(Brief) convo with GuitaristGuy01

This guy is sure demanding.....

GuitaristGuy01> hey, I'm 20/m/Canada, with a webxcam, and
I'm looking for an interesting, submissive girl, that's
16-20 years old, for the night. Must have MSN Messenger
and a webxcam. Give me your MSN address if you're the
girl I'm looking for.
Fakeonov> No.

If only all girls said "No" to pervy faggots like this guy.

Convo with cute_romantic_guy

Man, has it really been a week since I last updated? Time sure flies when you're doing shit-all. Anyway back to the old, perv-busting grind.

This guy seems to have the policy of "tights or GTFO".

cute_romantic_guy> do you love to wear tights?
Fakeonov> lol sometimes
cute_romantic_guy> everyday
Fakeonov> not everyday :P
cute_romantic_guy> why not?
Fakeonov> wel coz sumtimes i dnt feel like wearin them
cute_romantic_guy> how often?
Fakeonov> mayb 4 days a week
cute_romantic_guy> that you wear tights?
Fakeonov> yep
cute_romantic_guy> you'd wear them more?
Fakeonov> mayb
cute_romantic_guy> do you have aol, msn, or yahoo instant
messangers?
Fakeonov> i hav yahoo
cute_romantic_guy> what is your yahoo addy?
Fakeonov> lol i wnt be on for a wile ill tel u wen i go on it
cute_romantic_guy> y?
Fakeonov> lol just coz so asl?
cute_romantic_guy> 23 m usa you?
Fakeonov> 15 f usa
cute_romantic_guy> what are yuou wearing right now?
Fakeonov> blue jacket and blue pants
cute_romantic_guy> bye (Dragunov says: This is why fetishes aren't normal, people. No tights means no respect in this losers' eyes.)
Fakeonov> and tights underneath lol
cute_romantic_guy> i doubt it, bye
Fakeonov> LOL.
Fakeonov> So no tights=goodbye?
cute_romantic_guy> yes
Fakeonov> LMAO. You go have your cry then.

Safe to say this guy is a pedo. He's 23 and he likes tights. You'll probably find him hiding in the bushes outside the girls-only school. Be sure to alert the proper authorites, Mr Smith & Wesson. Mr Colt is equally as capable at doing the job.

Random Disclaimer Thingy.

Hello, my loyal readers! (I know you're there, I can hear you breathing.)

I have been told by a few people that they aren't too sure on my actual intentions when it comes to these guys personal details.

I assure you that I only do this for laughs and NOT to blackmail them or arrange fake meetings. I only put up e-mail address ONLY if I deem these guys to be totally twisted and perverted.

I don't want money from these freaks, I get my money from beating up that wannabe ninja Raven. "Black Talon of Death" my Russian arse.

I don't want to bring the law into this because the law hates me. (Raven had a cry to his superiors which means I've gotta lie low.)

So, once again I do this for:

• Laughs.
• Flexing some Dragunov cyber-muscle.
• Ruining a pedos мастурбация session over little girls.
• To expose these freaks to the harsh thing known as the "Internets".
• COMMENTS!!!! GOD I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!

I DO NOT WANT:

• Money through blackmail.
• To arrange false meetings with them in order to commit acts of violence on them. (Though Sambo can have quite adverse effects on a pedos ability to walk if I chose to harm them.)
• To attract the attention of the FBI and such by impersonating them (which I have no intention of doing). I have my own sense of identity.

Well, I hope that's cleared things up!

-Sergei Dragunov, Anti-Perv Crusader.

Convo with bigbob24

This 25 year old bastard thinks 15 year old girls are "hottttttt".

mikejriggs1985@yahoo.com

bigbob24> im older
Fakeonov> oh really?
bigbob24> yes
Fakeonov> how old?
bigbob24> 25
bigbob24> is that ok
Fakeonov> yea
bigbob24> how old are u
Fakeonov> 15
bigbob24> derrt
bigbob24> sweet
Fakeonov> lol how come?
bigbob24> i like younger girls
Fakeonov> lol oh i see....how yung lol
bigbob24> 15
Fakeonov> lol y tho
bigbob24> they look hotttt
bigbob24> lol
Fakeonov> lmao
Fakeonov> hav u dated one b4?
bigbob24> no i want to
Fakeonov> so dats y ur on ths teen chat site
bigbob24> what
Fakeonov> to find younger girls :p
bigbob24> whats the oldest u have dated
bigbob24> yes
bigbob24> thats why om on here
Fakeonov> i havnt dated b4
bigbob24> u want to
Fakeonov> wel im not 2 sure ive seen a lot of my frends get hurt by their boyfrends
bigbob24> ya but im not like that im supper sweet
bigbob24> so whats up
bigbob24> u there
Fakeonov> super sweet?
bigbob24> im a nice guy
Fakeonov> how r u nice?
bigbob24> ill take u out to dinner hold dorrs open for u and cuddle with u
bigbob24> tell u how good u look
bigbob24> is that ok
Fakeonov> yep it sure is
bigbob24> u seem real sweet
Fakeonov> haha cool
bigbob24> do u have yahoo or msn
Fakeonov> i hav yahoo
bigbob24> wanta chat on there
Fakeonov> later on lol
bigbob24> ok i just dont want u to go and than i cant talk to u anymore
Fakeonov> lol wel wats so good bout me lol
Fakeonov> wats wrong with girls ur age :P
bigbob24> u just seem so sweet
bigbob24> what are u doing
Fakeonov> just chatin on ths hbu
bigbob24> laying down
bigbob24> whats your yahoo id
Fakeonov> gosh cnt we talk on ths 1st?
bigbob24> yes sorry
Fakeonov> lol
bigbob24> so what u wearing lol
Fakeonov> white top and skirt
bigbob24> lol
Fakeonov> yea
bigbob24> thats so hottttttttttttttttt
Fakeonov> haha is it now?
bigbob24> yes whats underneith
Fakeonov> ummm a tshirt
bigbob24> i mean the shirt and shirt
Fakeonov> wat shirt? lol
bigbob24> lol i dont know lol
bigbob24> u wearing a shirt
Fakeonov> yea i am
bigbob24> sweet
bigbob24> what does your thong look like lol
Fakeonov> um im just wearin usual underwear :P
bigbob24> hot
Fakeonov> um yea
bigbob24> should i stop\
Fakeonov> lol nope
bigbob24> what size are your boobs
Fakeonov> c cup
bigbob24> hottttt
Fakeonov> lol
bigbob24> i bet they look great
bigbob24> nice and perky
bigbob24> is that ok to say
bigbob24> u there
Fakeonov> wel i gues they are
bigbob24> sweet
bigbob24> what do u look like
bigbob24> did u see my pic
Fakeonov> i hav blonde hair blue eyes medium height nd im slim lol
bigbob24> u sound so hottttt
Fakeonov> lol but im a but on da young side :P
bigbob24> what do u mean
Fakeonov> lol nuthing so hav u talked 2 girls my age b4?
bigbob24> ya a few but your the sweetest and u sound the hotest
bigbob24> hotest
Fakeonov> haha y not otha girls :p
bigbob24> they dont sound as hot as u
Fakeonov> haha y wat do they say?
bigbob24> that im ugly and that shey don talk to met wanta
Fakeonov> wat was dat last word? lol
bigbob24> it was a mastake
Fakeonov> lol ok
bigbob24> did u see my pic
bigbob24> u there
Fakeonov> im here
bigbob24> sweet
bigbob24> so what are u foing
Fakeonov> just chattin on ths hbu
bigbob24> laying down
bigbob24> wanta join me
Fakeonov> join u? um ok
bigbob24> what
Fakeonov> nuthng
bigbob24> ok lol wanta cuddle with me
Fakeonov> ok
bigbob24> what would u wear
bigbob24> ;p;
bigbob24> lol
Fakeonov> i gues i would wear wateva i was wearin when i came in :P
bigbob24> lol sweet well we could cuddle and than make out
bigbob24> is that ok
Fakeonov> yea it is
bigbob24> what if my hand wantered
Fakeonov> wandered? to where lol
bigbob24> your boobs lol
Fakeonov> haha gosh y u wana touch those :P
bigbob24> i like thme
bigbob24> them
bigbob24> and i could make u so wet
Fakeonov> you can? how
bigbob24> talking dirty to you
bigbob24> u want me to
Fakeonov> wat u guna say?
bigbob24> things like how i wanta suck on your tits and make them rock hard
bigbob24> and i wanta find your clit and suck on it hartd (Dragunov says: "Hartd"? Oh God, he's typing with just one hand isn't he?)
Fakeonov> oh gosh this is makin me wana find out ur email :P
bigbob24> why lol
Fakeonov> just curious lol
bigbob24> lol am i starting to make u wet
Fakeonov> so do hav 1?
bigbob24> yes i do
Fakeonov> wel mayb :P
Fakeonov> wat is it?
bigbob24> if u wanted we could do this on yahoo
Fakeonov> ill be on there a bit later
bigbob24> sweet what if i said i wanted tostick my toung deep in your pussy and lick u dry
Fakeonov> wel i would be flattered :p
bigbob24> than finger u with 2 fingers and rub the upper walls real hard
Fakeonov> ooooh
Fakeonov> btw wats ur yahoo im real curious now
bigbob24> mikejriggs1985
bigbob24> did u get that
bigbob24> whats yours
Fakeonov> yea but @what? wats da full address
bigbob24> its ­
12mikejriggs1985@yahoo.com
­
Fakeonov> cool
bigbob24> whats yours
Fakeonov> lol ill tel u when i log on
bigbob24> ok
Fakeonov> yea
Fakeonov> so um u wer sayin? bout dat cuddlin lol
bigbob24> lol we could cuddle than i could remove your shirt
Fakeonov> oh ok
bigbob24> u like
Fakeonov> yea
bigbob24> than i caqn remove your pants
Fakeonov> ok
bigbob24> what should i take off
Fakeonov> wel ummm idnt knw
bigbob24> lol
bigbob24> u on yahoo
Fakeonov> not yet
bigbob24> ok
Fakeonov> so wat u up 2
bigbob24> what if i removed your panties with my teeth and grazed my noise over your pussy lips
bigbob24> u like
bigbob24> u there
bigbob24> hey
Fakeonov> hey
bigbob24> where did u go
Fakeonov> just had 2 do sumthn :P
bigbob24> ok did u get my last message
bigbob24> i wanta remove your panties with my teeth while my moise grazes over your pussy lips
bigbob24> what u doing
Fakeonov> stil chatin lol hbu
bigbob24> same want me to keep talking dirty
Fakeonov> So would you honestly have sex with a 15 year old girl? Even though you're 25 and she's underage?
bigbob24> ya is that ok
Fakeonov> Well, no it's not. I, Sergei Dragunov am disgusted.
bigbob24> i thought u likr older guys
Fakeonov> Oh yip. Because SERGEI DRAGUNOV is a pretty feminine name.
bigbob24> ya
bigbob24> should i go
Fakeonov> Well, it's up to you how you handle your pwning by Dragunov, the Anti-Perv Crusader.
bigbob24> what do u mean
Fakeonov> My name is Sergei Dragunov and I am on a crusade against pervs. I am not the 15 year old girl you intended to sexually abuse
bigbob24> lol and im not 25 im 16 but u said older men so i said i was older (Dragunov says: This is pathetic. So this guy made himself look like a total pedo just to talk to me?)
Fakeonov> ...Soooooo you posed as a paedophile?
bigbob24> i didnt think u would tlak to me
Fakeonov> Well, I did and looked what happened. PWNED.
bigbob24> what do u mean (Dragunov says: This guy is not 16. He doesn't understand what pwned means.)
Fakeonov> I just busted another chatroom perv.
bigbob24> i know
bigbob24> ill go than
Fakeonov> To find another girl to harrass? I sure hope not.
bigbob24> ya
bigbob24> i wont
Fakeonov> Good.

I should be laughing but I'm not. This isn't funny, it's pitiful. Whether he was actually 16 or he was a 25 year old pedo, he still fails at life.

Convo with pokeyhollis

It took less than 30 seconds for this freak to put the moves on a 15 year old girl....

pokeyhollis> hey
Fakeonov> hi
pokeyhollis> whats up
Fakeonov> nuthn much bhu
pokeyhollis> n2m bored.. whatcha wanna chat about?
Fakeonov> up 2 u
pokeyhollis> into sexual?
Fakeonov> wel i havt done dat stuf b4
pokeyhollis> do you want to?
Fakeonov> wel ummmmmm wat u mean?
pokeyhollis> do you wanna have sex?
Fakeonov> wel i dnt knw lol]
pokeyhollis> have u ever fingered?
Fakeonov> nope
pokeyhollis> what are you wearing?
Fakeonov> white top and skirt
pokeyhollis> ne underwear?
Fakeonov> yea
pokeyhollis> mmm could i kiss your neck and slide a hand up your
skirt?
Fakeonov> lol wel first wats ur a/s :P
pokeyhollis> 21 m
pokeyhollis> u?
Fakeonov> 15 f
pokeyhollis> am i too old?
Fakeonov> lol no
pokeyhollis> mmm so can i kiss your neck and slide my hand up your skirt?
Fakeonov> haha wel y would u wana do dat lol
pokeyhollis> bc i wanna make you hot
Fakeonov> oh i see
pokeyhollis> is that alright?
Fakeonov> wel i dnt knw wats so exciting bout talkin bout dat rude stuf :P
pokeyhollis> hmm.. why don't you rub yourself for me then ;)
Fakeonov> rub myself?
pokeyhollis> yeah between your legs
Fakeonov> lol wats so special down thea?
pokeyhollis> i want you to rub your pussy ;)
Fakeonov> haha oh i get ya now but y
pokeyhollis> because it feels good
Fakeonov> but ur a guy u dnt knw dat
pokeyhollis> try it and find out ;)
Fakeonov> gosh it sounds a bit rude lol
pokeyhollis> try it hehe
Fakeonov> hmmm i dnt knw
pokeyhollis> can i kiss you>?
Fakeonov> wel ummmm i gues so
pokeyhollis> can i rub you while i kiss you baby?
Fakeonov> wel itl b a new experience for me
pokeyhollis> r you h o r n y any?
Fakeonov> wel kinda
pokeyhollis> can you take your panties off and leave your skirt on?
Fakeonov> lol y
pokeyhollis> bc i think it's sexy
Fakeonov> haha i see
pokeyhollis> did you do it?
Fakeonov> wel im thnkin bout it
pokeyhollis> please? *kisses your neck passionately* (Dragunov says: I really wanted to just say "fuck off" at this point.)
Fakeonov> aw cnt u get an 18 yr old 2 do dat :P
pokeyhollis> i can
Fakeonov> lol
pokeyhollis> i want you to do it though
Fakeonov> lol ummmm....
pokeyhollis> i guess not
Fakeonov> wel it is kind of weird askin real young girls 2 take their knickers off :P
pokeyhollis> well then i guess i wont talk to you (Dragunov says: Are you serious? So all girls who won't drop their pants on command=worthless?)
Fakeonov> lolz
Fakeonov> So let me get this straight, you only talk to girls taht are willing to get naked?
pokeyhollis> i want a girl that's willing to finger herself
Fakeonov> And what benefit does that bring you?
pokeyhollis> none i want the girl to feel good
Fakeonov> Believe it or not, girls don't need masturbation to feel good.
Fakeonov> Looks like Dragunovs' nugget o' wisdom has rendered you speechless.

Looks like Mr Pedo can't handle the truth.

Convo with loves-dirty-hoes

Thanks to this guy, there's no redemption for humanity.....

Dear, Lord

Dragunov here. I humbly pray to you today, because I need your assisstance. I'm not a religious man, nor the most virtuous. I've sinned throughout my life, towards you and others. Mistakes were made by me that have had an adverse effect on both my loved ones and those whom I don't know. But this day, I beseech you, I ask of you one small deed. A deed that would put my most tortured mind at ease.

Lord, I want you to kill everyone.

...

Don't look at me like that, God, I know you want to.

...

There's a copy of Tekken 6: Bloodline Rebellion waiting for you....

...

And the special collectors edition of The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants...

...

God says: Swoot.

...

Dragunov.......WINS!

Here's the convo:

loves-dirty-hoes> you a dirty girl?
Fakeonov> wel i dnt knw lol y u ask
loves-dirty-hoes> you like to be told what todo?
Fakeonov> wel it depends on wat u say
loves-dirty-hoes> well thats not good enough well dont you want to be a
really dirty girl?
Fakeonov> wel sure y not :)
loves-dirty-hoes> start off with bra size and what your waring?
Fakeonov> wel im a d cup i think and im wearin a green hoodie and blue shorts
loves-dirty-hoes> you got a webk@m?
Fakeonov> no i dnt sorry
loves-dirty-hoes> you got dogs or siblins
Fakeonov> i have a dog and a sister
loves-dirty-hoes> boy dog
Fakeonov> yes
loves-dirty-hoes> well if i said to you girl et to where the dog is and jerk it off
Fakeonov> lol jerk it off? why?
loves-dirty-hoes> just do it
Fakeonov> lol but i dnt knw if ur meant to do dat to a dog :P
loves-dirty-hoes> is it a big dog
Fakeonov> medium sized
loves-dirty-hoes> well where is it
Fakeonov> outside sleeping
loves-dirty-hoes> you on a laptop?
Fakeonov> yes
loves-dirty-hoes> well get your ass outside and start playing with it
loves-dirty-hoes> how olds your sister
Fakeonov> she is 9
loves-dirty-hoes> you jerking it off yet?
Fakeonov> aw but the dog looks so peaceful sleeping
Fakeonov> y u so interested in doin dat 2 dogs n e way?
loves-dirty-hoes> you ever being fuked?
Fakeonov> no i havnt
loves-dirty-hoes> well you want to lose it?
Fakeonov> oh gosh i dnt knw
loves-dirty-hoes> well dogs are good fukas
Fakeonov> wel lol yea they do it 2 heaps of other dogs and make puppies :P
loves-dirty-hoes> well you playing with the dogs dik or not
Fakeonov> ummmmm i poked it a lil
loves-dirty-hoes> well just slowerly move your hand over it rubbing it then get a grip of it
Fakeonov> gosh it sounds real strange
loves-dirty-hoes> well just do it
loves-dirty-hoes> fink of it as a human dik
Fakeonov> but it looks weird
loves-dirty-hoes> well just do as i say
Fakeonov> maybe i could email u wat i did 2 da dog (Dragunov says: Which is NOT what this sicko asked me to do!)
Fakeonov> i dnt thnk its safe doin it on here
loves-dirty-hoes> whats your email
Fakeonov> lol i meant wats urs? ill email u
loves-dirty-hoes> you got an instant messenger
Fakeonov> yes
loves-dirty-hoes> well there u go
loves-dirty-hoes> whats yours
loves-dirty-hoes> i mean messenger
loves-dirty-hoes> yahoo,msn,aim?
loves-dirty-hoes> fine you better email me
loves-dirty-hoes> ­
12battersby3@hotmail.com
­
loves-dirty-hoes> and it better be in detail
Fakeonov> lol detail? bout wat?
Fakeonov> u there?
*** loves-dirty-hoes is no longer on the server ***

Hurl verbal abuse at: battersby3@hotmail.com

Oh, and if you want God to do you a favour, don't sit in a church pretending to eat and drink his son, just whip out the almighty SOTTP!

"Thou hast not witnessed true beauty, until the heavnely grace of the goddesses Bledel, Ferrera, Lively and Tamblyn hast blessed thoust eyes and purified thine thoughts."

-God

Convo with Bignap

Goddamn Texans. They need to learn that children are NOT sexual objects. Sick freak needs castration via rusty pliers.

Since this guy has the intent of me going to Hicksville for illegal smexy time, I think I'll put all his details up here.

Name: Jacoby Deon Teal

Worked at: Qso-inc

E-mail: NappyBoy502@yahoo.com

Bignap> hey 20 m tx wats up
Fakeonov> hey
Bignap> ,asl
Fakeonov> 15 f usa
Bignap> ,were n usa babe
Fakeonov> ohio
Bignap> ,hmm
Fakeonov> hmmmm
Bignap> ,colud you get to texas
Fakeonov> im not 2 sure ys dat
Bignap> ,lookin for a gf
Fakeonov> oh i see
Bignap> ,yea
Fakeonov> lol i dnt knw if i could come 2 texas
Bignap> ,hmm could u get me away there
Fakeonov> wel i dnt knw
Fakeonov> mayb
Bignap> ,hmm when could u get me there
Fakeonov> wel wen i find out y u wana come here lol
Bignap> ,hmm jus to visit never been out side of texas n hang wit u n have sex
Fakeonov> wel im sure dat can b arranged...but i need a few details first
Bignap> ,LIKE WAT
Fakeonov> wel ur name and email so i know hu 2 send muny 2 so u can come up here
Bignap> um u got acell
Fakeonov> no i dnt
Bignap> ,well im black
Fakeonov> lol and?
Bignap> ,jus makin sure bc racist ppl out here
Fakeonov> yea thea is
Bignap> ,so ur cell numba
Fakeonov> i dnt hav a cellphone
Bignap> ,that sucks
Fakeonov> yea it does
Bignap> ,so when u gonna come down
Fakeonov> lol wen i get da details i need
Bignap> ,wat fuckin details
Fakeonov> like ur name nd dat stuf :P i need 2 knw hu im meetin haha
Bignap> ,im jacoby
Bignap> ,wat else
Fakeonov> jacoby?
Bignap> ,yea
Fakeonov> jacoby wat?
Bignap> Teal
Fakeonov> aw k cool
Bignap> ,now wat
Fakeonov> ur email?
Bignap> , ­
2NappyBoy2@yahoo.com
­
Fakeonov> well n e other thngs u wana tel? itll b real helpful 4 me
Bignap> ,well i only had sex wit gurl
Fakeonov> how old was she?
Bignap> , 17 when i was 18 my first
Fakeonov> lol cool
Fakeonov> do u work?
Bignap> ,um no got laid off
Bignap> ,economy all fucked up
Fakeonov> dam dat suks
Fakeonov> where did u work?
Bignap> ,a place called q-soince
Fakeonov> sounds cool wat does it do?
Bignap> ,i make some clay shit
Bignap> ,its hard as hell but pays real good
Fakeonov> aw cool
Bignap> ,yep
Bignap> ,so tell me about u
Fakeonov> me? wel im just an average schoolgirl wake up go 2 boring school
Bignap> ,name
Fakeonov> anna willaims
Fakeonov> williams
Bignap> ,koool are u avirgin
Fakeonov> yea
Bignap> ,so im b ur first
Fakeonov> wel i gues u would if we did dat
Fakeonov> stuf
Bignap> ,so when u gonna get me down there
Fakeonov> i thought u wanted me 2 come to texas?
Bignap> ,o well when u gonna come down
Fakeonov> wen i get 2 knw u a litle lol
Bignap> ,send a pic to my yahoo
Fakeonov> haha ummmmmmm i dnt hav n e of me on my laptop :P
Bignap> ,fuckin sucks
Fakeonov> wel i gues it deos
Fakeonov> does
Bignap> ,how long its gonan take for u to get to know me
Fakeonov> wel it depends on wat u say about urself
Bignap> ,tell me wat u wanna know i tell u
Fakeonov> wel y do u wana do nawty stuf with me lol im only
Bignap> ,well dont come then
Bignap> ,idc
Fakeonov> lmao
Bignap> wat the fuck is so funny
Fakeonov> Sergei Dragunov here, member of SPETSNAZ, Child Internet Protection Agency branch.
Bignap> watever
Fakeonov> You don't believe me?
Bignap> naw
Fakeonov> Well, let me tell a little about what I do.
Fakeonov> I basically bust internet chatroom users like yourself who use these chatrooms for the sole purpose of gaining sex from underage girls.
Bignap> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fakeonov> It may be amusing for you, but I have seen many disturbing conversations on these chatrooms.
Bignap> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bignap> shut ur bitch ass up
Fakeonov> "Bitch" and "ass" is the least of the foul language I tolerate.
Bignap> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bignap> u aint gonan do shit
Bignap> shut ur faggot ass up talkin to me
Fakeonov> Well, I may not be able to do much on my own, but I'm sure there are a few people that would be a little more receptive when it comes to chats like these.
Bignap> shut ur faggot ass up talkin to me
Fakeonov> Now, let's not resort to name calling. You're in the wrong here, remember?
Bignap> naw
Fakeonov> I believe it was you who said this: Bignap> hmm jus to visit never been out side of texas n hang wit u n have sex
Bignap> an
Bignap> so wat
Fakeonov> Soliciting sex from a year old girl is a federal offence.
Bignap> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fakeonov> It is.
Bignap> delete my yahooo n dont talk to me again
Fakeonov> Delete it? I'm afraid I can't do that. The not talking to you part I can oblige to, however.
Bignap> wat u mean u cant delete it well lose my yahoo address now
Fakeonov> Goodbye, Jacoby Deon Teal.


He said some other gay crap but I ignored him. He asked for me not to talk to him, and I did as he asked.

Convo with boy_teaching_girls

This guy needs to have his arms broken.

(Or using this guy's shitty English skills: Guy this needs arms broken and really important.)

It's fairly obvious this guy is fucked up but I decided to play along with his deviant game. Halfway through, he asked to speaks with the mother, which I then posed as. Hilarity and nausea ensues.

boy_teaching_girls> hey
boy_teaching_girls> there
boy_teaching_girls> babe
Fakeonov> hi
boy_teaching_girls> so how
boy_teaching_girls> are you
Fakeonov> im fine and u?
boy_teaching_girls> am ok
boy_teaching_girls> so how old
boy_teaching_girls> are you
Fakeonov> im 15 hbu
boy_teaching_girls> 19
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with you
boy_teaching_girls> so any sisters or bf or brothers
Fakeonov> no bf or siblings
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> so is mum or dad
boy_teaching_girls> at home with youy
Fakeonov> yes
boy_teaching_girls> so are you in bedroom
boy_teaching_girls> or were are you mow
boy_teaching_girls> now
Fakeonov> im in my room
boy_teaching_girls> so are you on bed
boy_teaching_girls> or chair
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> on a chair
boy_teaching_girls> so wat you wearing now
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> hoodie and track apnts
Fakeonov> pants
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> wearing now
Fakeonov> ummm why?
boy_teaching_girls> can just ask
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with yoy
Fakeonov> um wel theyre just normal kind
boy_teaching_girls> so wat colour
boy_teaching_girls> is it
Fakeonov> light blue
boy_teaching_girls> so can i tech something new
boy_teaching_girls> and important on here
Fakeonov> like?
Fakeonov> wat is this important hting?
Fakeonov> thing
boy_teaching_girls> is new girls
boy_teaching_girls> thing
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with yoyu
boy_teaching_girls> and really important
Fakeonov> wel wat is it?
boy_teaching_girls> well you need mum or dad
boy_teaching_girls> with you first of all
Fakeonov> ok
boy_teaching_girls> so are you getting
boy_teaching_girls> mun or dadf
Fakeonov> um yeah i am
boy_teaching_girls> so is mum or dad
boy_teaching_girls> with or who with you
Fakeonov> um my mum
Fakeonov> she wants 2 knw y shes here lol
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> hey
boy_teaching_girls> there
Fakeonov> hey um thn wat
boy_teaching_girls> we need to teach your daughter
boy_teaching_girls> something important
Fakeonov> my daughter?
boy_teaching_girls> yes
Fakeonov> i dnt have a daughter
Fakeonov> its just mum and me
boy_teaching_girls> so can i teach
boy_teaching_girls> something
boy_teaching_girls> on herew
boy_teaching_girls> and new
Fakeonov> well ok what is it?
boy_teaching_girls> well can i teach
boy_teaching_girls> something
boy_teaching_girls> can i talk to your mum
Fakeonov> well ummmm ok
boy_teaching_girls> hey
Fakeonov> Hello
boy_teaching_girls> so can we teach
boy_teaching_girls> daugther
boy_teaching_girls> something new and important on here
Fakeonov> Well, OK!
boy_teaching_girls> now wat is your daugthers
boy_teaching_girls> wearing
boy_teaching_girls> now
Fakeonov> She is wearing a white hooded top and pink track pants.
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> is she in now
Fakeonov> I don't know.
boy_teaching_girls> can you ask
boy_teaching_girls> your daughter please
Fakeonov> May I ask what is your name and where you're from?
Fakeonov> If you tell me these things I'll ask your questions.
boy_teaching_girls> why
boy_teaching_girls> that
Fakeonov> Tell me and I'll ask her your question.
boy_teaching_girls> Dave
boy_teaching_girls> am from australia
Fakeonov> Ok Dave and where are you from?
Fakeonov> Ok.
boy_teaching_girls> so can ask your daugther
Fakeonov> Well, one more question, what nationality are you?
boy_teaching_girls> aussie
boy_teaching_girls> if ok with you
boy_teaching_girls> so can do someting with your daughter
Fakeonov> Well, like what?
boy_teaching_girls> well wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> is she in now
Fakeonov> I'll ask but I don't know if she'll tell me.
boy_teaching_girls> can you ask her
Fakeonov> Ok.
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies is she in now
Fakeonov> Well, she's very hesitant to tell me ha ha.
Fakeonov> She's told me now.
boy_teaching_girls> wat undies
boy_teaching_girls> is your daughter
Fakeonov> They're light blue.
boy_teaching_girls> now has your daughter
boy_teaching_girls> ever had sex or masterbated before
Fakeonov> I know she hasn't.
Fakeonov> Why do you ask me these questions?
boy_teaching_girls> has she ever had sex or masterbated
boy_teaching_girls> any of it
Fakeonov> I asked and she says no.
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughter on the bed
boy_teaching_girls> or chiar
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> She's sitting on the bed now, watching this chat.
boy_teaching_girls> now can you take off
boy_teaching_girls> her pants
boy_teaching_girls> and undies for this
Fakeonov> Whoa whoa whoa may I ask what you want us to do?
boy_teaching_girls> are you able to take her
boy_teaching_girls> pants and undies off
boy_teaching_girls> your daughters
Fakeonov> I am not too sure if she'll let me
Fakeonov> She has taken them off
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughtrer wet
boy_teaching_girls> or dry
boy_teaching_girls> at momet
Fakeonov> Dry by the looks of things.
boy_teaching_girls> now when did your daughter
boy_teaching_girls> last went to the toilet
Fakeonov> Ummmmmm......she said 2 hours ago.
boy_teaching_girls> did your daughter urine
boy_teaching_girls> or poo
Fakeonov> The first one.
boy_teaching_girls> can you ask
boy_teaching_girls> your daugther wat she did
Fakeonov> I did and she said she peed.
boy_teaching_girls> did she push it out
boy_teaching_girls> or just come out
Fakeonov> Ummm well, it just came out
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> now can your dauhter usally pee and poo
boy_teaching_girls> at same time
boy_teaching_girls> or finish pee firsr
Fakeonov> Well, she can't really answer that one sorry.
boy_teaching_girls> can you try
boy_teaching_girls> to ask her
Fakeonov> I did and she says she doesn't know.
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughter room
boy_teaching_girls> close the kitchen
Fakeonov> Nope, it's quite far from the kitchen.
boy_teaching_girls> now is bathroom
Fakeonov> That's close.
boy_teaching_girls> close by to your daughter room
Fakeonov> It is.
boy_teaching_girls> now can take
boy_teaching_girls> daughter iinto bathroom
Fakeonov> All right, then.
Fakeonov> We're in there.
boy_teaching_girls> ok
boy_teaching_girls> now is your daughter able to urne
boy_teaching_girls> or poo
boy_teaching_girls> at all
Fakeonov> Um, I don't know. why's that?
Fakeonov> Do you have an email?
*** boy_teaching_girls is no longer on the server ***


Dang, no email. Oh well, at least I've exposed another sick bastard. And honestly, would any mother know this kind of shit about their daughters? Oy oy oy oy oy. Fuck Australia. Just fuck it.

Convo with Ch3ster-the-Molester

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Convo with CJJOHNSON420

I fail to understand what is so appealing about adolescent girls. They scream, they read bullshit novels about sparkly vampires, they worship products of Disney and they leech money from you like there's no tomorrow.

CJJOHNSON420> hi asl
Fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
CJJOHNSON420> 20/m/louisiana
CJJOHNSON420> were in usa do u live
Fakeonov> new york
CJJOHNSON420> whats ur name
CJJOHNSON420> i am cj
CJJOHNSON420> whats ur name
Fakeonov> Lili

(Dragunov says: What the......?)

(Dragunov says: STFU.)

CJJOHNSON420> thats a pretty name
Fakeonov> ty
CJJOHNSON420> u welcome what do u look like
Fakeonov> blonde hair blue eyes
CJJOHNSON420> i'm 6'2 brownish blonde blue eyes few tattoos and
piercings
Fakeonov> lol cool
CJJOHNSON420> so lili what would u like to talk about
Fakeonov> nt too sure
CJJOHNSON420> well could i ask u a few ?'s and u could ask me anything u would like
Fakeonov> ok
CJJOHNSON420> r u alone
Fakeonov> yea
CJJOHNSON420> do u have a bf
Fakeonov> no i dnt
CJJOHNSON420> u like older guys
Fakeonov> mayb lol
CJJOHNSON420> what r u wearing
Fakeonov> hoodie and track pants lol
CJJOHNSON420> nice
CJJOHNSON420> r u a virgin
Fakeonov> lol yea
Fakeonov> yea i am
CJJOHNSON420> what size r ur tits
Fakeonov> c cup
CJJOHNSON420> what size of c cup
Fakeonov> 24
CJJOHNSON420> damn u got sum nice ones
Fakeonov> lol
CJJOHNSON420> do u shave ur pu ss y hair
Fakeonov> no i dnt lol
CJJOHNSON420> do u have alot of hair
Fakeonov> not really
CJJOHNSON420> nice do u ever play with it
Fakeonov> hahaha no i dnt
CJJOHNSON420> u wanna ask me anything
Fakeonov> ummmm i dnt knw :p
Fakeonov> hbu

Damn, he went offline.

The convo may be sick, but Lili's reaction was priceless.

No! I have never heard of Dark Resurrection! Nor have I heard of a Playstation Portable! I am NOT a video game character! Sheesh.

Convo with jonny223

Kids these days........when I was 17 I played with toy guns and played Cops and Robbers......

Wait, AK-47s and SVD sniper rifles are toys, right? They aren't? Oh dear......so that's why my schoolmate Bryan Fury was so happy when I traded them to him for a pack of M&M's.

Anyway, back to this worthless waste of flesh. Nothing special about this perv at all, he asks dirty questions, then yours truly lays down the Наказание! (Or not as the end of the convo shows)

Here's his email! snoz22@hotmail.com

jonny223> hey sexy
jonny223> asl
Fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
jonny223> 17/m/va
Fakeonov> cool
jonny223> what u up 2
Fakeonov> nuthn much hbu
jonny223> layin in bed
Fakeonov> cool
jonny223> so what u wearin
Fakeonov> hoodie and track pants
jonny223> oh u wet?
Fakeonov> wet? lol it wasnt raining today
jonny223> your pussy
Fakeonov> lol it isnt
jonny223> u want it 2 be
Fakeonov> ummmmmmm dnt knw lol
jonny223> take off your pants
Fakeonov> lol um y haha
jonny223> cuz
Fakeonov> lol coz?
jonny223> 2 get your pussy wet
Fakeonov> lol i see
Fakeonov> hey u got msn? or yahoo?
jonny223> yea both
jonny223> add me ­
12snoz22@hotmail.com
­
Fakeonov> lol i wil later
jonny223> ok
jonny223> so u gonna take them off
Fakeonov> my pants?
jonny223> yea
Fakeonov> lol ummmmmm ok
jonny223> ok baby
Fakeonov> lol
jonny223> what color panties u wearin
Fakeonov> green
jonny223> nice are u shaved'?
Fakeonov> ummmm no
jonny223> ok
jonny223> u like 2 suck c0ck
Fakeonov> um i havnt before
jonny223> have u been fucked before
Fakeonov> no i havnt
jonny223> u masterbate alot
Fakeonov> lol no i dnt
jonny223> y not
Fakeonov> um i just dnt
jonny223> u going 2 for me
Fakeonov> lol i dnt know
jonny223> u got a cell baby
Fakeonov> ummmm mayb lol
jonny223> can i text u
jonny223> or call
Fakeonov> lol um y
jonny223> y not
jonny223> 2 hear u play with your pussy
Fakeonov> lol ummmmm
jonny223> so can i
Fakeonov> ummm not right now lol
jonny223> y not im so hard
Fakeonov> haha realy?
jonny223> yes
Fakeonov> lol
jonny223> y lol
Fakeonov> dnt knw
jonny223> masterbate with me
Fakeonov> y? wat wil happen if i do?
jonny223> u will c.u.m
Fakeonov> i heard bout dat but i dnt knw wat hapens
jonny223> u feel amazing after
Fakeonov> how do u know :P
jonny223> cuz i do baby
Fakeonov> and hows that?
jonny223> u have never had an orgasm?
Fakeonov> no.....i havnt
jonny223> u will llove it
Fakeonov> true
jonny223> u will babe
Fakeonov> do u do dat stuf?
jonny223> what?
Fakeonov> that org thing
jonny223> yea
jonny223> it feels so good
jonny223> start rubbin your pussy for me
Fakeonov> ummmmm
jonny223> umm what ?
jonny223> rub it
Fakeonov> u sure r keen for me 2 rub it lol
jonny223> keen?
Fakeonov> u realy want me 2
jonny223> yes
jonny223> rub your pussy baby
Fakeonov> um ok
jonny223> i wish i could hear u
Fakeonov> lol im not makin n e noise
jonny223> not yet
jonny223> can i call u and ill tell u what 2 do
Fakeonov> haha not atm
jonny223> atm?
Fakeonov> at the moment
jonny223> does it feel good
Fakeonov> not sure
jonny223> y not
Fakeonov> coz
jonny223> cuz y
Fakeonov> wat else is there 2 do
Fakeonov> ?
Fakeonov> u there?
*** jonny223 is no longer on the server ***


Crap.

Damn Americans and their lack of patience.

Convo with higirls

Another guy who likes to ask random dirty questions to young girls...

higirls> hi a/s m/18
Fakeonov> f 15
higirls> what u wearing
Fakeonov> um my pjs
higirls> where u from
Fakeonov> usa
higirls> what sort of pjs
Fakeonov> just a shirt and pants
higirls> so what u like doing
Fakeonov> shoppin txtin habgin with frends hbu
higirls> what u like buying
Fakeonov> just clothes and stuf
higirls> u got a bf
Fakeonov> no i dnt
higirls> what u look like
Fakeonov> i look lik me :P
higirls> how tall
Fakeonov> medium height
higirls> hair color
Fakeonov> brown
higirls> long or short
Fakeonov> long
higirls> u play any sport
Fakeonov> no i dnt
higirls> seen a c0ck
Fakeonov> ummmm lol no
higirls> y not
Fakeonov> coz i just havnt lol
higirls> u think about it
Fakeonov> um not realy haha
higirls> u wearing panties
Fakeonov> um of course haha
higirls> what sort and color
Fakeonov> just normal sort and theyre blue
Fakeonov> btw got msn?
higirls> no
Fakeonov> yahoo? any email address?
higirls> no i just chat on here
Fakeonov> haha i see lol
higirls> u dont u just chat in here
Fakeonov> lol i do too
higirls> so what u doing for the weekend
Fakeonov> not too sure lol hbu
higirls> hang around the mall
Fakeonov> awesome lol
higirls> mine pick up
Fakeonov> pick up? as in your truck?
higirls> no meet
Fakeonov> as in is?
Fakeonov> us?
higirls> yes
Fakeonov> oh i see
higirls> what do u see
Fakeonov> nothin lol
Fakeonov> so wat u enjoy doin?
higirls> most things u
Fakeonov> just shoppin txtin nd bein with frends
higirls> i like making out
Fakeonov> oh really?
higirls> just cause u dont
Fakeonov> ummmmm i neva siad i didnt
higirls> true
Fakeonov> yea true
higirls> do u
Fakeonov> ummmm i dnt knw lol
higirls> u been with a guy
Fakeonov> no i havmt
higirls> a girl
Fakeonov> lol nope
higirls> with urself
Fakeonov> lol wat u mean myself?
higirls> u know
Fakeonov> oh u mean touchin? no i havnt
higirls> what do u do then
Fakeonov> um nuthn dodgy haha
higirls> ok
Fakeonov> yea
higirls> yea what
Fakeonov> wat about u do u do dat stuf?
higirls> some
Fakeonov> like
higirls> oral
Fakeonov> ok lol
higirls> its nice ever with other guys
Fakeonov> haha cool
higirls> yep it is
Fakeonov> dats cool lol
higirls> what part is cool
Fakeonov> ummmmm part of what? lol
Fakeonov> anywhat what you doin
higirls> just sitting here
Fakeonov> same here haha
higirls> what else would u do on ur own
Fakeonov> ummm eat if im hngry watch tv or maybe just go in2 town lol hbu
higirls> i thought u meant now
Fakeonov> oh ummm well i dnt knw then
higirls> what u dont know what ur doing now
Fakeonov> lol im just chattin on this
Fakeonov> wel gues u aint there then
*** higirls is no longer on the server ***

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........huh, what?

Well, that was astoundingly Скучный! Yeah, yeah, I hear ya, that convo sucked more than that Transformers movie..

Well time to make up for it with a snippet of my military exploits...

"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!!!"

Picture originally drawn by pricon (http://pricon.deviantart.com)

Convo with romantic_daddy (You know, that name doesn't exactly look to be a good omen...)

Just another pedo post. Guy acts all sweet, I reveal "Fakeonov" is 15, he says oh well and continues the filthy talk. Murder is a very viable solution for this guy.

Send vivid descriptions on how you will murder this degenerate at: a_rounder80@hotmail.com

romantic_daddy> hey there.
romantic_daddy> where are you from?
Fakeonov> usa hbu
romantic_daddy> washington.
romantic_daddy> you?
Fakeonov> new york
romantic_daddy> cool. what are you doing up so late?
Fakeonov> lol just chatin haha cnt sleep
romantic_daddy> need some help getting to bed tonight?
Fakeonov> lol wat u mean?
romantic_daddy> do you want someone to help you relax?
Fakeonov> haha wel ummmmm mayb
romantic_daddy> spanking your butt.
Fakeonov> lol how wil dat help me relax?
Fakeonov> how old r u btw?
romantic_daddy> 29 m wa
Fakeonov> lolim 15
romantic_daddy> ahhh...
Fakeonov> yea
romantic_daddy> i understand if you want to stop talking.
Fakeonov> depends on what u talk about lol
romantic_daddy> lol...i don't think you want to go there.
romantic_daddy> i've already spanked you.
Fakeonov> lol i see......lmao
romantic_daddy> do you want to?
Fakeonov> want to what?
romantic_daddy> continue the conversation?
Fakeonov> ummmmm dunno lol
romantic_daddy> kissing your cheek.
Fakeonov> lol oh my.....haha
romantic_daddy> you like?
Fakeonov> ummmmmm sure lol
romantic_daddy> lol.
romantic_daddy> kissing your lips softly.
Fakeonov> ummm ooooook lol
romantic_daddy> you like that?
Fakeonov> sure lol
romantic_daddy> kissing your neck.
Fakeonov> haha lol
romantic_daddy> tickles?
Fakeonov> ummmmmm tickles?
romantic_daddy> does it tickle your neck?
Fakeonov> yea
romantic_daddy> what else do you like?
Fakeonov> sopping! lol
Fakeonov> shopping
romantic_daddy> lol.
Fakeonov> yeap its cool
romantic_daddy> are you lying in bed?
Fakeonov> no im not lol
romantic_daddy> what are you doing then?
Fakeonov> sitting in front of the computer
romantic_daddy> what are you wearing?
Fakeonov> my clothes lol
romantic_daddy> funny.
romantic_daddy> what kind of clothes?
Fakeonov> um shirt and shorts
romantic_daddy> nice...
romantic_daddy> caressing your back..
Fakeonov> haha i see
romantic_daddy> you like?
Fakeonov> sure lol
romantic_daddy> rubbing my chest up against your back.
Fakeonov> lol i see
romantic_daddy> my hands wrap around your body and caressing your breasts.
Fakeonov> haha ummmmm ok
romantic_daddy> feels good?
Fakeonov> sure lol
romantic_daddy> i think you're enjoying all the touching.
Fakeonov> hahahahahhaahha mayb lol
romantic_daddy> my hands move down between your legs...
romantic_daddy> rubbing your inner thighs.
romantic_daddy> you like baby?
romantic_daddy> what's your name?
Fakeonov> my name?
romantic_daddy> yeah? what's your name...unless you like me calling you baby.
Fakeonov> dats my secret 4 now lol
romantic_daddy> lol. okay baby.
romantic_daddy> you like me touching your thighs?
Fakeonov> ummmmm mayb haha
romantic_daddy> what are you wearing under your shorts?
Fakeonov> my undeerwear
romantic_daddy> mmmm what color?
Fakeonov> blue
romantic_daddy> mmmmmm
Fakeonov> lol
romantic_daddy> undoing your shorts...
romantic_daddy> slipping my hand down your shorts and touching you.
Fakeonov> gosh u sure im not a lil bit 2 young 4 u lol
romantic_daddy> as long as you feel good.
Fakeonov> lol do u usually do ths stuf with girls my age
romantic_daddy> girls?
romantic_daddy> are you bi? or gay?
Fakeonov> no im str8 lol
romantic_daddy> lol.
romantic_daddy> why with girls your age?
Fakeonov> ummmm just askin lol
romantic_daddy> no...
romantic_daddy> but i'm enjoying you right now.
Fakeonov> lol realy
romantic_daddy> mmm hmmm
Fakeonov> i see lol
romantic_daddy> do you have a boyfriend?
Fakeonov> no i dont lol
romantic_daddy> good.
romantic_daddy> do you have photos?
Fakeonov> maybe lol hbu
romantic_daddy> i do...do you want to trade on msn or something?
Fakeonov> ummm i dnt knw lol
romantic_daddy> i think you're curious enough sweetheart...
romantic_daddy> rubbing your panties..
romantic_daddy> stroking up and down.
Fakeonov> curious about what?
romantic_daddy> curious to know who you're talking to...and how sexy i sound.
Fakeonov> wel mayb lol
romantic_daddy> lets meet on msn.
romantic_daddy> then we can go step by step.
Fakeonov> um wats urs
romantic_daddy> trade photos, trade nawtee talk, and then maybe ph0ne numbers?
romantic_daddy> ­
12a_rounder80@hotmail.com
­
Fakeonov> lmao i ususaly use msn for chatting haha
romantic_daddy> did you add me baby?
Fakeonov> i will soon lol
Fakeonov> hmmm msn is being dumb at the moment lol
Fakeonov> guess you aint there then

I thought he had run off but SHIST! He came back, filled with only the most disturbing words.

Hmmm.....interesting....

romantic_daddy> i'm here.
Fakeonov> oh i see lol
romantic_daddy> what baby?
Fakeonov> nuthn haha
romantic_daddy> lets take your blouse off.
Fakeonov> ummmmmmmmm ok
romantic_daddy> do you have a ph0ne?
Fakeonov> lol yea
romantic_daddy> wanna play on the ph0ne?
Fakeonov> play? i usually talk on the phone
romantic_daddy> i'd like to hear your voice when i touch you.
Fakeonov> my voice? lol ummmmm i duno lol
romantic_daddy> it'll be fun
romantic_daddy> cmon baby.
romantic_daddy> what's your name?
Fakeonov> My name? Sergei Dragunov.
romantic_daddy> lol.
romantic_daddy> really?
romantic_daddy> do you want to talk on the phne?
Fakeonov> Yes. You have been pwned. (This was my response to his "lol really?" question, not the phone question)
romantic_daddy> pwned?
Fakeonov> By Sergei Dragunov, the anti-chatroom-perv crusader.
romantic_daddy> pwned? what does that mean (Lol, you FAIL n00b!)
Fakeonov> Well, when a dude like me exposes a perv like you whilst you say all these sick things, it means I have pwned you.
romantic_daddy> okay.
Fakeonov> ...
Fakeonov> Pssssst.....I'm a guy.......just in case you didn't figure it out.
romantic_daddy> nice.
Fakeonov> Hence the term, PWNED.
romantic_daddy> okay.
Fakeonov> Well, I hope you learnt your lesson.
Fakeonov> Children are not fuck toys.
romantic_daddy> thank you.
Fakeonov> Ah, so you are gracious in defeat, I see.
romantic_daddy> lol.
Fakeonov> By the way, what IS a 29 year old man doing on a site called TEENspot?
Fakeonov> Ah, a mystery of life, I see. Well I'll let you ponder your lesson.

Wait, he actually accepted his defeat?

My. God. Maturity in an internet chat room? That's rarer than a sober female in New Zealand. Should I continue to heap vitriol and malice onto this guy? Maybe I could let this go and move on......

...........Naaaaah.

Convo with GiantPandaBearsFromSpace

This guy broke up with his wallet leech so now he wants to make love to his telephone....


GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> hi u :) im horneee :op
Fakeonov> lol realy?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> yes can u help me?
Fakeonov> how lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> call me :)
Fakeonov> why lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> so we can have phonnnne seccs :)
Fakeonov> lmao seccs with our phones?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> u ever had phooonnne seccs?
Fakeonov> noope lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> always a first time :)
Fakeonov> lol mayb
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> whats ur name?
Fakeonov> anna
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> hi anna im ray im usually a nice guy but
im frickin hornee right now my girl broke up with me and in tryna to
make me forget about her i know it sounds weird
Fakeonov> lol how old r u?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> 8
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> 18
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> why?
Fakeonov> just curious lol im 15
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> 15 u think u can handle me?
Fakeonov> handle u? lol how
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> *points to hehehe :op
Fakeonov> haha pointin to sumthn eh?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> mhm :)
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> so u think u can help me?
Fakeonov> lol um wat is it :P
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> anna can u be my nurse?
Fakeonov> lol sure
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> whats ur number? :)
Fakeonov> my number?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> yes. can u talk to me and get me off? :)
Fakeonov> get u off where? r u stuk sumwea lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> lol u know what i mean :)
Fakeonov> mayb u could tel me lol
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> just talk with me while i jerk off :)
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> ill love u forever for the help :)
Fakeonov> well ummmm.......i don't think you'll want to be talking with a dude while you do that
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> what the hell? u a dude?
Fakeonov> lolz Sergei Dragunov here, Anti-Perv crusader
Fakeonov> Looks like I win again!
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> yup
Fakeonov> Talking to someone while you touch yourself.......for shame, kid.
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> not really
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> posing as a girl....for really shame
Fakeonov> You say not? Why is it not perverted?
Fakeonov> Hey, I gotta get my lolz from somewhere, Russia isn't exactly entertainment central.
Fakeonov> So why not catch out a few chatroom pervs?
GiantPandaBearsFromSpace> nou tryna wack off son dont lie posing as a chick
Fakeonov> But if I were to pose as a dude, pervs wouldn't try to talk to me and my anti-perv website would be rather empty wouldn't it?
Fakeonov> But you've help me put up another post so i love YOU forever for the help

Yuck, what a sicko. And an idiot too. I say "Anti-Perv Crusader" and he still doesn't get why I chose to reveal myself to him.