Sunday, April 26, 2009

Convo with david555

What is it with shitheads like david555 here asking teenage girls (or fake ones like me) whether they friggin "finger" themselves?? Then they ask you if you got "bush"!? "Natural" or "shaved"? How big are your "boobs"? Well, if I hear that crap one more time, I'm gonna march down to your shitty little house, drag you out, snap your arms, tear out your bottom two ribs, then I'm gonna make you fellate yourself!!! Whatchu gunna do now, pedophile? Whatchu gunna do?? This is what you get for screwing with Dragunov!!!

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Heh heh heh....sorry folks, got carried away there. Here's the convo:

david555> hiya asl
fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
david555> 19 m uk
david555> hows u doing
fakeonov > im gud hbu
david555> im gd
david555> bit bored
david555> whats ya look like
fakeonov > light blue eyes black hair medium height hbu
david555> slim 6ft1 brown hair and eyes
david555> kinda toned
fakeonov > cool as
david555> you sound cute
david555> bf?
fakeonov > no bf
david555> after one or not bothered
david555> or like fun more lol
fakeonov > hahaha hmmm not too sure lol
david555> whats ya fav part of ya body
fakeonov > ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm all of it! lol
david555> :P
david555> ya done much with guys b4
fakeonov > lol yea hbu
fakeonov > ummmm not really lol
david555> like my legs most i think
david555> nice and toned :)
david555> done anything?
fakeonov > not really eh lol
david555> lol :)
david555> ya wanna or not that h0rny a girl lol
fakeonov > ummm i wana wat?
david555> do stuff with guys lol
fakeonov > wel not 2 sure eh
david555> how comes lol
fakeonov > just havnt crossed my mind lmao
david555> :)
david555> ya finger much lol
fakeonov > finger?
david555> your pu88y
david555> masterb@te lol
fakeonov > oh um no i dnt lol
david555> ya got bush down there lol
fakeonov > um a lil lol
david555> trim or natual lol
fakeonov > natural
david555> cool
david555> how big your boobs lol
fakeonov > hahahah um average size lol
fakeonov > y u ask lol
david555> curious :)
fakeonov > ummm ooook lol
fakeonov > so wat u in2?
david555> swimming cycling u
david555> or ya mean sexy stuff lol
fakeonov > im into shopping and hangin with buddies lol
fakeonov > hbu
david555> what about me lol



Then the convo abruptly ends. Damn. Could of got a lot of dirtiness out of this one. I would of chucked this convo on the bin but I did write an elaborate death threat at the start.....so here it is!

1 comment:

  1. ha ha i keep finding the more times i read these blogs... the more hilarious they become...

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