Monday, April 27, 2009

Convo with essexboizy

This is what all negative 23 of the readers of this blog have been waiting for! This kid talks about erections, crossdressing in dirty girls' clothes and incest!

I also love how he doesn't ask "Who the heck is Dragunov?" when I referred to myself in this chat.

essexboizy> hello
fakeonov> hey
essexboizy> hey there asl
fakeonov > 15 f usa hbu
essexboizy> im 17 m uk
fakeonov > i see
essexboizy> wat u wanna chat about ???
fakeonov > not too sure hbu
essexboizy> dunno im a bit horn.y though
essexboizy> wbu
fakeonov > lmao ummmmmmm duno
essexboizy> i got a pic on profile
fakeonov > yea i saw lol
essexboizy> did u add me
fakeonov > i mite later
essexboizy> lol kk
fakeonov > yea
essexboizy> i woke up all hard lol
fakeonov > ok lol
essexboizy> i woke up with this big erection and no one to share it wiv
lol
essexboizy> wanna help me out
fakeonov > umm how could i do that
essexboizy> dunno lol
essexboizy> u could take it in ur hand
fakeonov > ummm how wil dat help lol
essexboizy> u could rub it 4 me
essexboizy> lol
fakeonov > errrrmmmm ok
essexboizy> or u could lie on top and slide onto me
fakeonov > ummmm i gues
essexboizy> i like wearing bras though
fakeonov > ys dat lmao
essexboizy> and gurls thongs lol
fakeonov > erm y tho
essexboizy> dunno gets me excited
fakeonov > random lol
essexboizy> only used ones
fakeonov > ummmmm ok lol wea do u get thm frm
essexboizy> i do fancy my sister thogh thats weird too
essexboizy> my sisters
fakeonov > ur sister??? y how old is she
essexboizy> 16
fakeonov > i see...
essexboizy> am i messed up
fakeonov > dragunov says.......yes. yes you are.
essexboizy> i know we have kissed before
fakeonov > wat kind of kiss?
essexboizy> tongues
fakeonov > right...but dats all ur guna do isnt it?
essexboizy> wen we was drunk i ate her pussy
fakeonov > eeewww you murdered poor kitty cat and ate him?
essexboizy> ol not quite
fakeonov > well u said you "ate her pussy"
essexboizy> lol
fakeonov > thats what it means, no?
essexboizy> we aint talked 4 a month
fakeonov > lol obviously you ate her poor pet cat
essexboizy> wat should i o
fakeonov > but her a new cat dammit! no a whole litter of kittens
essexboizy> lol
fakeonov > lol indeed
essexboizy> is it illigal if we sleep together
fakeonov > lol heck no in russia me and my siblings had to sleep in the same bed together
fakeonov> stupid commnists only let us have one bed
essexboizy> no i meen have sex
fakeonov > its as illegal as you eating her cat
essexboizy> oh well
fakeonov > oh well what?
essexboizy> only get in trouble once itll b worth it
fakeonov > dude heard of josef fritzl? that fucker off to jail for over 20 years for doin the nasty with his daughter?
essexboizy> we want each other
fakeonov > and the horny fat men in prison will most certainly want you
fakeonov > see? it's not worth it is it?
*** essexboizy is no longer on the server ***


Well, as you Americans would say, "LOL". But it is true, once you got family, you never go back........to being straight as the prison violations will most certainly turn this guy gay. And I pray for the soul of the poor cat this guy killed and ate while he was drunk. :(

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