Convo with alejandro7

This guy is a serial rapist in the making.....give him the electric chair plz.

Send Trojan viruses to: barcelona_5@hotmail.com

alejandro7> hey a/s/l?
Fakeonov> 14 f usa hbu
alejandro7> 23 m tx where in uisa u at baby?
Fakeonov> im in new jersey
alejandro7> u ever been to houstn?
Fakeonov> no i havnt lol
alejandro7> u should come ;0
alejandro7> u got pics?
Fakeonov> not on this nd y should i come 2 houston lol
alejandro7> so u can come see me
alejandro7> u got messenger?
Fakeonov> no i dnt sory
alejandro7> aim or yahoo?
Fakeonov> nope
alejandro7> where ug ot pics then?
Fakeonov> i dnt hav n e on my comp lol
alejandro7> where u got some then?
alejandro7> lol
Fakeonov> i mite hav sum on my fone
alejandro7> ur what?
Fakeonov> cell
alejandro7> ok send some to me babe
Fakeonov> lol i wil wen i get credit on it
alejandro7> wow
alejandro7> are u a virgin?
Fakeonov> yea
alejandro7> nice
alejandro7> are u skinny?
Fakeonov> wel im slim
alejandro7> wut size are ur tits?
Fakeonov> ummm c cup i think
alejandro7> nice nice u got a nice ass?
Fakeonov> well i think so lol i dont really look at it
alejandro7> lol i would u ever suk a dik? (Dragunov says: I know you would.)
Fakeonov> ummmmmm im not 2 sure lol y u ask
alejandro7> u shold know
Fakeonov> ummmm i kinda dont :(
alejandro7> ok
Fakeonov> wel y thn lol
alejandro7> well u should come oer here
alejandro7> so ucan suk my dik ;)
Fakeonov> ut im just 14 lol
alejandro7> its ok u can practice with me babe
alejandro7> would u babe
Fakeonov> ummmmm i dnt knw
alejandro7> why?
alejandro7> ???
Fakeonov> coz im not experiencd in dat stuf lol
alejandro7> its ok will do it everynight so u will
Fakeonov> i will?
alejandro7> yes
Fakeonov> every nite? wat makes u say dat?
alejandro7> bc i want u
Fakeonov> haha u do?
alejandro7> ya wut u wearing?
Fakeonov> blue top and pants
alejandro7> nice u let me kiss u all over babe
Fakeonov> wel i gues so lol
alejandro7> and suck ur tits
Fakeonov> lol oh my
alejandro7> and im gonna fuk ur virgin puzzy without a condom ok (Dragunov says: Probably so he can rape the offspring.)
Fakeonov> lol y without one>?
alejandro7> bc i wanna cumm in side u
Fakeonov> bt isnt dat how girls get pregs
alejandro7> ya but only for ur first time i dont want to wear one ok
Fakeonov> oh i see u wana hav a baby lol
alejandro7> :)
Fakeonov> wel dats kinda wat ur sayin lol
alejandro7> well i wanan cumm in u
alejandro7> sooo im going to ok bbe
Fakeonov> ummmmm wel ummm
alejandro7> say i own ur puzzy? (Dragunov says: You don't own shit, you dumb inbred cunt. Go fuck a sheep.)
Fakeonov> u own it? but its mine lol
alejandro7> well i own it bc i can fuk it when i want to (Dragunov says: This is something a sexist shithead rapist would say. This guy needs a double dose of throat slitting.)
Fakeonov> Annnnnnd what gives you this right?
alejandro7> bc i m gonan fuk u puzy all the tim ebabe
Fakeonov> but i wouldnt want 2 all da time lol i mite b tried
Fakeonov> tired
alejandro7> its ok u won be ull drink cofee
Fakeonov> aw cnt i just sleep lol
alejandro7> noo after i fuk ur puzzy babe (Dragunov says: No, I sleep first, bitch!)
Fakeonov> aw gosh bt i heard it hurts
alejandro7> after we fuk sooo much babe u gonna love my dik in u
Fakeonov> i am?
alejandro7> yes
alejandro7> u let me cumm in ur mouth too babe
Fakeonov> ummmmm duno lol
alejandro7> do u finge ur self baby? (Dragunov says: "Finge"? Sounds like self-mutilation to me.)
Fakeonov> no i dnt
alejandro7> never?
Fakeonov> lol nope
alejandro7> do it for me now
Fakeonov> ummm how lol
alejandro7> rub ur puzzy
Fakeonov> lol y
alejandro7> bc i want u wett
Fakeonov> lol and ys dat
alejandro7> bc iw anan fuk ur puzzzzy
alejandro7> and cumm in u babe
Fakeonov> bt bt bt ill get pregnant lol
alejandro7> i dont care i want to feel ur tight puzzy babe
Fakeonov> lol so we can get married since im havn ur baby lolz
alejandro7> sure ;)
Fakeonov> lol bt i dnt thnk im ready 2 b a mummy lol
alejandro7> ok then will fuk only one time without a condom
Fakeonov> but im just 14 lol
alejandro7> i know and i like it cuz i can feel usoooo fuking tight babe
Fakeonov> lol realy?
alejandro7> yea
alejandro7> so u wna it
alejandro7> ?
Fakeonov> ummmm i dnt knw
alejandro7> say u do
Fakeonov> ummmmm
alejandro7> ?
alejandro7> stop thats getting annoying
Fakeonov> what is?
alejandro7> that ummm
Fakeonov> oh
alejandro7> ?
Fakeonov> ??
alejandro7> come suk my dik
Fakeonov> lol wat if i dnt lol
alejandro7> ill make u (Dragunov says: What the hell? He just threatened to rape me!)
Fakeonov> ull make me? how?
alejandro7> coe suk me
Fakeonov> i wil if u tel me ur email ;)
alejandro7> ­ barcelona_5@hotmail.com
­
Fakeonov> lol cool
alejandro7> tell me how u gonna suk my dik babe
alejandro7> ?
Fakeonov> y tho lol
Fakeonov> ?
Fakeonov> Laters, sick pedo.
*** alejandro7 is no longer on the server ***

I, Sergei Dragunov, will award 5 million Zimbabwean dollars to the person who murders this sick freak. The bloodier, the better.

Convo with RNK2008

"Blah blah blah what you wearing blah blah blah babe blah blah blah cock pussy tits blah blah blah" -RNK2008

E-mail! randyking96@hotmail.com

RNK2008> hey asl
Fakeonov> 14 f usa hbu
RNK2008> 18/m/fl wat u doing
Fakeonov> just chatin hbu
RNK2008> nothing bored u home alone
Fakeonov> yeah
RNK2008> kool
RNK2008> u a n@ughty lil girl
Fakeonov> wel.....wat u mean nawty lol
RNK2008> ya
Fakeonov> wat kind of nawty?
RNK2008> like to have sex and play around
Fakeonov> oh dat kind of nawty
RNK2008> ya
Fakeonov> i see..
RNK2008> so are u?
Fakeonov> wel not realy lol
RNK2008> u a virgin?
Fakeonov> yea
RNK2008> tight lil pussy?
Fakeonov> um wel i gues so lol
RNK2008> oooya u finger urself
Fakeonov> ummm no i dnt lol
RNK2008> y not
Fakeonov> wel i just havnt b4 lol
RNK2008> ever thought about it
Fakeonov> no lol
RNK2008> u shaved
Fakeonov> lol nope
RNK2008> u trim?
Fakeonov> i havnt b4 lol
RNK2008> u hairy
Fakeonov> wel not dat hairy
RNK2008> so wat u wearing
Fakeonov> blue top and blue trackpants
RNK2008> anything underthat
Fakeonov> um yeah a t shirt and my underwear
RNK2008> that sounds sexy
Fakeonov> lol
RNK2008> u in ur room
Fakeonov> yeah
RNK2008> in bed
Fakeonov> lol yip
RNK2008> u feelig nawty
Fakeonov> wel not realy lol r u
RNK2008> ya thinking about ur tight lil pussy
Fakeonov> haha ummmm why wats so gr8 about it :P
RNK2008> sounds so yummy
Fakeonov> does it?
RNK2008> yup
RNK2008> i wanna put my face in it
Fakeonov> haha thn wat
RNK2008> suck on ur clit and finger that wet lil hole
Fakeonov> lol sounds rue lmao
RNK2008> sounds wat
Fakeonov> rude
RNK2008> y
Fakeonov> coz ur kissin my private parts lmao
RNK2008> u wont want me to stop
Fakeonov> how come? is it gud?
RNK2008> ya
RNK2008> i thik u need to finger urself
Fakeonov> raely? how come?
RNK2008> so u can really see how good it feels
RNK2008> sound fun?
Fakeonov> um i gues
RNK2008> wat size are ur tits?
Fakeonov> um c cup
RNK2008> sexy
Fakeonov> haha
RNK2008> slid ur hand down ur pants baby
Fakeonov> erm ok
Fakeonov> got msn? yahoo?
RNK2008> u feel ur lil pussy
RNK2008> msn
Fakeonov> wat is it?
RNK2008> add me ­randyking96@hotmail.com
RNK2008> ?
Fakeonov> ok
Fakeonov> so wat u up 2?
RNK2008> holding my 8 inch c0ck (Dragunov says: Bet it's just 2 inches.)
RNK2008> wat u up 2
Fakeonov> haha i see
Fakeonov> im just chattin
RNK2008> touching urself?
Fakeonov> um no lol
Fakeonov> y u holdin ur thing lol
*** RNK2008 is no longer on the server ***
Fakeonov> fail
*** RNK2008 is no longer on the server ***

Bah. Useless. I was real keen to own this one up tonight.

Convo with Ron_P93

This sick son of a bitch is the sneakiest of the pedos. Starts out all decent, then slithers into the filthy talk. Someone ought to force-feed this guy his own rectum.

Hooray! I got his e-mail! ronaldpiccone@hotmail.com

Ron_p93> hi care to chat?
Fakeonov> ok lol
Ron_p93> hi let's start with names...im ron
Fakeonov> im lili
Ron_p93> hi lili
Ron_p93> are you dating anyone lili?
Fakeonov> no im not ron lol
Ron_p93> thats good lol
Fakeonov> lol y is dat gud?
Ron_p93> that means your available to me lol
Fakeonov> lmao wel i ghues it does
Ron_p93> what colors your hair lili? mines brown
Fakeonov> mines blonde
Ron_p93> nice
Fakeonov> haha ty
Ron_p93> what about your eyes? mine are blue
Fakeonov> same
Ron_p93> wow pretty
Ron_p93> how tall are you sweety?
Fakeonov> im 5'7
Ron_p93> im 5'11
Ron_p93> you sound great lili
Fakeonov> haha cool
Ron_p93> you still a virgin?? (Dragunov says: The smut begins....)
Fakeonov> um yeah i am lol hbu
Ron_p93> no lol im glad you are tho lol
Ron_p93> you got any boobs lili?
Fakeonov> y u glad i am lol and i hav boobs haha
Ron_p93> it means your still tight lol
Fakeonov> lol
Ron_p93> im glad you got a sense of humor about it...whatsize boobs?
Fakeonov> um c cup io thnk
Ron_p93> what color nipples?
Fakeonov> errrmmm pink
Ron_p93> damn you sound intenselt hot
Fakeonov> haha realy?
Fakeonov> how old r u lol
Ron_p93> 23
Ron_p93> just tell me what color undees...lol
Fakeonov> dark blue
Ron_p93> mmm did you know you were sexy lili?
Fakeonov> ummmm wel i neva thought about it lol
Ron_p93> i have and i bet you are now lol
Fakeonov> haha cool
Ron_p93> i'd kill to get between those legs lol
Fakeonov> lol y? wat do u want lol
Ron_p93> all you gotta do is straddle me like a horse..you can leave your pants on you'd take me to heaven lol (Dragunov says: I'd say you'd actually go to hell, but I heard that the "Christians" in this "heaven" are sexually attracted to children, so you might be going to heaven after all.)
Fakeonov> lol realy? how am i guna do dat?
Ron_p93> just spread ur leggies where you are and imagine im under you
Fakeonov> oh ummmmm ok.....thn wat
Ron_p93> then you just move your hiups back and forth dragging your butt on me (Dragunov says: Isn't that what dogs do?)
Fakeonov> haha i get it now
Ron_p93> did i teach you just a lil? lol
Fakeonov> yeah a bit lol
Ron_p93> so can i get ontop?
Fakeonov> um and do wat?
Ron_p93> hump you with clothes on
Fakeonov> oh gosh how wil dat take u 2 heven?
Ron_p93> your right maybe we'll just leave the panties on lol
Fakeonov> lol u got msn? yahoo?
Ron_p93> lol yah! care to add me?
Fakeonov> lol wat is it
Ron_p93> ­ronaldpiccone@hotmail.com
Fakeonov> cool
Ron_p93> add me lil lol
Fakeonov> i wil later lol so wat u up 2
Ron_p93> just sippin my coffe bout to light up
Fakeonov> cool gues dat wil take u 2 heaven thn
Fakeonov> lol
Ron_p93> not even close to what you could do for me
Fakeonov> oh really? and wats dat?
Ron_p93> lie down and let me dryhump you
Fakeonov> haha u stil wana do dat?
Ron_p93> ofcourse!!! lol
Fakeonov> lmao wat age group of girls r u in2 lol
Ron_p93> from 13 to 20 lol (Dragunov says: Sickening.)
Fakeonov> lol im 14
Ron_p93> i prefer 14 lol
Ron_p93> mind if i hump you lili?
Ron_p93> please?
Ron_p93> lili
Ron_p93> don't leave i'll cry
Fakeonov> lol im here
Ron_p93> so no humping?
Ron_p93> :(
Ron_p93> lili your a badgirl
Ron_p93> you there?
Fakeonov> y am i a bad girl?
Ron_p93> cuz your ignoring me
Fakeonov> nah my chat was just bein dum lol
Ron_p93> you wearin pants?
Fakeonov> yeah i am
Ron_p93> if i was there could i take them off?
Fakeonov> ummm im not sure lol ill b cold tho
Ron_p93> no im gonna be right next to you warming you up
Fakeonov> oh wel dats good
Ron_p93> so can i take off your shirt and bra?
Fakeonov> ummmmm mayb lol
Ron_p93> you take off your panties...
Fakeonov> ummmm thn ill be nakie lol
Ron_p93> its ok im nakie too
Fakeonov> u r?
Ron_p93> mhm right beside you
Ron_p93> slide them off lili
Fakeonov> ummm all rite
Ron_p93> do you know how to rub your puss.y?
Fakeonov> not realy lol
Ron_p93> get on ur hands and knees i got a surprise for u :)
Fakeonov> um ok wat is it?
Ron_p93> grabs you by the hips slides my di.ck in your puss.y
Ron_p93> picks you up takes you to the bed lies you down
Ron_p93> puts it back in your puss.y
Fakeonov> oh gosh u sure like talkin bout dat lol
Ron_p93> slides it in and out
Ron_p93> spread ur legs lili
Fakeonov> ummm y lol
Ron_p93> just do it
Fakeonov> ok
Ron_p93> put your hand between your legs
Ron_p93> put it there...
Fakeonov> ummm ok
Ron_p93> is it there?
Fakeonov> yea
Ron_p93> rub your puss.y
Ron_p93> rub it lili
Ron_p93> you rubbin it?
Fakeonov> not yet lol
Ron_p93> rub it now
Fakeonov> ummmmm ill try
Ron_p93> put your hand in your pants
Ron_p93> do it! (Dragunov says: STFU, faggot!)
Fakeonov> gosh r u um yelin at me 2 do it lol
Ron_p93> no baby im just making sure you do it lol
Fakeonov> lol
Ron_p93> just unbutton your pants
Fakeonov> ummmmm ok
Ron_p93> now put your hand under your panties
Fakeonov> thn wat
Ron_p93> go down to your puss.y
Fakeonov> ermmm ok
Ron_p93> rub the top of it
Fakeonov> thn wat
Ron_p93> can i put my di.ck in your mouth?
Fakeonov> ermmm y lol
Ron_p93> cuz it feels really good
Fakeonov> for hu?
Ron_p93> yes keep rubbin your puss.y
Ron_p93> keep goin
Ron_p93> slide a finger in it
Ron_p93> you doin it?
Fakeonov> gosh it cnt b dat excitin lol
Ron_p93> are you doing it?
Fakeonov> im tryin
Ron_p93> lick your finger
Fakeonov> lol y? wats it taste like/
Ron_p93> it tastes good but you gotta get your finger wet to slide it in
Ron_p93> come on lili you can do it baby! (Dragunov says: Come on, Ron you can make this world a better place! Just grab that razor and slit your wrists with it!)
Fakeonov> I'm not Lili. I'm Sergei Dragunov, Anti-Perv Crusader.
Ron_p93> lol crusader
Fakeonov> Yes. Crusader.
Ron_p93> do you wear a cape and spandex?
Fakeonov> No. Do you enjoy exploiting underage girls for your twisted pleasure?
Fakeonov> Looks like you fail at life.

Despicable. I'm sure you'll enjoy prison, loser. You fit the bill perfectly for the role of prison bitch.

Chat with I_Love_Headd

Well, looks like another run-of-the-mill pedo.....oh look, he wants me to look at his profile...................SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!!!!! There's his PENIS on his profile!!!!!!



I_Love_Headd> I wanna fukkk you
Fakeonov> oh really?
I_Love_Headd> Sure do
Fakeonov> oh gosh im only 14 I havnt done dat stuff b4
I_Love_Headd> Ever seen a c0ck?
Fakeonov> no I havnt
I_Love_Headd> I have a pic on my profile
Fakeonov> send the link?
I_Love_Headd> teenspot.com/profiles/i_love_headd
Fakeonov> lol its private
I_Love_Headd> I fixed that
Fakeonov> Um, there is a penis on your profile.
I_Love_Headd> Mine
Fakeonov> As an Anti-Perv Crusader, I have to say I am most disgusted.
I_Love_Headd> whatever
Fakeonov> I have reported your profile for inappropriate material.
I_Love_Headd> good for you
Fakeonov> Bad for you once you get banned, pedo.




Link to his profile is in the convo.......look if you dare.....

(Brief) convo with GuitaristGuy01

This guy is sure demanding.....

GuitaristGuy01> hey, I'm 20/m/Canada, with a webxcam, and
I'm looking for an interesting, submissive girl, that's
16-20 years old, for the night. Must have MSN Messenger
and a webxcam. Give me your MSN address if you're the
girl I'm looking for.
Fakeonov> No.

If only all girls said "No" to pervy faggots like this guy.

Convo with cute_romantic_guy

Man, has it really been a week since I last updated? Time sure flies when you're doing shit-all. Anyway back to the old, perv-busting grind.

This guy seems to have the policy of "tights or GTFO".

cute_romantic_guy> do you love to wear tights?
Fakeonov> lol sometimes
cute_romantic_guy> everyday
Fakeonov> not everyday :P
cute_romantic_guy> why not?
Fakeonov> wel coz sumtimes i dnt feel like wearin them
cute_romantic_guy> how often?
Fakeonov> mayb 4 days a week
cute_romantic_guy> that you wear tights?
Fakeonov> yep
cute_romantic_guy> you'd wear them more?
Fakeonov> mayb
cute_romantic_guy> do you have aol, msn, or yahoo instant
messangers?
Fakeonov> i hav yahoo
cute_romantic_guy> what is your yahoo addy?
Fakeonov> lol i wnt be on for a wile ill tel u wen i go on it
cute_romantic_guy> y?
Fakeonov> lol just coz so asl?
cute_romantic_guy> 23 m usa you?
Fakeonov> 15 f usa
cute_romantic_guy> what are yuou wearing right now?
Fakeonov> blue jacket and blue pants
cute_romantic_guy> bye (Dragunov says: This is why fetishes aren't normal, people. No tights means no respect in this losers' eyes.)
Fakeonov> and tights underneath lol
cute_romantic_guy> i doubt it, bye
Fakeonov> LOL.
Fakeonov> So no tights=goodbye?
cute_romantic_guy> yes
Fakeonov> LMAO. You go have your cry then.

Safe to say this guy is a pedo. He's 23 and he likes tights. You'll probably find him hiding in the bushes outside the girls-only school. Be sure to alert the proper authorites, Mr Smith & Wesson. Mr Colt is equally as capable at doing the job.

Random Disclaimer Thingy.

Hello, my loyal readers! (I know you're there, I can hear you breathing.)

I have been told by a few people that they aren't too sure on my actual intentions when it comes to these guys personal details.

I assure you that I only do this for laughs and NOT to blackmail them or arrange fake meetings. I only put up e-mail address ONLY if I deem these guys to be totally twisted and perverted.

I don't want money from these freaks, I get my money from beating up that wannabe ninja Raven. "Black Talon of Death" my Russian arse.

I don't want to bring the law into this because the law hates me. (Raven had a cry to his superiors which means I've gotta lie low.)

So, once again I do this for:

• Laughs.
• Flexing some Dragunov cyber-muscle.
• Ruining a pedos мастурбация session over little girls.
• To expose these freaks to the harsh thing known as the "Internets".
• COMMENTS!!!! GOD I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!

I DO NOT WANT:

• Money through blackmail.
• To arrange false meetings with them in order to commit acts of violence on them. (Though Sambo can have quite adverse effects on a pedos ability to walk if I chose to harm them.)
• To attract the attention of the FBI and such by impersonating them (which I have no intention of doing). I have my own sense of identity.

Well, I hope that's cleared things up!

-Sergei Dragunov, Anti-Perv Crusader.

Convo with bigbob24

This 25 year old bastard thinks 15 year old girls are "hottttttt".

mikejriggs1985@yahoo.com

bigbob24> im older
Fakeonov> oh really?
bigbob24> yes
Fakeonov> how old?
bigbob24> 25
bigbob24> is that ok
Fakeonov> yea
bigbob24> how old are u
Fakeonov> 15
bigbob24> derrt
bigbob24> sweet
Fakeonov> lol how come?
bigbob24> i like younger girls
Fakeonov> lol oh i see....how yung lol
bigbob24> 15
Fakeonov> lol y tho
bigbob24> they look hotttt
bigbob24> lol
Fakeonov> lmao
Fakeonov> hav u dated one b4?
bigbob24> no i want to
Fakeonov> so dats y ur on ths teen chat site
bigbob24> what
Fakeonov> to find younger girls :p
bigbob24> whats the oldest u have dated
bigbob24> yes
bigbob24> thats why om on here
Fakeonov> i havnt dated b4
bigbob24> u want to
Fakeonov> wel im not 2 sure ive seen a lot of my frends get hurt by their boyfrends
bigbob24> ya but im not like that im supper sweet
bigbob24> so whats up
bigbob24> u there
Fakeonov> super sweet?
bigbob24> im a nice guy
Fakeonov> how r u nice?
bigbob24> ill take u out to dinner hold dorrs open for u and cuddle with u
bigbob24> tell u how good u look
bigbob24> is that ok
Fakeonov> yep it sure is
bigbob24> u seem real sweet
Fakeonov> haha cool
bigbob24> do u have yahoo or msn
Fakeonov> i hav yahoo
bigbob24> wanta chat on there
Fakeonov> later on lol
bigbob24> ok i just dont want u to go and than i cant talk to u anymore
Fakeonov> lol wel wats so good bout me lol
Fakeonov> wats wrong with girls ur age :P
bigbob24> u just seem so sweet
bigbob24> what are u doing
Fakeonov> just chatin on ths hbu
bigbob24> laying down
bigbob24> whats your yahoo id
Fakeonov> gosh cnt we talk on ths 1st?
bigbob24> yes sorry
Fakeonov> lol
bigbob24> so what u wearing lol
Fakeonov> white top and skirt
bigbob24> lol
Fakeonov> yea
bigbob24> thats so hottttttttttttttttt
Fakeonov> haha is it now?
bigbob24> yes whats underneith
Fakeonov> ummm a tshirt
bigbob24> i mean the shirt and shirt
Fakeonov> wat shirt? lol
bigbob24> lol i dont know lol
bigbob24> u wearing a shirt
Fakeonov> yea i am
bigbob24> sweet
bigbob24> what does your thong look like lol
Fakeonov> um im just wearin usual underwear :P
bigbob24> hot
Fakeonov> um yea
bigbob24> should i stop\
Fakeonov> lol nope
bigbob24> what size are your boobs
Fakeonov> c cup
bigbob24> hottttt
Fakeonov> lol
bigbob24> i bet they look great
bigbob24> nice and perky
bigbob24> is that ok to say
bigbob24> u there
Fakeonov> wel i gues they are
bigbob24> sweet
bigbob24> what do u look like
bigbob24> did u see my pic
Fakeonov> i hav blonde hair blue eyes medium height nd im slim lol
bigbob24> u sound so hottttt
Fakeonov> lol but im a but on da young side :P
bigbob24> what do u mean
Fakeonov> lol nuthing so hav u talked 2 girls my age b4?
bigbob24> ya a few but your the sweetest and u sound the hotest
bigbob24> hotest
Fakeonov> haha y not otha girls :p
bigbob24> they dont sound as hot as u
Fakeonov> haha y wat do they say?
bigbob24> that im ugly and that shey don talk to met wanta
Fakeonov> wat was dat last word? lol
bigbob24> it was a mastake
Fakeonov> lol ok
bigbob24> did u see my pic
bigbob24> u there
Fakeonov> im here
bigbob24> sweet
bigbob24> so what are u foing
Fakeonov> just chattin on ths hbu
bigbob24> laying down
bigbob24> wanta join me
Fakeonov> join u? um ok
bigbob24> what
Fakeonov> nuthng
bigbob24> ok lol wanta cuddle with me
Fakeonov> ok
bigbob24> what would u wear
bigbob24> ;p;
bigbob24> lol
Fakeonov> i gues i would wear wateva i was wearin when i came in :P
bigbob24> lol sweet well we could cuddle and than make out
bigbob24> is that ok
Fakeonov> yea it is
bigbob24> what if my hand wantered
Fakeonov> wandered? to where lol
bigbob24> your boobs lol
Fakeonov> haha gosh y u wana touch those :P
bigbob24> i like thme
bigbob24> them
bigbob24> and i could make u so wet
Fakeonov> you can? how
bigbob24> talking dirty to you
bigbob24> u want me to
Fakeonov> wat u guna say?
bigbob24> things like how i wanta suck on your tits and make them rock hard
bigbob24> and i wanta find your clit and suck on it hartd (Dragunov says: "Hartd"? Oh God, he's typing with just one hand isn't he?)
Fakeonov> oh gosh this is makin me wana find out ur email :P
bigbob24> why lol
Fakeonov> just curious lol
bigbob24> lol am i starting to make u wet
Fakeonov> so do hav 1?
bigbob24> yes i do
Fakeonov> wel mayb :P
Fakeonov> wat is it?
bigbob24> if u wanted we could do this on yahoo
Fakeonov> ill be on there a bit later
bigbob24> sweet what if i said i wanted tostick my toung deep in your pussy and lick u dry
Fakeonov> wel i would be flattered :p
bigbob24> than finger u with 2 fingers and rub the upper walls real hard
Fakeonov> ooooh
Fakeonov> btw wats ur yahoo im real curious now
bigbob24> mikejriggs1985
bigbob24> did u get that
bigbob24> whats yours
Fakeonov> yea but @what? wats da full address
bigbob24> its ­
12mikejriggs1985@yahoo.com
­
Fakeonov> cool
bigbob24> whats yours
Fakeonov> lol ill tel u when i log on
bigbob24> ok
Fakeonov> yea
Fakeonov> so um u wer sayin? bout dat cuddlin lol
bigbob24> lol we could cuddle than i could remove your shirt
Fakeonov> oh ok
bigbob24> u like
Fakeonov> yea
bigbob24> than i caqn remove your pants
Fakeonov> ok
bigbob24> what should i take off
Fakeonov> wel ummm idnt knw
bigbob24> lol
bigbob24> u on yahoo
Fakeonov> not yet
bigbob24> ok
Fakeonov> so wat u up 2
bigbob24> what if i removed your panties with my teeth and grazed my noise over your pussy lips
bigbob24> u like
bigbob24> u there
bigbob24> hey
Fakeonov> hey
bigbob24> where did u go
Fakeonov> just had 2 do sumthn :P
bigbob24> ok did u get my last message
bigbob24> i wanta remove your panties with my teeth while my moise grazes over your pussy lips
bigbob24> what u doing
Fakeonov> stil chatin lol hbu
bigbob24> same want me to keep talking dirty
Fakeonov> So would you honestly have sex with a 15 year old girl? Even though you're 25 and she's underage?
bigbob24> ya is that ok
Fakeonov> Well, no it's not. I, Sergei Dragunov am disgusted.
bigbob24> i thought u likr older guys
Fakeonov> Oh yip. Because SERGEI DRAGUNOV is a pretty feminine name.
bigbob24> ya
bigbob24> should i go
Fakeonov> Well, it's up to you how you handle your pwning by Dragunov, the Anti-Perv Crusader.
bigbob24> what do u mean
Fakeonov> My name is Sergei Dragunov and I am on a crusade against pervs. I am not the 15 year old girl you intended to sexually abuse
bigbob24> lol and im not 25 im 16 but u said older men so i said i was older (Dragunov says: This is pathetic. So this guy made himself look like a total pedo just to talk to me?)
Fakeonov> ...Soooooo you posed as a paedophile?
bigbob24> i didnt think u would tlak to me
Fakeonov> Well, I did and looked what happened. PWNED.
bigbob24> what do u mean (Dragunov says: This guy is not 16. He doesn't understand what pwned means.)
Fakeonov> I just busted another chatroom perv.
bigbob24> i know
bigbob24> ill go than
Fakeonov> To find another girl to harrass? I sure hope not.
bigbob24> ya
bigbob24> i wont
Fakeonov> Good.

I should be laughing but I'm not. This isn't funny, it's pitiful. Whether he was actually 16 or he was a 25 year old pedo, he still fails at life.

Convo with pokeyhollis

It took less than 30 seconds for this freak to put the moves on a 15 year old girl....

pokeyhollis> hey
Fakeonov> hi
pokeyhollis> whats up
Fakeonov> nuthn much bhu
pokeyhollis> n2m bored.. whatcha wanna chat about?
Fakeonov> up 2 u
pokeyhollis> into sexual?
Fakeonov> wel i havt done dat stuf b4
pokeyhollis> do you want to?
Fakeonov> wel ummmmmm wat u mean?
pokeyhollis> do you wanna have sex?
Fakeonov> wel i dnt knw lol]
pokeyhollis> have u ever fingered?
Fakeonov> nope
pokeyhollis> what are you wearing?
Fakeonov> white top and skirt
pokeyhollis> ne underwear?
Fakeonov> yea
pokeyhollis> mmm could i kiss your neck and slide a hand up your
skirt?
Fakeonov> lol wel first wats ur a/s :P
pokeyhollis> 21 m
pokeyhollis> u?
Fakeonov> 15 f
pokeyhollis> am i too old?
Fakeonov> lol no
pokeyhollis> mmm so can i kiss your neck and slide my hand up your skirt?
Fakeonov> haha wel y would u wana do dat lol
pokeyhollis> bc i wanna make you hot
Fakeonov> oh i see
pokeyhollis> is that alright?
Fakeonov> wel i dnt knw wats so exciting bout talkin bout dat rude stuf :P
pokeyhollis> hmm.. why don't you rub yourself for me then ;)
Fakeonov> rub myself?
pokeyhollis> yeah between your legs
Fakeonov> lol wats so special down thea?
pokeyhollis> i want you to rub your pussy ;)
Fakeonov> haha oh i get ya now but y
pokeyhollis> because it feels good
Fakeonov> but ur a guy u dnt knw dat
pokeyhollis> try it and find out ;)
Fakeonov> gosh it sounds a bit rude lol
pokeyhollis> try it hehe
Fakeonov> hmmm i dnt knw
pokeyhollis> can i kiss you>?
Fakeonov> wel ummmm i gues so
pokeyhollis> can i rub you while i kiss you baby?
Fakeonov> wel itl b a new experience for me
pokeyhollis> r you h o r n y any?
Fakeonov> wel kinda
pokeyhollis> can you take your panties off and leave your skirt on?
Fakeonov> lol y
pokeyhollis> bc i think it's sexy
Fakeonov> haha i see
pokeyhollis> did you do it?
Fakeonov> wel im thnkin bout it
pokeyhollis> please? *kisses your neck passionately* (Dragunov says: I really wanted to just say "fuck off" at this point.)
Fakeonov> aw cnt u get an 18 yr old 2 do dat :P
pokeyhollis> i can
Fakeonov> lol
pokeyhollis> i want you to do it though
Fakeonov> lol ummmm....
pokeyhollis> i guess not
Fakeonov> wel it is kind of weird askin real young girls 2 take their knickers off :P
pokeyhollis> well then i guess i wont talk to you (Dragunov says: Are you serious? So all girls who won't drop their pants on command=worthless?)
Fakeonov> lolz
Fakeonov> So let me get this straight, you only talk to girls taht are willing to get naked?
pokeyhollis> i want a girl that's willing to finger herself
Fakeonov> And what benefit does that bring you?
pokeyhollis> none i want the girl to feel good
Fakeonov> Believe it or not, girls don't need masturbation to feel good.
Fakeonov> Looks like Dragunovs' nugget o' wisdom has rendered you speechless.

Looks like Mr Pedo can't handle the truth.

Convo with loves-dirty-hoes

Thanks to this guy, there's no redemption for humanity.....

Dear, Lord

Dragunov here. I humbly pray to you today, because I need your assisstance. I'm not a religious man, nor the most virtuous. I've sinned throughout my life, towards you and others. Mistakes were made by me that have had an adverse effect on both my loved ones and those whom I don't know. But this day, I beseech you, I ask of you one small deed. A deed that would put my most tortured mind at ease.

Lord, I want you to kill everyone.

...

Don't look at me like that, God, I know you want to.

...

There's a copy of Tekken 6: Bloodline Rebellion waiting for you....

...

And the special collectors edition of The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants...

...

God says: Swoot.

...

Dragunov.......WINS!

Here's the convo:

loves-dirty-hoes> you a dirty girl?
Fakeonov> wel i dnt knw lol y u ask
loves-dirty-hoes> you like to be told what todo?
Fakeonov> wel it depends on wat u say
loves-dirty-hoes> well thats not good enough well dont you want to be a
really dirty girl?
Fakeonov> wel sure y not :)
loves-dirty-hoes> start off with bra size and what your waring?
Fakeonov> wel im a d cup i think and im wearin a green hoodie and blue shorts
loves-dirty-hoes> you got a webk@m?
Fakeonov> no i dnt sorry
loves-dirty-hoes> you got dogs or siblins
Fakeonov> i have a dog and a sister
loves-dirty-hoes> boy dog
Fakeonov> yes
loves-dirty-hoes> well if i said to you girl et to where the dog is and jerk it off
Fakeonov> lol jerk it off? why?
loves-dirty-hoes> just do it
Fakeonov> lol but i dnt knw if ur meant to do dat to a dog :P
loves-dirty-hoes> is it a big dog
Fakeonov> medium sized
loves-dirty-hoes> well where is it
Fakeonov> outside sleeping
loves-dirty-hoes> you on a laptop?
Fakeonov> yes
loves-dirty-hoes> well get your ass outside and start playing with it
loves-dirty-hoes> how olds your sister
Fakeonov> she is 9
loves-dirty-hoes> you jerking it off yet?
Fakeonov> aw but the dog looks so peaceful sleeping
Fakeonov> y u so interested in doin dat 2 dogs n e way?
loves-dirty-hoes> you ever being fuked?
Fakeonov> no i havnt
loves-dirty-hoes> well you want to lose it?
Fakeonov> oh gosh i dnt knw
loves-dirty-hoes> well dogs are good fukas
Fakeonov> wel lol yea they do it 2 heaps of other dogs and make puppies :P
loves-dirty-hoes> well you playing with the dogs dik or not
Fakeonov> ummmmm i poked it a lil
loves-dirty-hoes> well just slowerly move your hand over it rubbing it then get a grip of it
Fakeonov> gosh it sounds real strange
loves-dirty-hoes> well just do it
loves-dirty-hoes> fink of it as a human dik
Fakeonov> but it looks weird
loves-dirty-hoes> well just do as i say
Fakeonov> maybe i could email u wat i did 2 da dog (Dragunov says: Which is NOT what this sicko asked me to do!)
Fakeonov> i dnt thnk its safe doin it on here
loves-dirty-hoes> whats your email
Fakeonov> lol i meant wats urs? ill email u
loves-dirty-hoes> you got an instant messenger
Fakeonov> yes
loves-dirty-hoes> well there u go
loves-dirty-hoes> whats yours
loves-dirty-hoes> i mean messenger
loves-dirty-hoes> yahoo,msn,aim?
loves-dirty-hoes> fine you better email me
loves-dirty-hoes> ­
12battersby3@hotmail.com
­
loves-dirty-hoes> and it better be in detail
Fakeonov> lol detail? bout wat?
Fakeonov> u there?
*** loves-dirty-hoes is no longer on the server ***

Hurl verbal abuse at: battersby3@hotmail.com

Oh, and if you want God to do you a favour, don't sit in a church pretending to eat and drink his son, just whip out the almighty SOTTP!

"Thou hast not witnessed true beauty, until the heavnely grace of the goddesses Bledel, Ferrera, Lively and Tamblyn hast blessed thoust eyes and purified thine thoughts."

-God

Convo with Bignap

Goddamn Texans. They need to learn that children are NOT sexual objects. Sick freak needs castration via rusty pliers.

Since this guy has the intent of me going to Hicksville for illegal smexy time, I think I'll put all his details up here.

Name: Jacoby Deon Teal

Worked at: Qso-inc

E-mail: NappyBoy502@yahoo.com

Bignap> hey 20 m tx wats up
Fakeonov> hey
Bignap> ,asl
Fakeonov> 15 f usa
Bignap> ,were n usa babe
Fakeonov> ohio
Bignap> ,hmm
Fakeonov> hmmmm
Bignap> ,colud you get to texas
Fakeonov> im not 2 sure ys dat
Bignap> ,lookin for a gf
Fakeonov> oh i see
Bignap> ,yea
Fakeonov> lol i dnt knw if i could come 2 texas
Bignap> ,hmm could u get me away there
Fakeonov> wel i dnt knw
Fakeonov> mayb
Bignap> ,hmm when could u get me there
Fakeonov> wel wen i find out y u wana come here lol
Bignap> ,hmm jus to visit never been out side of texas n hang wit u n have sex
Fakeonov> wel im sure dat can b arranged...but i need a few details first
Bignap> ,LIKE WAT
Fakeonov> wel ur name and email so i know hu 2 send muny 2 so u can come up here
Bignap> um u got acell
Fakeonov> no i dnt
Bignap> ,well im black
Fakeonov> lol and?
Bignap> ,jus makin sure bc racist ppl out here
Fakeonov> yea thea is
Bignap> ,so ur cell numba
Fakeonov> i dnt hav a cellphone
Bignap> ,that sucks
Fakeonov> yea it does
Bignap> ,so when u gonna come down
Fakeonov> lol wen i get da details i need
Bignap> ,wat fuckin details
Fakeonov> like ur name nd dat stuf :P i need 2 knw hu im meetin haha
Bignap> ,im jacoby
Bignap> ,wat else
Fakeonov> jacoby?
Bignap> ,yea
Fakeonov> jacoby wat?
Bignap> Teal
Fakeonov> aw k cool
Bignap> ,now wat
Fakeonov> ur email?
Bignap> , ­
2NappyBoy2@yahoo.com
­
Fakeonov> well n e other thngs u wana tel? itll b real helpful 4 me
Bignap> ,well i only had sex wit gurl
Fakeonov> how old was she?
Bignap> , 17 when i was 18 my first
Fakeonov> lol cool
Fakeonov> do u work?
Bignap> ,um no got laid off
Bignap> ,economy all fucked up
Fakeonov> dam dat suks
Fakeonov> where did u work?
Bignap> ,a place called q-soince
Fakeonov> sounds cool wat does it do?
Bignap> ,i make some clay shit
Bignap> ,its hard as hell but pays real good
Fakeonov> aw cool
Bignap> ,yep
Bignap> ,so tell me about u
Fakeonov> me? wel im just an average schoolgirl wake up go 2 boring school
Bignap> ,name
Fakeonov> anna willaims
Fakeonov> williams
Bignap> ,koool are u avirgin
Fakeonov> yea
Bignap> ,so im b ur first
Fakeonov> wel i gues u would if we did dat
Fakeonov> stuf
Bignap> ,so when u gonna get me down there
Fakeonov> i thought u wanted me 2 come to texas?
Bignap> ,o well when u gonna come down
Fakeonov> wen i get 2 knw u a litle lol
Bignap> ,send a pic to my yahoo
Fakeonov> haha ummmmmmm i dnt hav n e of me on my laptop :P
Bignap> ,fuckin sucks
Fakeonov> wel i gues it deos
Fakeonov> does
Bignap> ,how long its gonan take for u to get to know me
Fakeonov> wel it depends on wat u say about urself
Bignap> ,tell me wat u wanna know i tell u
Fakeonov> wel y do u wana do nawty stuf with me lol im only
Bignap> ,well dont come then
Bignap> ,idc
Fakeonov> lmao
Bignap> wat the fuck is so funny
Fakeonov> Sergei Dragunov here, member of SPETSNAZ, Child Internet Protection Agency branch.
Bignap> watever
Fakeonov> You don't believe me?
Bignap> naw
Fakeonov> Well, let me tell a little about what I do.
Fakeonov> I basically bust internet chatroom users like yourself who use these chatrooms for the sole purpose of gaining sex from underage girls.
Bignap> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fakeonov> It may be amusing for you, but I have seen many disturbing conversations on these chatrooms.
Bignap> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bignap> shut ur bitch ass up
Fakeonov> "Bitch" and "ass" is the least of the foul language I tolerate.
Bignap> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bignap> u aint gonan do shit
Bignap> shut ur faggot ass up talkin to me
Fakeonov> Well, I may not be able to do much on my own, but I'm sure there are a few people that would be a little more receptive when it comes to chats like these.
Bignap> shut ur faggot ass up talkin to me
Fakeonov> Now, let's not resort to name calling. You're in the wrong here, remember?
Bignap> naw
Fakeonov> I believe it was you who said this: Bignap> hmm jus to visit never been out side of texas n hang wit u n have sex
Bignap> an
Bignap> so wat
Fakeonov> Soliciting sex from a year old girl is a federal offence.
Bignap> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fakeonov> It is.
Bignap> delete my yahooo n dont talk to me again
Fakeonov> Delete it? I'm afraid I can't do that. The not talking to you part I can oblige to, however.
Bignap> wat u mean u cant delete it well lose my yahoo address now
Fakeonov> Goodbye, Jacoby Deon Teal.


He said some other gay crap but I ignored him. He asked for me not to talk to him, and I did as he asked.

Convo with boy_teaching_girls

This guy needs to have his arms broken.

(Or using this guy's shitty English skills: Guy this needs arms broken and really important.)

It's fairly obvious this guy is fucked up but I decided to play along with his deviant game. Halfway through, he asked to speaks with the mother, which I then posed as. Hilarity and nausea ensues.

boy_teaching_girls> hey
boy_teaching_girls> there
boy_teaching_girls> babe
Fakeonov> hi
boy_teaching_girls> so how
boy_teaching_girls> are you
Fakeonov> im fine and u?
boy_teaching_girls> am ok
boy_teaching_girls> so how old
boy_teaching_girls> are you
Fakeonov> im 15 hbu
boy_teaching_girls> 19
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with you
boy_teaching_girls> so any sisters or bf or brothers
Fakeonov> no bf or siblings
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> so is mum or dad
boy_teaching_girls> at home with youy
Fakeonov> yes
boy_teaching_girls> so are you in bedroom
boy_teaching_girls> or were are you mow
boy_teaching_girls> now
Fakeonov> im in my room
boy_teaching_girls> so are you on bed
boy_teaching_girls> or chair
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> on a chair
boy_teaching_girls> so wat you wearing now
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> hoodie and track apnts
Fakeonov> pants
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> wearing now
Fakeonov> ummm why?
boy_teaching_girls> can just ask
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with yoy
Fakeonov> um wel theyre just normal kind
boy_teaching_girls> so wat colour
boy_teaching_girls> is it
Fakeonov> light blue
boy_teaching_girls> so can i tech something new
boy_teaching_girls> and important on here
Fakeonov> like?
Fakeonov> wat is this important hting?
Fakeonov> thing
boy_teaching_girls> is new girls
boy_teaching_girls> thing
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with yoyu
boy_teaching_girls> and really important
Fakeonov> wel wat is it?
boy_teaching_girls> well you need mum or dad
boy_teaching_girls> with you first of all
Fakeonov> ok
boy_teaching_girls> so are you getting
boy_teaching_girls> mun or dadf
Fakeonov> um yeah i am
boy_teaching_girls> so is mum or dad
boy_teaching_girls> with or who with you
Fakeonov> um my mum
Fakeonov> she wants 2 knw y shes here lol
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> hey
boy_teaching_girls> there
Fakeonov> hey um thn wat
boy_teaching_girls> we need to teach your daughter
boy_teaching_girls> something important
Fakeonov> my daughter?
boy_teaching_girls> yes
Fakeonov> i dnt have a daughter
Fakeonov> its just mum and me
boy_teaching_girls> so can i teach
boy_teaching_girls> something
boy_teaching_girls> on herew
boy_teaching_girls> and new
Fakeonov> well ok what is it?
boy_teaching_girls> well can i teach
boy_teaching_girls> something
boy_teaching_girls> can i talk to your mum
Fakeonov> well ummmm ok
boy_teaching_girls> hey
Fakeonov> Hello
boy_teaching_girls> so can we teach
boy_teaching_girls> daugther
boy_teaching_girls> something new and important on here
Fakeonov> Well, OK!
boy_teaching_girls> now wat is your daugthers
boy_teaching_girls> wearing
boy_teaching_girls> now
Fakeonov> She is wearing a white hooded top and pink track pants.
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> is she in now
Fakeonov> I don't know.
boy_teaching_girls> can you ask
boy_teaching_girls> your daughter please
Fakeonov> May I ask what is your name and where you're from?
Fakeonov> If you tell me these things I'll ask your questions.
boy_teaching_girls> why
boy_teaching_girls> that
Fakeonov> Tell me and I'll ask her your question.
boy_teaching_girls> Dave
boy_teaching_girls> am from australia
Fakeonov> Ok Dave and where are you from?
Fakeonov> Ok.
boy_teaching_girls> so can ask your daugther
Fakeonov> Well, one more question, what nationality are you?
boy_teaching_girls> aussie
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with you
boy_teaching_girls> so can do someting with your daughter
Fakeonov> Well, like what?
boy_teaching_girls> well wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> is she in now
Fakeonov> I'll ask but I don't know if she'll tell me.
boy_teaching_girls> can you ask her
Fakeonov> Ok.
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies is she in now
Fakeonov> Well, she's very hesitant to tell me ha ha.
Fakeonov> She's told me now.
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> is your daughter
Fakeonov> They're light blue.
boy_teaching_girls> now has your daughter
boy_teaching_girls> ever had sex or masterbated before
Fakeonov> I know she hasn't.
Fakeonov> Why do you ask me these questions?
boy_teaching_girls> has she ever had sex or masterbated
boy_teaching_girls> any of it
Fakeonov> I asked and she says no.
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughter on the bed
boy_teaching_girls> or chiar
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> She's sitting on the bed now, watching this chat.
boy_teaching_girls> now can you take off
boy_teaching_girls> her pants
boy_teaching_girls> and undies for this
Fakeonov> Whoa whoa whoa may I ask what you want us to do?
boy_teaching_girls> are you able to take her
boy_teaching_girls> pants and undies off
boy_teaching_girls> your daughters
Fakeonov> I am not too sure if she'll let me
Fakeonov> She has taken them off
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughtrer wet
boy_teaching_girls> or dry
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> Dry by the looks of things.
boy_teaching_girls> now when did your daughter
boy_teaching_girls> last went to the toilet
Fakeonov> Ummmmmm......she said 2 hours ago.
boy_teaching_girls> did your daughter urine
boy_teaching_girls> or poo
Fakeonov> The first one.
boy_teaching_girls> can you ask
boy_teaching_girls> your daugther wat she did
Fakeonov> I did and she said she peed.
boy_teaching_girls> did she push it out
boy_teaching_girls> or just come out
Fakeonov> Ummm well, it just came out
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> now can your dauhter usally pee and poo
boy_teaching_girls> at same time
boy_teaching_girls> or finish pee firsr
Fakeonov> Well, she can't really answer that one sorry.
boy_teaching_girls> can you try
boy_teaching_girls> to ask her
Fakeonov> I did and she says she doesn't know.
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughter room
boy_teaching_girls> close the kitchen
Fakeonov> Nope, it's quite far from the kitchen.
boy_teaching_girls> now is bathroom
Fakeonov> That's close.
boy_teaching_girls> close by to your daughter room
Fakeonov> It is.
boy_teaching_girls> now can take
boy_teaching_girls> daughter iinto bathroom
Fakeonov> All right, then.
Fakeonov> We're in there.
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughter able to urne
boy_teaching_girls> or poo
boy_teaching_girls> at all
Fakeonov> Um, I don't know. why's that?
Fakeonov> Do you have an email?
*** boy_teaching_girls is no longer on the server ***


Dang, no email. Oh well, at least I've exposed another sick bastard. And honestly, would any mother know this kind of shit about their daughters? Oy oy oy oy oy. Fuck Australia. Just fuck it.

Convo with Ch3ster-the-Molester

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Convo with CJJOHNSON420

I fail to understand what is so appealing about adolescent girls. They scream, they read bullshit novels about sparkly vampires, they worship products of Disney and they leech money from you like there's no tomorrow.

CJJOHNSON420> hi asl
Fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
CJJOHNSON420> 20/m/louisiana
CJJOHNSON420> were in usa do u live
Fakeonov> new york
CJJOHNSON420> whats ur name
CJJOHNSON420> i am cj
CJJOHNSON420> whats ur name
Fakeonov> Lili

(Dragunov says: What the......?)

(Dragunov says: STFU.)

CJJOHNSON420> thats a pretty name
Fakeonov> ty
CJJOHNSON420> u welcome what do u look like
Fakeonov> blonde hair blue eyes
CJJOHNSON420> i'm 6'2 brownish blonde blue eyes few tattoos and
piercings
Fakeonov> lol cool
CJJOHNSON420> so lili what would u like to talk about
Fakeonov> nt too sure
CJJOHNSON420> well could i ask u a few ?'s and u could ask me anything u would like
Fakeonov> ok
CJJOHNSON420> r u alone
Fakeonov> yea
CJJOHNSON420> do u have a bf
Fakeonov> no i dnt
CJJOHNSON420> u like older guys
Fakeonov> mayb lol
CJJOHNSON420> what r u wearing
Fakeonov> hoodie and track pants lol
CJJOHNSON420> nice
CJJOHNSON420> r u a virgin
Fakeonov> lol yea
Fakeonov> yea i am
CJJOHNSON420> what size r ur tits
Fakeonov> c cup
CJJOHNSON420> what size of c cup
Fakeonov> 24
CJJOHNSON420> damn u got sum nice ones
Fakeonov> lol
CJJOHNSON420> do u shave ur pu ss y hair
Fakeonov> no i dnt lol
CJJOHNSON420> do u have alot of hair
Fakeonov> not really
CJJOHNSON420> nice do u ever play with it
Fakeonov> hahaha no i dnt
CJJOHNSON420> u wanna ask me anything
Fakeonov> ummmm i dnt knw :p
Fakeonov> hbu

Damn, he went offline.

The convo may be sick, but Lili's reaction was priceless.

No! I have never heard of Dark Resurrection! Nor have I heard of a Playstation Portable! I am NOT a video game character! Sheesh.

Convo with jonny223

Kids these days........when I was 17 I played with toy guns and played Cops and Robbers......

Wait, AK-47s and SVD sniper rifles are toys, right? They aren't? Oh dear......so that's why my schoolmate Bryan Fury was so happy when I traded them to him for a pack of M&M's.

Anyway, back to this worthless waste of flesh. Nothing special about this perv at all, he asks dirty questions, then yours truly lays down the Наказание! (Or not as the end of the convo shows)

Here's his email! snoz22@hotmail.com

jonny223> hey sexy
jonny223> asl
Fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
jonny223> 17/m/va
Fakeonov> cool
jonny223> what u up 2
Fakeonov> nuthn much hbu
jonny223> layin in bed
Fakeonov> cool
jonny223> so what u wearin
Fakeonov> hoodie and track pants
jonny223> oh u wet?
Fakeonov> wet? lol it wasnt raining today
jonny223> your pussy
Fakeonov> lol it isnt
jonny223> u want it 2 be
Fakeonov> ummmmmmm dnt knw lol
jonny223> take off your pants
Fakeonov> lol um y haha
jonny223> cuz
Fakeonov> lol coz?
jonny223> 2 get your pussy wet
Fakeonov> lol i see
Fakeonov> hey u got msn? or yahoo?
jonny223> yea both
jonny223> add me ­
12snoz22@hotmail.com
­
Fakeonov> lol i wil later
jonny223> ok
jonny223> so u gonna take them off
Fakeonov> my pants?
jonny223> yea
Fakeonov> lol ummmmmm ok
jonny223> ok baby
Fakeonov> lol
jonny223> what color panties u wearin
Fakeonov> green
jonny223> nice are u shaved'?
Fakeonov> ummmm no
jonny223> ok
jonny223> u like 2 suck c0ck
Fakeonov> um i havnt before
jonny223> have u been fucked before
Fakeonov> no i havnt
jonny223> u masterbate alot
Fakeonov> lol no i dnt
jonny223> y not
Fakeonov> um i just dnt
jonny223> u going 2 for me
Fakeonov> lol i dnt know
jonny223> u got a cell baby
Fakeonov> ummmm mayb lol
jonny223> can i text u
jonny223> or call
Fakeonov> lol um y
jonny223> y not
jonny223> 2 hear u play with your pussy
Fakeonov> lol ummmmm
jonny223> so can i
Fakeonov> ummm not right now lol
jonny223> y not im so hard
Fakeonov> haha realy?
jonny223> yes
Fakeonov> lol
jonny223> y lol
Fakeonov> dnt knw
jonny223> masterbate with me
Fakeonov> y? wat wil happen if i do?
jonny223> u will c.u.m
Fakeonov> i heard bout dat but i dnt knw wat hapens
jonny223> u feel amazing after
Fakeonov> how do u know :P
jonny223> cuz i do baby
Fakeonov> and hows that?
jonny223> u have never had an orgasm?
Fakeonov> no.....i havnt
jonny223> u will llove it
Fakeonov> true
jonny223> u will babe
Fakeonov> do u do dat stuf?
jonny223> what?
Fakeonov> that org thing
jonny223> yea
jonny223> it feels so good
jonny223> start rubbin your pussy for me
Fakeonov> ummmmm
jonny223> umm what ?
jonny223> rub it
Fakeonov> u sure r keen for me 2 rub it lol
jonny223> keen?
Fakeonov> u realy want me 2
jonny223> yes
jonny223> rub your pussy baby
Fakeonov> um ok
jonny223> i wish i could hear u
Fakeonov> lol im not makin n e noise
jonny223> not yet
jonny223> can i call u and ill tell u what 2 do
Fakeonov> haha not atm
jonny223> atm?
Fakeonov> at the moment
jonny223> does it feel good
Fakeonov> not sure
jonny223> y not
Fakeonov> coz
jonny223> cuz y
Fakeonov> wat else is there 2 do
Fakeonov> ?
Fakeonov> u there?
*** jonny223 is no longer on the server ***


Crap.

Damn Americans and their lack of patience.

Convo with higirls

Another guy who likes to ask random dirty questions to young girls...

higirls> hi a/s m/18
Fakeonov> f 15
higirls> what u wearing
Fakeonov> um my pjs
higirls> where u from
Fakeonov> usa
higirls> what sort of pjs
Fakeonov> just a shirt and pants
higirls> so what u like doing
Fakeonov> shoppin txtin habgin with frends hbu
higirls> what u like buying
Fakeonov> just clothes and stuf
higirls> u got a bf
Fakeonov> no i dnt
higirls> what u look like
Fakeonov> i look lik me :P
higirls> how tall
Fakeonov> medium height
higirls> hair color
Fakeonov> brown
higirls> long or short
Fakeonov> long
higirls> u play any sport
Fakeonov> no i dnt
higirls> seen a c0ck
Fakeonov> ummmm lol no
higirls> y not
Fakeonov> coz i just havnt lol
higirls> u think about it
Fakeonov> um not realy haha
higirls> u wearing panties
Fakeonov> um of course haha
higirls> what sort and color
Fakeonov> just normal sort and theyre blue
Fakeonov> btw got msn?
higirls> no
Fakeonov> yahoo? any email address?
higirls> no i just chat on here
Fakeonov> haha i see lol
higirls> u dont u just chat in here
Fakeonov> lol i do too
higirls> so what u doing for the weekend
Fakeonov> not too sure lol hbu
higirls> hang around the mall
Fakeonov> awesome lol
higirls> mine pick up
Fakeonov> pick up? as in your truck?
higirls> no meet
Fakeonov> as in is?
Fakeonov> us?
higirls> yes
Fakeonov> oh i see
higirls> what do u see
Fakeonov> nothin lol
Fakeonov> so wat u enjoy doin?
higirls> most things u
Fakeonov> just shoppin txtin nd bein with frends
higirls> i like making out
Fakeonov> oh really?
higirls> just cause u dont
Fakeonov> ummmmm i neva siad i didnt
higirls> true
Fakeonov> yea true
higirls> do u
Fakeonov> ummmm i dnt knw lol
higirls> u been with a guy
Fakeonov> no i havmt
higirls> a girl
Fakeonov> lol nope
higirls> with urself
Fakeonov> lol wat u mean myself?
higirls> u know
Fakeonov> oh u mean touchin? no i havnt
higirls> what do u do then
Fakeonov> um nuthn dodgy haha
higirls> ok
Fakeonov> yea
higirls> yea what
Fakeonov> wat about u do u do dat stuf?
higirls> some
Fakeonov> like
higirls> oral
Fakeonov> ok lol
higirls> its nice ever with other guys
Fakeonov> haha cool
higirls> yep it is
Fakeonov> dats cool lol
higirls> what part is cool
Fakeonov> ummmmm part of what? lol
Fakeonov> anywhat what you doin
higirls> just sitting here
Fakeonov> same here haha
higirls> what else would u do on ur own
Fakeonov> ummm eat if im hngry watch tv or maybe just go in2 town lol hbu
higirls> i thought u meant now
Fakeonov> oh ummm well i dnt knw then
higirls> what u dont know what ur doing now
Fakeonov> lol im just chattin on this
Fakeonov> wel gues u aint there then
*** higirls is no longer on the server ***

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........huh, what?

Well, that was astoundingly Скучный! Yeah, yeah, I hear ya, that convo sucked more than that Transformers movie..

Well time to make up for it with a snippet of my military exploits...

"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!!!"

Picture originally drawn by pricon (http://pricon.deviantart.com)

Convo with romantic_daddy (You know, that name doesn't exactly look to be a good omen...)

Just another pedo post. Guy acts all sweet, I reveal "Fakeonov" is 15, he says oh well and continues the filthy talk. Murder is a very viable solution for this guy.

Send vivid descriptions on how you will murder this degenerate at: a_rounder80@hotmail.com

romantic_daddy> hey there.
romantic_daddy> where are you from?
Fakeonov> usa hbu
romantic_daddy> washington.
romantic_daddy> you?
Fakeonov> new york
romantic_daddy> cool. what are you doing up so late?
Fakeonov> lol just chatin haha cnt sleep
romantic_daddy> need some help getting to bed tonight?
Fakeonov> lol wat u mean?
romantic_daddy> do you want someone to help you relax?
Fakeonov> haha wel ummmmm mayb
romantic_daddy> spanking your butt.
Fakeonov> lol how wil dat help me relax?
Fakeonov> how old r u btw?
romantic_daddy> 29 m wa
Fakeonov> lolim 15
romantic_daddy> ahhh...
Fakeonov> yea
romantic_daddy> i understand if you want to stop talking.
Fakeonov> depends on what u talk about lol
romantic_daddy> lol...i don't think you want to go there.
romantic_daddy> i've already spanked you.
Fakeonov> lol i see......lmao
romantic_daddy> do you want to?
Fakeonov> want to what?
romantic_daddy> continue the conversation?
Fakeonov> ummmmm dunno lol
romantic_daddy> kissing your cheek.
Fakeonov> lol oh my.....haha
romantic_daddy> you like?
Fakeonov> ummmmmm sure lol
romantic_daddy> lol.
romantic_daddy> kissing your lips softly.
Fakeonov> ummm ooooook lol
romantic_daddy> you like that?
Fakeonov> sure lol
romantic_daddy> kissing your neck.
Fakeonov> haha lol
romantic_daddy> tickles?
Fakeonov> ummmmmm tickles?
romantic_daddy> does it tickle your neck?
Fakeonov> yea
romantic_daddy> what else do you like?
Fakeonov> sopping! lol
Fakeonov> shopping
romantic_daddy> lol.
Fakeonov> yeap its cool
romantic_daddy> are you lying in bed?
Fakeonov> no im not lol
romantic_daddy> what are you doing then?
Fakeonov> sitting in front of the computer
romantic_daddy> what are you wearing?
Fakeonov> my clothes lol
romantic_daddy> funny.
romantic_daddy> what kind of clothes?
Fakeonov> um shirt and shorts
romantic_daddy> nice...
romantic_daddy> caressing your back..
Fakeonov> haha i see
romantic_daddy> you like?
Fakeonov> sure lol
romantic_daddy> rubbing my chest up against your back.
Fakeonov> lol i see
romantic_daddy> my hands wrap around your body and caressing your breasts.
Fakeonov> haha ummmmm ok
romantic_daddy> feels good?
Fakeonov> sure lol
romantic_daddy> i think you're enjoying all the touching.
Fakeonov> hahahahahhaahha mayb lol
romantic_daddy> my hands move down between your legs...
romantic_daddy> rubbing your inner thighs.
romantic_daddy> you like baby?
romantic_daddy> what's your name?
Fakeonov> my name?
romantic_daddy> yeah? what's your name...unless you like me calling you baby.
Fakeonov> dats my secret 4 now lol
romantic_daddy> lol. okay baby.
romantic_daddy> you like me touching your thighs?
Fakeonov> ummmmm mayb haha
romantic_daddy> what are you wearing under your shorts?
Fakeonov> my undeerwear
romantic_daddy> mmmm what color?
Fakeonov> blue
romantic_daddy> mmmmmm
Fakeonov> lol
romantic_daddy> undoing your shorts...
romantic_daddy> slipping my hand down your shorts and touching you.
Fakeonov> gosh u sure im not a lil bit 2 young 4 u lol
romantic_daddy> as long as you feel good.
Fakeonov> lol do u usually do ths stuf with girls my age
romantic_daddy> girls?
romantic_daddy> are you bi? or gay?
Fakeonov> no im str8 lol
romantic_daddy> lol.
romantic_daddy> why with girls your age?
Fakeonov> ummmm just askin lol
romantic_daddy> no...
romantic_daddy> but i'm enjoying you right now.
Fakeonov> lol realy
romantic_daddy> mmm hmmm
Fakeonov> i see lol
romantic_daddy> do you have a boyfriend?
Fakeonov> no i dont lol
romantic_daddy> good.
romantic_daddy> do you have photos?
Fakeonov> maybe lol hbu
romantic_daddy> i do...do you want to trade on msn or something?
Fakeonov> ummm i dnt knw lol
romantic_daddy> i think you're curious enough sweetheart...
romantic_daddy> rubbing your panties..
romantic_daddy> stroking up and down.
Fakeonov> curious about what?
romantic_daddy> curious to know who you're talking to...and how sexy i sound.
Fakeonov> wel mayb lol
romantic_daddy> lets meet on msn.
romantic_daddy> then we can go step by step.
Fakeonov> um wats urs
romantic_daddy> trade photos, trade nawtee talk, and then maybe ph0ne numbers?
romantic_daddy> ­
12a_rounder80@hotmail.com
­
Fakeonov> lmao i ususaly use msn for chatting haha
romantic_daddy> did you add me baby?
Fakeonov> i will soon lol
Fakeonov> hmmm msn is being dumb at the moment lol
Fakeonov> guess you aint there then

I thought he had run off but SHIST! He came back, filled with only the most disturbing words.

Hmmm.....interesting....

romantic_daddy> i'm here.
Fakeonov> oh i see lol
romantic_daddy> what baby?
Fakeonov> nuthn haha
romantic_daddy> lets take your blouse off.
Fakeonov> ummmmmmmmm ok
romantic_daddy> do you have a ph0ne?
Fakeonov> lol yea
romantic_daddy> wanna play on the ph0ne?
Fakeonov> play? i usually talk on the phone
romantic_daddy> i'd like to hear your voice when i touch you.
Fakeonov> my voice? lol ummmmm i duno lol
romantic_daddy> it'll be fun
romantic_daddy> cmon baby.
romantic_daddy> what's your name?
Fakeonov> My name? Sergei Dragunov.
romantic_daddy> lol.
romantic_daddy> really?
romantic_daddy> do you want to talk on the phne?
Fakeonov> Yes. You have been pwned. (This was my response to his "lol really?" question, not the phone question)
romantic_daddy> pwned?
Fakeonov> By Sergei Dragunov, the anti-chatroom-perv crusader.
romantic_daddy> pwned? what does that mean (Lol, you FAIL n00b!)
Fakeonov> Well, when a dude like me exposes a perv like you whilst you say all these sick things, it means I have pwned you.
romantic_daddy> okay.
Fakeonov> ...
Fakeonov> Pssssst.....I'm a guy.......just in case you didn't figure it out.
romantic_daddy> nice.
Fakeonov> Hence the term, PWNED.
romantic_daddy> okay.
Fakeonov> Well, I hope you learnt your lesson.
Fakeonov> Children are not fuck toys.
romantic_daddy> thank you.
Fakeonov> Ah, so you are gracious in defeat, I see.
romantic_daddy> lol.
Fakeonov> By the way, what IS a 29 year old man doing on a site called TEENspot?
Fakeonov> Ah, a mystery of life, I see. Well I'll let you ponder your lesson.

Wait, he actually accepted his defeat?

My. God. Maturity in an internet chat room? That's rarer than a sober female in New Zealand. Should I continue to heap vitriol and malice onto this guy? Maybe I could let this go and move on......

...........Naaaaah.

Convo with GiantPandaBearsFromSpace

This guy broke up with his wallet leech so now he wants to make love to his telephone....


GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> hi u :) im horneee :op
Fakeonov> lol realy?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> yes can u help me?
Fakeonov> how lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> call me :)
Fakeonov> why lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> so we can have phonnnne seccs :)
Fakeonov> lmao seccs with our phones?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> u ever had phooonnne seccs?
Fakeonov> noope lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> always a first time :)
Fakeonov> lol mayb
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> whats ur name?
Fakeonov> anna
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> hi anna im ray im usually a nice guy but
im frickin hornee right now my girl broke up with me and in tryna to
make me forget about her i know it sounds weird
Fakeonov> lol how old r u?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> 8
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> 18
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> why?
Fakeonov> just curious lol im 15
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> 15 u think u can handle me?
Fakeonov> handle u? lol how
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> *points to hehehe :op
Fakeonov> haha pointin to sumthn eh?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> mhm :)
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> so u think u can help me?
Fakeonov> lol um wat is it :P
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> anna can u be my nurse?
Fakeonov> lol sure
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> whats ur number? :)
Fakeonov> my number?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> yes. can u talk to me and get me off? :)
Fakeonov> get u off where? r u stuk sumwea lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> lol u know what i mean :)
Fakeonov> mayb u could tel me lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> just talk with me while i jerk off :)
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> ill love u forever for the help :)
Fakeonov> well ummmm.......i don't think you'll want to be talking with a dude while you do that
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> what the hell? u a dude?
Fakeonov> lolz Sergei Dragunov here, Anti-Perv crusader
Fakeonov> Looks like I win again!
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> yup
Fakeonov> Talking to someone while you touch yourself.......for shame, kid.
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> not really
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> posing as a girl....for really shame
Fakeonov> You say not? Why is it not perverted?
Fakeonov> Hey, I gotta get my lolz from somewhere, Russia isn't exactly entertainment central.
Fakeonov> So why not catch out a few chatroom pervs?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> nou tryna wack off son dont lie posing as a chick
Fakeonov> But if I were to pose as a dude, pervs wouldn't try to talk to me and my anti-perv website would be rather empty wouldn't it?
Fakeonov> But you've help me put up another post so i love YOU forever for the help

Yuck, what a sicko. And an idiot too. I say "Anti-Perv Crusader" and he still doesn't get why I chose to reveal myself to him.

Convo with andyd4duk

Wow......so sick......so vile......I got nothing to say on this guy.....

What I'm gonna do to this guy when I find him....

Fakeonov> hey asl
andyd4duk> hi asl
Fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
andyd4duk> 41 m uk
Fakeonov> oh i see
andyd4duk> to old then
Fakeonov> ummmmmmm not realy ill just see how ths convo turns out lol
andyd4duk> lol
andyd4duk> y0ou ever met anyone off here?
Fakeonov> haha not realy lol just had random chats
andyd4duk> i've met 5 goirls off here in the uk
andyd4duk> been good
andyd4duk> what r u into?
Fakeonov> im in2 shopping, hanging with frends lol
andyd4duk> cool
andyd4duk> into sex yet?
Fakeonov> ummmmm nope lol
andyd4duk> really at 15? lots of girls are
Fakeonov> haha wel i gues im an outcast :(
andyd4duk> no yer not lol
andyd4duk> i like it
Fakeonov> haha really wit wat age group of girls?
andyd4duk> do i like?
Fakeonov> yea
andyd4duk> 12 to 17
andyd4duk> if i am honest
Fakeonov> haha i see lol im in dat age group
andyd4duk> i know
Fakeonov> hmmm so i gues u like me
andyd4duk> i love to teach the younger ones most girls i have met your age already knows what to do
andyd4duk> u got a pic?
Fakeonov> ummm mayb lol hbu
andyd4duk> yeah msn?
Fakeonov> haha mayb lol hbu
andyd4duk> ­
12mouldystain@hotmail.co.uk
­
Fakeonov> haha cool
andyd4duk> you add me?
Fakeonov> i will soon lol
andyd4duk> why soon? lol
Fakeonov> coz i wil soon haha
andyd4duk> lol
andyd4duk> would love to see what you look like
andyd4duk> r u str8 or bi do you think?
Fakeonov> im definitely str8 lol
Fakeonov> y u ask lol
andyd4duk> what did i ask you
andyd4duk> was it if you liked older guys?
Fakeonov> if i was bi or str8 and i said str8
andyd4duk> i like me girls to be bi but str8 is ok
Fakeonov> haha i see
andyd4duk> can i see what you look like
Fakeonov> ummmm u first lol
andyd4duk> have to be on msn
andyd4duk> ok?
andyd4duk> you can trust me
Fakeonov> lol ummmm i duno lol
andyd4duk> i am really not a pest if you dont like me you just have to block me
Fakeonov> hmmmmmmmm i see
andyd4duk> you never know you may enjoy talking to me
Fakeonov> i may i may
andyd4duk> so add me lol
andyd4duk> if you are interested i will tell you about the girls i have met
Fakeonov> oooooh tel me mow lol
andyd4duk> lol on msn
andyd4duk> safer
Fakeonov> i dunno lol
andyd4duk> trust me. if you hate me you block and delete and i can never get in touch....just safe there then here
Fakeonov> i duno aye....iprefer this
andyd4duk> its just a bit risky for me
andyd4duk> i cant do anything bad to you on msn and i never give out addresses unlike some guys
Fakeonov> ummmmmmm.....
andyd4duk> trust me... my names steve by the way
Fakeonov> ill try to send a pic on this
andyd4duk> ok
andyd4duk> its errored
andyd4duk> wont come through
Fakeonov> aw dam
Fakeonov> ill copy and paste a link to it
andyd4duk> lets just msn
andyd4duk> trust me
Fakeonov> lol make ur profile public so i can send a private msg with my pic
andyd4duk> how do i do that lol
Fakeonov> you go into ur profile settings and cick make profile public
andyd4duk> there
Fakeonov> kwl
andyd4duk> now what
Fakeonov> up 2 u
andyd4duk> i'd l;ike to see what youlook like
Fakeonov> you wanna see me? the russian me?
andyd4duk> yer
Fakeonov> hmmmm ok then
andyd4duk> so how do i get to see you
Fakeonov> ill send you a privet message
andyd4duk> ok how
Fakeonov> iis tekin its time to load so in da meantime lol y r u on this chat thing lol
andyd4duk> girls
Fakeonov> haha is dat it? lol
andyd4duk> i am into young girls
andyd4duk> i have friends as well
Fakeonov> oh my lol how young?
Fakeonov> who's ur frends lol
andyd4duk> there is a girl danielle in michigan she is 14
Fakeonov> haha o realy cool
andyd4duk> can we go on msn this is crap
Fakeonov> haha ive nearly got da pic sorted lol b patient
Fakeonov> its sent!
andyd4duk> to where?
Fakeonov> your private message inbox
andyd4duk> thats not you!
Fakeonov> Um yes. Yes it is.
andyd4duk> its a cartoon
Fakeonov> Sergei DRagunov, anti-perv crusadr and informant to the FBI.
andyd4duk> lol
Fakeonov> That is my "avatar" sir, my photos are inaccessible.
andyd4duk> cool
Fakeonov> Might I ask why, you trawl these chatrooms for underage girls? Aren't you aware this is illegal?
andyd4duk> no i thought anyone could do it
Fakeonov> Soliciting sex from a minor is a felony.
andyd4duk> wow
andyd4duk> i didnt know
Fakeonov> And seeing how you openly admitted that you have had sex with underage girls, you are now a criminal.
andyd4duk> mty god
andyd4duk> can be
andyd4duk> cant
Fakeonov> I'm afraid it is.
andyd4duk> shit
Fakeonov> Sir, I am required to inform the proper authorities about this conversation.
andyd4duk> ok please dont
Fakeonov> Sir, you do not understand. Having sexual relations with a minor is a federal offence and you will be charged with statutory rape.
andyd4duk> no way
Fakeonov> Deny all you like sir, but you have broken the law multiple times.
andyd4duk> how?
Fakeonov> Like I said before, having sex with a girl under 18 is classed as statutory rape.
andyd4duk> not in my country
Fakeonov> Sir, I am aware there may be a few changes in name when it comes to this crime, but I assure you, you will face jail time for this.
Fakeonov> Under British law, if found guilty of statutory rape, you would be sentenced to a minimum of 5 years in prison.
Fakeonov> Sir, why are you still posting in the chatroom lobby? You're only going to find yourself deeper in trouble.
Fakeonov> *Sigh* not much of a learner, are we?
*** andyd4duk is no longer on the server ***

He may or may not have fallen for my trick, but I sure as hell will pull out all the stops to make sure this guy gets what he deserves.

Put his e-mail on 4chan you say........

Well, after all, it is mouldystain@hotmail.co.uk

Convo with wizzard

This guy reminds me of Glishnakov, the dirty janitor that liked to hide in the girls locker rooms back in high school and have some dirty old man time. One day, we decided to stake out his house for a little prank. You see, we hooked up small pipe bombs throughout his house and then he triggered the tripwire, which set off the bombs but they only scared him, so he ran outside, where the most devious part of our prank happened. You see, when he was running, we jumped out and stabbed him to death!!!!!!!!!





What?


wizzard> hey
Fakeonov> hey
wizzard> asl please
Fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
wizzard> 26 m australia
Fakeonov> cool
wizzard> do u wear a short skirt to school
Fakeonov> ummm not realy lol
Fakeonov> y do u ask loll
wizzard> i like girls with a short skirt
Fakeonov> haha wel i see
wizzard> do u wear a short skrit at home
Fakeonov> sometimes lol
wizzard> has ur dad or sister or brother seen up ur skirt in class
Fakeonov> haha no they havnt been in my class lol
wizzard> at hoem sorry
wizzard> home
Fakeonov> at home? i dnt knw maybe
wizzard> at home sorry
wizzard> are u wearing one now
Fakeonov> lol nah im wearin shorts
wizzard> what u wearing underneath ur shorts
Fakeonov> just my underwear lol
wizzard> knickers or thong
Fakeonov> knickers
wizzard> what color
Fakeonov> light blue
wizzard> lacey sliky or cotton
Fakeonov> cotton lol
wizzard> is ur dad or brother home now
Fakeonov> my dad is lol
wizzard> ask ur dad if he has seen up ur skirt at home please
wizzard> can u please so that for me please yes or no
Fakeonov> lmao y
wizzard> becuase i want to know what he says please
Fakeonov> lol he would probably be weireded out
wizzard> just try please tell him to tell ur the turth ok
wizzard> ok can uplease do that or me
Fakeonov> um ok
wizzard> did u ask ur dad
Fakeonov> yes
wizzard> what did he say
Fakeonov> he said don't ask my son silly questions
wizzard> is ur brother home
Fakeonov> dont have one
wizzard> do u have any guy freinds that live colse to u
Fakeonov> lol nope
wizzard> do u think ur mum is pretty for her age
Fakeonov> ummmm lol i duno lol
wizzard> do u just live with ur dad do u
Fakeonov> yeah
wizzard> tell him ur are beening turthful ok and u really want to know and its not a slly questoin
Fakeonov> aw fine lol
wizzard> cool
wizzard> ddi u ask ur dad
Fakeonov> yeah
Fakeonov> i asked him
wizzard> what ddi he say
Fakeonov> he said "dragunov who is this guy asking about you and shorts"?
Fakeonov> does dat answer your question?
Fakeonov> hello?
wizzard> sort of
Fakeonov> sort of?
Fakeonov> what more o you need to know?


I knew Australia wasn't all kangaroos, Holden cars, racist pigs and Craig Marduk.......

Convo with M4YoungF13

We need the death penalty back for these people. I wanna see some good old hanging, drawing and quartering.

Send scat porn links to: da_gooser2000@yahoo.com

Fakeonov> hey asl
M4youngF13> hey 23 m usa wa
Fakeonov> kwl 15 f usa nyc
M4youngF13> sweet
Fakeonov> u thnk so? y sweet lol
M4youngF13> so what up
Fakeonov> nuthn much hbu
M4youngF13> sittin on the comp in my pjs
Fakeonov> oh cool as
M4youngF13> and masturbating lol
Fakeonov> lol
Fakeonov> y
M4youngF13> i love it
Fakeonov> haha wat else do u love?
M4youngF13> a girl who swallows. those ae hard to find
Fakeonov> wel i swallow food lol
M4youngF13> in that case we all swallow lol
Fakeonov> lolo wel im da girl hu swallows thn lol
M4youngF13> do u like it
Fakeonov> swallowin food? yea i do
M4youngF13> lol not that
Fakeonov> oh. thn wat
M4youngF13> u know
Fakeonov> i kinda dont lo\
M4youngF13> alright. have u ever givin a bj
Fakeonov> ummm no
M4youngF13> never mind then
Fakeonov> lol y u ask
M4youngF13> just to get an opoinon.
Fakeonov> lol ok
Fakeonov> so hows it goin
M4youngF13> ok
Fakeonov> lol wel dats gr8
M4youngF13> lol
Fakeonov> lol so wat u in2?
M4youngF13> almost everything, nothin crazy like wips
Fakeonov> haha i see.....
M4youngF13> u
Fakeonov> wel im nt dat experienced in nawty stuf :P
M4youngF13> what have u done
Fakeonov> only kissed
M4youngF13>
Fakeonov> wats with da blank msg?
M4youngF13> WHAT BLANK MSG
Fakeonov> wel wat did u send b4?
M4youngF13> i said when you give a bj swallow his
Fakeonov> oh ummmmm wel ok thn lol
M4youngF13> he will love u for it
Fakeonov> lmao i see
M4youngF13> so whats your email
Fakeonov> lol y? wat u guna send?
M4youngF13> well just to chat first. maybe exchange pix later
Fakeonov> lol exchange pics? wat kind?
M4youngF13> of us
Fakeonov> i see haha
M4youngF13> so
Fakeonov> so.....
M4youngF13> email?
Fakeonov> ­
12asukagirliscool@hotmail.com
­
M4youngF13> ­
12da_gooser2000@yahoo.com
­
M4youngF13> ill send u somthing reall fast
Fakeonov> all right
M4youngF13> its sent
M4youngF13> it didnt work, send me something
Fakeonov> wel u wana see me? the real russian sexy me?
M4youngF13> YEAH
Fakeonov> ummm ok then but first wat would u do if i sent a pic
M4youngF13> masturbate to it maybe
Fakeonov> lmao wel we'll see bout dat
Fakeonov> ill b posin 4 u lol
M4youngF13> send it to my email
Fakeonov> lol y nt here?
M4youngF13> email is safer
Fakeonov> haha oh really
M4youngF13> are u really 15
Fakeonov> sure
M4youngF13> send the pic to my email
Fakeonov> y not this
Fakeonov> ?
M4youngF13> only pics through email
Fakeonov> ok
M4youngF13> thax
M4youngF13> thanx
Fakeonov> haha ull be quite surprised
Fakeonov> i sent it! tell me what you think when you see it
Fakeonov> What do you think?
M4youngF13> i didnt get anything
Fakeonov> chack your email
M4youngF13> i did. u sur u typed it in rught
M4youngF13> oh wait
Fakeonov> hmmm?
Fakeonov> you get it?

Like my pose?

M4youngF13> veryfunny
Fakeonov> I clearly missed the joke. It's me, DRagunov the Russian, posing!
M4youngF13> i thought i was going to see a hot 15yo girl
Fakeonov> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fakeonov> no
Fakeonov> You are clearly screwed in the head.
Fakeonov> You just got pwned by Sergei Dragunov, the Anti-Perv Crusader!
Fakeonov> I see, you have already run off to find another underage girl to violate. Oh well, dragunovhatespervs.blogspot.com
Fakeonov> See you on my blog, sicko.

Convo with yankboy69

How much would it mean to you if this guy wore panties for you all the time?


yankboy69> asl?
fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
yankboy69> ever wanted a nice guy to wear panties for u?
fakeonov > lol sure itll b a good laugh i suppose
yankboy69> id buy and wear for u
yankboy69> m 18 ny
fakeonov > lmao i see
yankboy69> what kind u want on me?
fakeonov > up 2 u
yankboy69> thongs?
fakeonov > sure
yankboy69> how often u want a thong panty on me?
fakeonov > often? no idea
yankboy69> all the time?
fakeonov > sure wateva
yankboy69> how tight ?
fakeonov > up 2 u
yankboy69> color picks?
fakeonov > ummmm up 2 u again
yankboy69> what would it mean to u if i wore panties for u all the time?
> i would crak up
yankboy69> why?
Fakeonov> coz its a dude in panties
yankboy69> u would own my ass and sexually control me
Fakeonov> wel sure if u say so
yankboy69> do u like that idea?
Fakeonov> sure
yankboy69> u could order me to wear them
Fakeonov> then i will
yankboy69> say it
Fakeonov> Dragunov says "Wear them panties boys!"
yankboy69> ?
Fakeonov> i made an order now obey it
yankboy69> what is your name?
Fakeonov> Dragunov
Fakeonov> well thats my last name
yankboy69> first name
Fakeonov> Sergei
yankboy69> where u from?
Fakeonov> Russia!
yankboy69> no your not
Fakeonov> um yes iam
yankboy69> what u look like?
Fakeonov> wana pic?
yankboy69> sure
Fakeonov> its senin now
Fakeonov> dam it didnt send
yankboy69> i know
Fakeonov> hmmmm and ur profile is private so i cnt send it there....unless u make it public
fakeonov > hello?

Aw man, I hate when convos fizzle out like that. Geez, I feel like a failure.......I know! Here's me dancing!

(Picture downloaded from someone at deviantART. Plz don't sue me.)

Convo with therock1992

cbb82@hotmail.com <------Get harassing, people.

Look near the end of the chat where this perv gets all scientificky on me...


therock1992> hi a/s/l
fakeonov> hi 15 f usa hbu
therock1992> 17 m usa
therock1992> you h0rny
fakeonov > umm i dnt knw lol
therock1992> you a virgin
fakeonov > um yeah
therock1992> ever saw a c0ck
fakeonov > ummmm n0
therock1992> got msn
fakeonov > mayb lol hbu
therock1992> yea
therock1992> addy
fakeonov > u 1st
therock1992> ­
12cbb82@hotmail.com
­
therock1992> yours
fakeonov > ­
12lilirocheforttheblonde@yahho.com ­(lol FAKE)
therock1992> you got yahoo
fakeonov > yea
therock1992> im gonna add on there
therock1992> whats yahoo addy
fakeonov > ­
12lilirochefortthegirl@yahoo.com ­(lol FAKE)
therock1992> says its not valid
fakeonov > dam
therock1992> you add me on msn
fakeonov > later on lol
therock1992> add me now plz
fakeonov > lol be patient
therock1992> k
fakeonov > haha so why u want me 2 ad u
therock1992> add me and ill show u
fakeonov > hahahah but i hate surprises
therock1992> ever wanted to see a c0ck
fakeonov > ummmmmmmm.....lol
therock1992> if you do add me
fakeonov > haha ummmm mayb
therock1992> i will show you on k@M
fakeonov > ur naught part?
therock1992> yea
therock1992> wanna see it
fakeonov > haha ummmm duno could i show u mine?
therock1992> you got a k@m
fakeonov > nah i dnt lol
therock1992> k
therock1992> add me
fakeonov > soon
therock1992> k
therock1992> what you look like
fakeonov > black hair blue eyes toned body lol
therock1992> how big your tits
fakeonov > average size lol
therock1992> k lol
fakeonov > lol
therock1992> what you wearing
fakeonov > my clothes lol
therock1992> lol
therock1992> what kind
fakeonov > just a shirt and pants
therock1992> you shaved
fakeonov > lol yea i had a lil moustache goin on.....so i sahved that
therock1992> your pussy
fakeonov > lol my cat likes his fur
therock1992> do you shave your vagina
fakeonov > vagina?
therock1992> you a boy or girl
fakeonov > are you saying that I, Sergei Dragunov has a vagina??
therock1992> a boy has a penis a girl has a vagina (Thanks for Biology 101!)
fakeonov > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA looks like I busted another perv!!! You'll be on my site LMAO!
fakeonov > Thanks for the biology lesson too lol
therock1992> im not a perv a perv is over 18 dumbass
fakeonov > asking people to look at your private parts sounds pretty pervy to me!
therock1992> nope
fakeonov > no a perv is any age, over 18 is a pedofile
therock1992> what every
therock1992> ever
fakeonov > Whatever indeed perv

Dragunov..........WINS!