Monday, May 4, 2009

Convo with CJJOHNSON420



I fail to understand what is so appealing about adolescent girls. They scream, they read bullshit novels about sparkly vampires, they worship products of Disney and they leech money from you like there's no tomorrow.

CJJOHNSON420> hi asl
Fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
CJJOHNSON420> 20/m/louisiana
CJJOHNSON420> were in usa do u live
Fakeonov> new york
CJJOHNSON420> whats ur name
CJJOHNSON420> i am cj
CJJOHNSON420> whats ur name
Fakeonov> Lili

(Dragunov says: What the......?)



(Dragunov says: STFU.)

CJJOHNSON420> thats a pretty name
Fakeonov> ty
CJJOHNSON420> u welcome what do u look like
Fakeonov> blonde hair blue eyes
CJJOHNSON420> i'm 6'2 brownish blonde blue eyes few tattoos and
piercings
Fakeonov> lol cool
CJJOHNSON420> so lili what would u like to talk about
Fakeonov> nt too sure
CJJOHNSON420> well could i ask u a few ?'s and u could ask me anything u would like
Fakeonov> ok
CJJOHNSON420> r u alone
Fakeonov> yea
CJJOHNSON420> do u have a bf
Fakeonov> no i dnt
CJJOHNSON420> u like older guys
Fakeonov> mayb lol
CJJOHNSON420> what r u wearing
Fakeonov> hoodie and track pants lol
CJJOHNSON420> nice
CJJOHNSON420> r u a virgin
Fakeonov> lol yea
Fakeonov> yea i am
CJJOHNSON420> what size r ur tits
Fakeonov> c cup
CJJOHNSON420> what size of c cup
Fakeonov> 24
CJJOHNSON420> damn u got sum nice ones
Fakeonov> lol
CJJOHNSON420> do u shave ur pu ss y hair
Fakeonov> no i dnt lol
CJJOHNSON420> do u have alot of hair
Fakeonov> not really
CJJOHNSON420> nice do u ever play with it
Fakeonov> hahaha no i dnt
CJJOHNSON420> u wanna ask me anything
Fakeonov> ummmm i dnt knw :p
Fakeonov> hbu

Damn, he went offline.

The convo may be sick, but Lili's reaction was priceless.


No! I have never heard of Dark Resurrection! Nor have I heard of a Playstation Portable! I am NOT a video game character! Sheesh.

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