Convo with wizzard

This guy reminds me of Glishnakov, the dirty janitor that liked to hide in the girls locker rooms back in high school and have some dirty old man time. One day, we decided to stake out his house for a little prank. You see, we hooked up small pipe bombs throughout his house and then he triggered the tripwire, which set off the bombs but they only scared him, so he ran outside, where the most devious part of our prank happened. You see, when he was running, we jumped out and stabbed him to death!!!!!!!!!





What?


wizzard> hey
Fakeonov> hey
wizzard> asl please
Fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
wizzard> 26 m australia
Fakeonov> cool
wizzard> do u wear a short skirt to school
Fakeonov> ummm not realy lol
Fakeonov> y do u ask loll
wizzard> i like girls with a short skirt
Fakeonov> haha wel i see
wizzard> do u wear a short skrit at home
Fakeonov> sometimes lol
wizzard> has ur dad or sister or brother seen up ur skirt in class
Fakeonov> haha no they havnt been in my class lol
wizzard> at hoem sorry
wizzard> home
Fakeonov> at home? i dnt knw maybe
wizzard> at home sorry
wizzard> are u wearing one now
Fakeonov> lol nah im wearin shorts
wizzard> what u wearing underneath ur shorts
Fakeonov> just my underwear lol
wizzard> knickers or thong
Fakeonov> knickers
wizzard> what color
Fakeonov> light blue
wizzard> lacey sliky or cotton
Fakeonov> cotton lol
wizzard> is ur dad or brother home now
Fakeonov> my dad is lol
wizzard> ask ur dad if he has seen up ur skirt at home please
wizzard> can u please so that for me please yes or no
Fakeonov> lmao y
wizzard> becuase i want to know what he says please
Fakeonov> lol he would probably be weireded out
wizzard> just try please tell him to tell ur the turth ok
wizzard> ok can uplease do that or me
Fakeonov> um ok
wizzard> did u ask ur dad
Fakeonov> yes
wizzard> what did he say
Fakeonov> he said don't ask my son silly questions
wizzard> is ur brother home
Fakeonov> dont have one
wizzard> do u have any guy freinds that live colse to u
Fakeonov> lol nope
wizzard> do u think ur mum is pretty for her age
Fakeonov> ummmm lol i duno lol
wizzard> do u just live with ur dad do u
Fakeonov> yeah
wizzard> tell him ur are beening turthful ok and u really want to know and its not a slly questoin
Fakeonov> aw fine lol
wizzard> cool
wizzard> ddi u ask ur dad
Fakeonov> yeah
Fakeonov> i asked him
wizzard> what ddi he say
Fakeonov> he said "dragunov who is this guy asking about you and shorts"?
Fakeonov> does dat answer your question?
Fakeonov> hello?
wizzard> sort of
Fakeonov> sort of?
Fakeonov> what more o you need to know?


I knew Australia wasn't all kangaroos, Holden cars, racist pigs and Craig Marduk.......