Monday, April 27, 2009

Convo with skales88

Fuckin' hell, I remember when you got flogged in public for mentioning "sex" to an underage girl. Communism was tough.

Brief but most certainly pervy. Man I gotta find these guys' email addresses.

skales88> hey asl?
fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
skales88> 18m
skales88> what do you look like?
fakeonov > blonde blue eyes medium height hbu
skales88> blonde hair, green eyes, 6'2, built
skales88> pic or ccamm?
fakeonov > pic lol but ill send mayb later haha
skales88> what is your bra size?
fakeonov > ummmm c cup
skales88> nice
fakeonov > i gues lol
skales88> haha
skales88> are you a virgin?
fakeonov > yea i am
skales88> how far have you been with a guy?
fakeonov > not far at all lol
skales88> kissing? touching? oral?
fakeonov > isn't kissing and oral the same thing?
skales88> no
fakeonov > kissing is with mouths. that=oral
skales88> lol oral would be you sucking his ddickk or him licking your puuusssy
fakeonov > nope havnt done dat
skales88> lol
fakeonov > yeah
skales88> how many fingers can you fit in yourself?
fakeonov > myself? hmmmmmm i can stick my whole hand in my mouth
skales88> hou bout your pussy?
fakeonov > im not stickin my fingers in my pet cat lol
fakeonov > that is what you meant?
fakeonov > lol if you're still there YOU JUST GOT PWNED BY SERGEI DRAGUNOV!!!


Sheesh, just because I didn't get his innuendo, he runs off and cries. In Russia, make an innuendo, the KGB slits your throat while you sleep. We don't like vagueness.

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