Convo with loves-dirty-hoes

Thanks to this guy, there's no redemption for humanity.....

Dear, Lord

Dragunov here. I humbly pray to you today, because I need your assisstance. I'm not a religious man, nor the most virtuous. I've sinned throughout my life, towards you and others. Mistakes were made by me that have had an adverse effect on both my loved ones and those whom I don't know. But this day, I beseech you, I ask of you one small deed. A deed that would put my most tortured mind at ease.

Lord, I want you to kill everyone.

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Don't look at me like that, God, I know you want to.

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There's a copy of Tekken 6: Bloodline Rebellion waiting for you....

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And the special collectors edition of The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants...

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God says: Swoot.

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Dragunov.......WINS!

Here's the convo:

loves-dirty-hoes> you a dirty girl?
Fakeonov> wel i dnt knw lol y u ask
loves-dirty-hoes> you like to be told what todo?
Fakeonov> wel it depends on wat u say
loves-dirty-hoes> well thats not good enough well dont you want to be a
really dirty girl?
Fakeonov> wel sure y not :)
loves-dirty-hoes> start off with bra size and what your waring?
Fakeonov> wel im a d cup i think and im wearin a green hoodie and blue shorts
loves-dirty-hoes> you got a webk@m?
Fakeonov> no i dnt sorry
loves-dirty-hoes> you got dogs or siblins
Fakeonov> i have a dog and a sister
loves-dirty-hoes> boy dog
Fakeonov> yes
loves-dirty-hoes> well if i said to you girl et to where the dog is and jerk it off
Fakeonov> lol jerk it off? why?
loves-dirty-hoes> just do it
Fakeonov> lol but i dnt knw if ur meant to do dat to a dog :P
loves-dirty-hoes> is it a big dog
Fakeonov> medium sized
loves-dirty-hoes> well where is it
Fakeonov> outside sleeping
loves-dirty-hoes> you on a laptop?
Fakeonov> yes
loves-dirty-hoes> well get your ass outside and start playing with it
loves-dirty-hoes> how olds your sister
Fakeonov> she is 9
loves-dirty-hoes> you jerking it off yet?
Fakeonov> aw but the dog looks so peaceful sleeping
Fakeonov> y u so interested in doin dat 2 dogs n e way?
loves-dirty-hoes> you ever being fuked?
Fakeonov> no i havnt
loves-dirty-hoes> well you want to lose it?
Fakeonov> oh gosh i dnt knw
loves-dirty-hoes> well dogs are good fukas
Fakeonov> wel lol yea they do it 2 heaps of other dogs and make puppies :P
loves-dirty-hoes> well you playing with the dogs dik or not
Fakeonov> ummmmm i poked it a lil
loves-dirty-hoes> well just slowerly move your hand over it rubbing it then get a grip of it
Fakeonov> gosh it sounds real strange
loves-dirty-hoes> well just do it
loves-dirty-hoes> fink of it as a human dik
Fakeonov> but it looks weird
loves-dirty-hoes> well just do as i say
Fakeonov> maybe i could email u wat i did 2 da dog (Dragunov says: Which is NOT what this sicko asked me to do!)
Fakeonov> i dnt thnk its safe doin it on here
loves-dirty-hoes> whats your email
Fakeonov> lol i meant wats urs? ill email u
loves-dirty-hoes> you got an instant messenger
Fakeonov> yes
loves-dirty-hoes> well there u go
loves-dirty-hoes> whats yours
loves-dirty-hoes> i mean messenger
loves-dirty-hoes> yahoo,msn,aim?
loves-dirty-hoes> fine you better email me
loves-dirty-hoes> ­
12battersby3@hotmail.com
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loves-dirty-hoes> and it better be in detail
Fakeonov> lol detail? bout wat?
Fakeonov> u there?
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