Convo with GiantPandaBearsFromSpace

This guy broke up with his wallet leech so now he wants to make love to his telephone....


GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> hi u :) im horneee :op
Fakeonov> lol realy?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> yes can u help me?
Fakeonov> how lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> call me :)
Fakeonov> why lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> so we can have phonnnne seccs :)
Fakeonov> lmao seccs with our phones?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> u ever had phooonnne seccs?
Fakeonov> noope lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> always a first time :)
Fakeonov> lol mayb
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> whats ur name?
Fakeonov> anna
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> hi anna im ray im usually a nice guy but
im frickin hornee right now my girl broke up with me and in tryna to
make me forget about her i know it sounds weird
Fakeonov> lol how old r u?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> 8
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> 18
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> why?
Fakeonov> just curious lol im 15
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> 15 u think u can handle me?
Fakeonov> handle u? lol how
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> *points to hehehe :op
Fakeonov> haha pointin to sumthn eh?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> mhm :)
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> so u think u can help me?
Fakeonov> lol um wat is it :P
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> anna can u be my nurse?
Fakeonov> lol sure
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> whats ur number? :)
Fakeonov> my number?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> yes. can u talk to me and get me off? :)
Fakeonov> get u off where? r u stuk sumwea lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> lol u know what i mean :)
Fakeonov> mayb u could tel me lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> just talk with me while i jerk off :)
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> ill love u forever for the help :)
Fakeonov> well ummmm.......i don't think you'll want to be talking with a dude while you do that
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> what the hell? u a dude?
Fakeonov> lolz Sergei Dragunov here, Anti-Perv crusader
Fakeonov> Looks like I win again!
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> yup
Fakeonov> Talking to someone while you touch yourself.......for shame, kid.
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> not really
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> posing as a girl....for really shame
Fakeonov> You say not? Why is it not perverted?
Fakeonov> Hey, I gotta get my lolz from somewhere, Russia isn't exactly entertainment central.
Fakeonov> So why not catch out a few chatroom pervs?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> nou tryna wack off son dont lie posing as a chick
Fakeonov> But if I were to pose as a dude, pervs wouldn't try to talk to me and my anti-perv website would be rather empty wouldn't it?
Fakeonov> But you've help me put up another post so i love YOU forever for the help

Yuck, what a sicko. And an idiot too. I say "Anti-Perv Crusader" and he still doesn't get why I chose to reveal myself to him.