home with youy
Fakeonov> yes
boy_teaching_girls> so are you in bedroom
boy_teaching_girls> or were are you mow
boy_teaching_girls> now
Fakeonov> im in my room
boy_teaching_girls> so are you on bed
boy_teaching_girls> or chair
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> on a chair
boy_teaching_girls> so wat you wearing now
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> hoodie and track apnts
Fakeonov> pants
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> wearing now
Fakeonov> ummm why?
boy_teaching_girls> can just ask
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with yoy
Fakeonov> um wel theyre just normal kind
boy_teaching_girls> so wat colour
boy_teaching_girls> is it
Fakeonov> light blue
boy_teaching_girls> so can i tech something new
boy_teaching_girls> and important on here
Fakeonov> like?
Fakeonov> wat is this important hting?
Fakeonov> thing
boy_teaching_girls> is new girls
boy_teaching_girls> thing
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with yoyu
boy_teaching_girls> and really important
Fakeonov> wel wat is it?
boy_teaching_girls> well you need mum or dad
boy_teaching_girls> with you first of all
Fakeonov> ok
boy_teaching_girls> so are you getting
boy_teaching_girls> mun or dadf
Fakeonov> um yeah i am
boy_teaching_girls> so is mum or dad
boy_teaching_girls> with or who with you
Fakeonov> um my mum
Fakeonov> she wants 2 knw y shes here lol
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> hey
boy_teaching_girls> there
Fakeonov> hey um thn wat
boy_teaching_girls> we need to teach your daughter
boy_teaching_girls> something important
Fakeonov> my daughter?
boy_teaching_girls> yes
Fakeonov> i dnt have a daughter
Fakeonov> its just mum and me
boy_teaching_girls> so can i teach
boy_teaching_girls> something
boy_teaching_girls> on herew
boy_teaching_girls> and new
Fakeonov> well ok what is it?
boy_teaching_girls> well can i teach
boy_teaching_girls> something
boy_teaching_girls> can i talk to your mum
Fakeonov> well ummmm ok
boy_teaching_girls> hey
Fakeonov> Hello
boy_teaching_girls> so can we teach
boy_teaching_girls> daugther
boy_teaching_girls> something new and important on here
Fakeonov> Well, OK!
boy_teaching_girls> now wat is your daugthers
boy_teaching_girls> wearing
boy_teaching_girls> now
Fakeonov> She is wearing a white hooded top and pink track pants.
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> is she in now
Fakeonov> I don't know.
boy_teaching_girls> can you ask
boy_teaching_girls> your daughter please
Fakeonov> May I ask what is your name and where you're from?
Fakeonov> If you tell me these things I'll ask your questions.
boy_teaching_girls> why
boy_teaching_girls> that
Fakeonov> Tell me and I'll ask her your question.
boy_teaching_girls> Dave
boy_teaching_girls> am from australia
Fakeonov> Ok Dave and where are you from?
Fakeonov> Ok.
boy_teaching_girls> so can ask your daugther
Fakeonov> Well, one more question, what nationality are you?
boy_teaching_girls> aussie
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with you
boy_teaching_girls> so can do someting with your daughter
Fakeonov> Well, like what?
boy_teaching_girls> well wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> is she in now
Fakeonov> I'll ask but I don't know if she'll tell me.
boy_teaching_girls> can you ask her
Fakeonov> Ok.
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies is she in now
Fakeonov> Well, she's very hesitant to tell me ha ha.
Fakeonov> She's told me now.
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> is your daughter
Fakeonov> They're light blue.
boy_teaching_girls> now has your daughter
boy_teaching_girls> ever had sex or masterbated before
Fakeonov> I know she hasn't.
Fakeonov> Why do you ask me these questions?
boy_teaching_girls> has she ever had sex or masterbated
boy_teaching_girls> any of it
Fakeonov> I asked and she says no.
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughter on the bed
boy_teaching_girls> or chiar
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> She's sitting on the bed now, watching this chat.
boy_teaching_girls> now can you take off
boy_teaching_girls> her pants
boy_teaching_girls> and undies for this
Fakeonov> Whoa whoa whoa may I ask what you want us to do?
boy_teaching_girls> are you able to take her
boy_teaching_girls> pants and undies off
boy_teaching_girls> your daughters
Fakeonov> I am not too sure if she'll let me
Fakeonov> She has taken them off
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughtrer wet
boy_teaching_girls> or dry
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> Dry by the looks of things.
boy_teaching_girls> now when did your daughter
boy_teaching_girls> last went to the toilet
Fakeonov> Ummmmmm......she said 2 hours ago.
boy_teaching_girls> did your daughter urine
boy_teaching_girls> or poo
Fakeonov> The first one.
boy_teaching_girls> can you ask
boy_teaching_girls> your daugther wat she did
Fakeonov> I did and she said she peed.
boy_teaching_girls> did she push it out
boy_teaching_girls> or just come out
Fakeonov> Ummm well, it just came out
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> now can your dauhter usally pee and poo
boy_teaching_girls> at same time
boy_teaching_girls> or finish pee firsr
Fakeonov> Well, she can't really answer that one sorry.
boy_teaching_girls> can you try
boy_teaching_girls> to ask her
Fakeonov> I did and she says she doesn't know.
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughter room
boy_teaching_girls> close the kitchen
Fakeonov> Nope, it's quite far from the kitchen.
boy_teaching_girls> now is bathroom
Fakeonov> That's close.
boy_teaching_girls> close by to your daughter room
Fakeonov> It is.
boy_teaching_girls> now can take
boy_teaching_girls> daughter iinto bathroom
Fakeonov> All right, then.
Fakeonov> We're in there.
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughter able to urne
boy_teaching_girls> or poo
boy_teaching_girls> at all
Fakeonov> Um, I don't know. why's that?
Fakeonov> Do you have an email?
*** boy_teaching_girls is no longer on the server ***


Dang, no email. Oh well, at least I've exposed another sick bastard. And honestly, would any mother know this kind of shit about their daughters? Oy oy oy oy oy. Fuck Australia. Just fuck it.

2 comments:

  1. Ewwwwwwwww...What's wrong with this guy..Obviously f'd up..

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