Monday, April 27, 2009

Convo with jammraa

Ok ok, so I started the convo. Still, a 29 year old man has no right to be trolling a teenage chatroom to get "n00dz". God, he doesn't even try to hide his pedofilic ways.

Send immature rants and Goatse links to: victory_is_mine54@hotmail.com

...No. Victory is not yours, motherfucker.

fakeonov> hey asl
jammraa> 29m us
jammraa> u
fakeonov > 15 f usa
jammraa> nice. what do ya look like
fakeonov > ummmm blue eyes black hair kinda pale skin lol
jammraa> lol. nothing wrong with that. :P
fakeonov > nope nit at all hbu
jammraa> tall, brown hair, hazel eyes, average build
fakeonov > i see lol
jammraa> what do you like to do
fakeonov > go shopping hang out with my friends
jammraa> cool. :)
fakeonov > hbu
jammraa> take girls shopping, go out, hang with friends, music, and
anything outdoors
fakeonov > lol a 29 yr old guy takin girls shoping? lol cool how old r
they?
jammraa> any ages really. i dont mind spoiling a girl. :P
fakeonov > even my age?
jammraa> plus i get the benefit of seeing their bodies in different outfits.
haha
jammraa> ya
fakeonov > outfits? what kind?
fakeonov > btw got msn?
jammraa> whatever they want. i prefer seeing them try on bikini's. haha
fakeonov > lol why?
jammraa> to see the bodies of course. haha
fakeonov > lol realy
jammraa> yup
jammraa> would u let me take ya shopping? haha
fakeonov > hahahahha what would we buy?
jammraa> i dont know. lol
fakeonov > what else would we do? like afterward?
jammraa> anything you wanted
fakeonov > hahaha cool
jammraa> what would you wanna do
fakeonov > ummmmmm not too sure lol
jammraa> have you ever been with any 0lder guys
fakeonov > ummmm no
jammraa> but you like em?
fakeonov > i gues lol i dnt hate thm haha
jammraa> lol.
jammraa> are you a virgin
fakeonov > um yea oh hey do u have msn or yahoo?
jammraa> yeah. i have msn
fakeonov > wat is it?
jammraa> ­
12victory_is_mine54@hotmail.com
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fakeonov > lol kwl
jammraa> have you ever done anything with a guy b4
fakeonov > ummm not really lol
jammraa> lol. why not
fakeonov > coz im a bit on the shy side lol
jammraa> lol. aww
fakeonov > hahahaha yeah
jammraa> i'm sure that'll change
fakeonov > wat makes you say taht?
jammraa> everyone loses their shyness
fakeonov > well i dont think i wil
jammraa> why do you say that
fakeonov > just a gut feelin lol
jammraa> lol
jammraa> maybe you just need someone to help ya not be shy. :P
fakeonov > wel i gues i do
jammraa> so whats your body like besides pale? lol
fakeonov > toned
jammraa> nice. :)
fakeonov > lol yea it is
jammraa> boob size? lol
fakeonov > ummmmm around b cup
jammraa> good size. lol
fakeonov > haha yea
jammraa> great handfull size. hahaha
fakeonov > haha yeah i gues :P
jammraa> what ya wearin? lol
fakeonov > ummm shirt and pants
jammraa> any bra or panties
fakeonov > um yes lol
jammraa> what kinda panties. lol
fakeonov > just blue ones
jammraa> whats your most revealing outfit look like
fakeonov > sports bra and denim shorts
jammraa> nice. wear it much
fakeonov > ive only worn it a few times
jammraa> when for
fakeonov > jus in the summertime lol
jammraa> lol
jammraa> so what fantasies do you have
fakeonov > wat u mean?
jammraa> like what things sexually do you think you would like
fakeonov > ummmmmm no idea lol
jammraa> lol.
jammraa> do you ever finger
fakeonov > yeah finger pick my guitar lol
jammraa> lol.
jammraa> nice
jammraa> how long hava you been playin
fakeonov > a few months lol
jammraa> lol. same wit me and my bas
jammraa> bass
fakeonov > wicked
jammraa> haha
fakeonov > yeah so whats a 29 yr old doin on this teen site lmao
jammraa> boredome and not being able to sleep
fakeonov > hahahahahha i see
fakeonov > u thea?
jammraa> yeah sorry. :P
fakeonov > wats up
jammraa> nada. bored
fakeonov > same here
fakeonov > so what you like most bout girls my age?
jammraa> it sux doesn't it
fakeonov > yeah it does suck so tell me, what do u like most bout girls my age?
jammraa> hmm
jammraa> their willingness to try things
jammraa> and not set in their ways ys
jammraa> yet
fakeonov > their ways? lol wel kids r like dat i gues haha bt wat ways?
jammraa> lol.i'll give you one guess. :P
fakeonov > ermmm i give up?
jammraa> they are willing to try more sexual things than women my age. women my age are set in what they want sexually and wont try other things
fakeonov > hahaha wel dats understanable i gueslol
jammraa> lol
fakeonov > and is dat why ur keen 2 talk 2 me
jammraa> sure. and you seem like a good person to chat wit to pass time. :P
fakeonov > hahhahahaha wel im glad u think so
jammraa> :P
fakeonov > so wen u say theyre mor sexual u mean as in just talkin bout it rite?
jammraa> yeah and doing
fakeonov > doing it? hav u done it with young girls b4?
jammraa> not all but some
fakeonov > how old?
jammraa> 16+
fakeonov > and how old wer u
jammraa> 27 or so
fakeonov > wow dats quite da age difference
jammraa> yea
fakeonov > isnt dat a bit illegl lol
jammraa> ...ya
fakeonov > wel lol got a pic?>
jammraa> ya
jammraa> do you
fakeonov > yep a pic of the real me, the lovemuffin youve been talkin to
jammraa> lol
fakeonov > ur 1st
fakeonov > did u send it?
fakeonov > ??
fakeonov > no pic?
fakeonov > hello?


This is why jammraa didn't respond....

*Knock Knock*

Jammraa: Huh? Who dares disturbs me while I jack off to kiddie porn?

*Opens door to find that Kazuya Mishima is there*

Jammraa: Shit! Kazuya! Fuck, better hide this child pornography!

Kazuya: Too late! I know that you're a paedophile! I have only one thing to say to you......

Jammraa: Oh God......no Kazuya! Please, not that!

Kazuya:

"Koko De Shine!"

(Means "you die here" in Japanese but in this context, he just says "Die" as shown in the picture)

Jammraa: *Pukes up intestines*

Kazuya: DORYAA!!! *Kicks Jammraa in the head*

Jammraa has died of dysentry.


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