Convo with andyd4duk

Wow......so sick......so vile......I got nothing to say on this guy.....

What I'm gonna do to this guy when I find him....

Fakeonov> hey asl
andyd4duk> hi asl
Fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
andyd4duk> 41 m uk
Fakeonov> oh i see
andyd4duk> to old then
Fakeonov> ummmmmmm not realy ill just see how ths convo turns out lol
andyd4duk> lol
andyd4duk> y0ou ever met anyone off here?
Fakeonov> haha not realy lol just had random chats
andyd4duk> i've met 5 goirls off here in the uk
andyd4duk> been good
andyd4duk> what r u into?
Fakeonov> im in2 shopping, hanging with frends lol
andyd4duk> cool
andyd4duk> into sex yet?
Fakeonov> ummmmm nope lol
andyd4duk> really at 15? lots of girls are
Fakeonov> haha wel i gues im an outcast :(
andyd4duk> no yer not lol
andyd4duk> i like it
Fakeonov> haha really wit wat age group of girls?
andyd4duk> do i like?
Fakeonov> yea
andyd4duk> 12 to 17
andyd4duk> if i am honest
Fakeonov> haha i see lol im in dat age group
andyd4duk> i know
Fakeonov> hmmm so i gues u like me
andyd4duk> i love to teach the younger ones most girls i have met your age already knows what to do
andyd4duk> u got a pic?
Fakeonov> ummm mayb lol hbu
andyd4duk> yeah msn?
Fakeonov> haha mayb lol hbu
andyd4duk> ­
12mouldystain@hotmail.co.uk
­
Fakeonov> haha cool
andyd4duk> you add me?
Fakeonov> i will soon lol
andyd4duk> why soon? lol
Fakeonov> coz i wil soon haha
andyd4duk> lol
andyd4duk> would love to see what you look like
andyd4duk> r u str8 or bi do you think?
Fakeonov> im definitely str8 lol
Fakeonov> y u ask lol
andyd4duk> what did i ask you
andyd4duk> was it if you liked older guys?
Fakeonov> if i was bi or str8 and i said str8
andyd4duk> i like me girls to be bi but str8 is ok
Fakeonov> haha i see
andyd4duk> can i see what you look like
Fakeonov> ummmm u first lol
andyd4duk> have to be on msn
andyd4duk> ok?
andyd4duk> you can trust me
Fakeonov> lol ummmm i duno lol
andyd4duk> i am really not a pest if you dont like me you just have to block me
Fakeonov> hmmmmmmmm i see
andyd4duk> you never know you may enjoy talking to me
Fakeonov> i may i may
andyd4duk> so add me lol
andyd4duk> if you are interested i will tell you about the girls i have met
Fakeonov> oooooh tel me mow lol
andyd4duk> lol on msn
andyd4duk> safer
Fakeonov> i dunno lol
andyd4duk> trust me. if you hate me you block and delete and i can never get in touch....just safe there then here
Fakeonov> i duno aye....iprefer this
andyd4duk> its just a bit risky for me
andyd4duk> i cant do anything bad to you on msn and i never give out addresses unlike some guys
Fakeonov> ummmmmmm.....
andyd4duk> trust me... my names steve by the way
Fakeonov> ill try to send a pic on this
andyd4duk> ok
andyd4duk> its errored
andyd4duk> wont come through
Fakeonov> aw dam
Fakeonov> ill copy and paste a link to it
andyd4duk> lets just msn
andyd4duk> trust me
Fakeonov> lol make ur profile public so i can send a private msg with my pic
andyd4duk> how do i do that lol
Fakeonov> you go into ur profile settings and cick make profile public
andyd4duk> there
Fakeonov> kwl
andyd4duk> now what
Fakeonov> up 2 u
andyd4duk> i'd l;ike to see what youlook like
Fakeonov> you wanna see me? the russian me?
andyd4duk> yer
Fakeonov> hmmmm ok then
andyd4duk> so how do i get to see you
Fakeonov> ill send you a privet message
andyd4duk> ok how
Fakeonov> iis tekin its time to load so in da meantime lol y r u on this chat thing lol
andyd4duk> girls
Fakeonov> haha is dat it? lol
andyd4duk> i am into young girls
andyd4duk> i have friends as well
Fakeonov> oh my lol how young?
Fakeonov> who's ur frends lol
andyd4duk> there is a girl danielle in michigan she is 14
Fakeonov> haha o realy cool
andyd4duk> can we go on msn this is crap
Fakeonov> haha ive nearly got da pic sorted lol b patient
Fakeonov> its sent!
andyd4duk> to where?
Fakeonov> your private message inbox
andyd4duk> thats not you!
Fakeonov> Um yes. Yes it is.
andyd4duk> its a cartoon
Fakeonov> Sergei DRagunov, anti-perv crusadr and informant to the FBI.
andyd4duk> lol
Fakeonov> That is my "avatar" sir, my photos are inaccessible.
andyd4duk> cool
Fakeonov> Might I ask why, you trawl these chatrooms for underage girls? Aren't you aware this is illegal?
andyd4duk> no i thought anyone could do it
Fakeonov> Soliciting sex from a minor is a felony.
andyd4duk> wow
andyd4duk> i didnt know
Fakeonov> And seeing how you openly admitted that you have had sex with underage girls, you are now a criminal.
andyd4duk> mty god
andyd4duk> can be
andyd4duk> cant
Fakeonov> I'm afraid it is.
andyd4duk> shit
Fakeonov> Sir, I am required to inform the proper authorities about this conversation.
andyd4duk> ok please dont
Fakeonov> Sir, you do not understand. Having sexual relations with a minor is a federal offence and you will be charged with statutory rape.
andyd4duk> no way
Fakeonov> Deny all you like sir, but you have broken the law multiple times.
andyd4duk> how?
Fakeonov> Like I said before, having sex with a girl under 18 is classed as statutory rape.
andyd4duk> not in my country
Fakeonov> Sir, I am aware there may be a few changes in name when it comes to this crime, but I assure you, you will face jail time for this.
Fakeonov> Under British law, if found guilty of statutory rape, you would be sentenced to a minimum of 5 years in prison.
Fakeonov> Sir, why are you still posting in the chatroom lobby? You're only going to find yourself deeper in trouble.
Fakeonov> *Sigh* not much of a learner, are we?
*** andyd4duk is no longer on the server ***

He may or may not have fallen for my trick, but I sure as hell will pull out all the stops to make sure this guy gets what he deserves.

Put his e-mail on 4chan you say........

Well, after all, it is mouldystain@hotmail.co.uk

Convo with wizzard

This guy reminds me of Glishnakov, the dirty janitor that liked to hide in the girls locker rooms back in high school and have some dirty old man time. One day, we decided to stake out his house for a little prank. You see, we hooked up small pipe bombs throughout his house and then he triggered the tripwire, which set off the bombs but they only scared him, so he ran outside, where the most devious part of our prank happened. You see, when he was running, we jumped out and stabbed him to death!!!!!!!!!





What?


wizzard> hey
Fakeonov> hey
wizzard> asl please
Fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
wizzard> 26 m australia
Fakeonov> cool
wizzard> do u wear a short skirt to school
Fakeonov> ummm not realy lol
Fakeonov> y do u ask loll
wizzard> i like girls with a short skirt
Fakeonov> haha wel i see
wizzard> do u wear a short skrit at home
Fakeonov> sometimes lol
wizzard> has ur dad or sister or brother seen up ur skirt in class
Fakeonov> haha no they havnt been in my class lol
wizzard> at hoem sorry
wizzard> home
Fakeonov> at home? i dnt knw maybe
wizzard> at home sorry
wizzard> are u wearing one now
Fakeonov> lol nah im wearin shorts
wizzard> what u wearing underneath ur shorts
Fakeonov> just my underwear lol
wizzard> knickers or thong
Fakeonov> knickers
wizzard> what color
Fakeonov> light blue
wizzard> lacey sliky or cotton
Fakeonov> cotton lol
wizzard> is ur dad or brother home now
Fakeonov> my dad is lol
wizzard> ask ur dad if he has seen up ur skirt at home please
wizzard> can u please so that for me please yes or no
Fakeonov> lmao y
wizzard> becuase i want to know what he says please
Fakeonov> lol he would probably be weireded out
wizzard> just try please tell him to tell ur the turth ok
wizzard> ok can uplease do that or me
Fakeonov> um ok
wizzard> did u ask ur dad
Fakeonov> yes
wizzard> what did he say
Fakeonov> he said don't ask my son silly questions
wizzard> is ur brother home
Fakeonov> dont have one
wizzard> do u have any guy freinds that live colse to u
Fakeonov> lol nope
wizzard> do u think ur mum is pretty for her age
Fakeonov> ummmm lol i duno lol
wizzard> do u just live with ur dad do u
Fakeonov> yeah
wizzard> tell him ur are beening turthful ok and u really want to know and its not a slly questoin
Fakeonov> aw fine lol
wizzard> cool
wizzard> ddi u ask ur dad
Fakeonov> yeah
Fakeonov> i asked him
wizzard> what ddi he say
Fakeonov> he said "dragunov who is this guy asking about you and shorts"?
Fakeonov> does dat answer your question?
Fakeonov> hello?
wizzard> sort of
Fakeonov> sort of?
Fakeonov> what more o you need to know?


I knew Australia wasn't all kangaroos, Holden cars, racist pigs and Craig Marduk.......

Convo with M4YoungF13

We need the death penalty back for these people. I wanna see some good old hanging, drawing and quartering.

Send scat porn links to: da_gooser2000@yahoo.com

Fakeonov> hey asl
M4youngF13> hey 23 m usa wa
Fakeonov> kwl 15 f usa nyc
M4youngF13> sweet
Fakeonov> u thnk so? y sweet lol
M4youngF13> so what up
Fakeonov> nuthn much hbu
M4youngF13> sittin on the comp in my pjs
Fakeonov> oh cool as
M4youngF13> and masturbating lol
Fakeonov> lol
Fakeonov> y
M4youngF13> i love it
Fakeonov> haha wat else do u love?
M4youngF13> a girl who swallows. those ae hard to find
Fakeonov> wel i swallow food lol
M4youngF13> in that case we all swallow lol
Fakeonov> lolo wel im da girl hu swallows thn lol
M4youngF13> do u like it
Fakeonov> swallowin food? yea i do
M4youngF13> lol not that
Fakeonov> oh. thn wat
M4youngF13> u know
Fakeonov> i kinda dont lo\
M4youngF13> alright. have u ever givin a bj
Fakeonov> ummm no
M4youngF13> never mind then
Fakeonov> lol y u ask
M4youngF13> just to get an opoinon.
Fakeonov> lol ok
Fakeonov> so hows it goin
M4youngF13> ok
Fakeonov> lol wel dats gr8
M4youngF13> lol
Fakeonov> lol so wat u in2?
M4youngF13> almost everything, nothin crazy like wips
Fakeonov> haha i see.....
M4youngF13> u
Fakeonov> wel im nt dat experienced in nawty stuf :P
M4youngF13> what have u done
Fakeonov> only kissed
M4youngF13>
Fakeonov> wats with da blank msg?
M4youngF13> WHAT BLANK MSG
Fakeonov> wel wat did u send b4?
M4youngF13> i said when you give a bj swallow his
Fakeonov> oh ummmmm wel ok thn lol
M4youngF13> he will love u for it
Fakeonov> lmao i see
M4youngF13> so whats your email
Fakeonov> lol y? wat u guna send?
M4youngF13> well just to chat first. maybe exchange pix later
Fakeonov> lol exchange pics? wat kind?
M4youngF13> of us
Fakeonov> i see haha
M4youngF13> so
Fakeonov> so.....
M4youngF13> email?
Fakeonov> ­
12asukagirliscool@hotmail.com
­
M4youngF13> ­
12da_gooser2000@yahoo.com
­
M4youngF13> ill send u somthing reall fast
Fakeonov> all right
M4youngF13> its sent
M4youngF13> it didnt work, send me something
Fakeonov> wel u wana see me? the real russian sexy me?
M4youngF13> YEAH
Fakeonov> ummm ok then but first wat would u do if i sent a pic
M4youngF13> masturbate to it maybe
Fakeonov> lmao wel we'll see bout dat
Fakeonov> ill b posin 4 u lol
M4youngF13> send it to my email
Fakeonov> lol y nt here?
M4youngF13> email is safer
Fakeonov> haha oh really
M4youngF13> are u really 15
Fakeonov> sure
M4youngF13> send the pic to my email
Fakeonov> y not this
Fakeonov> ?
M4youngF13> only pics through email
Fakeonov> ok
M4youngF13> thax
M4youngF13> thanx
Fakeonov> haha ull be quite surprised
Fakeonov> i sent it! tell me what you think when you see it
Fakeonov> What do you think?
M4youngF13> i didnt get anything
Fakeonov> chack your email
M4youngF13> i did. u sur u typed it in rught
M4youngF13> oh wait
Fakeonov> hmmm?
Fakeonov> you get it?

Like my pose?

M4youngF13> veryfunny
Fakeonov> I clearly missed the joke. It's me, DRagunov the Russian, posing!
M4youngF13> i thought i was going to see a hot 15yo girl
Fakeonov> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fakeonov> no
Fakeonov> You are clearly screwed in the head.
Fakeonov> You just got pwned by Sergei Dragunov, the Anti-Perv Crusader!
Fakeonov> I see, you have already run off to find another underage girl to violate. Oh well, dragunovhatespervs.blogspot.com
Fakeonov> See you on my blog, sicko.

Convo with yankboy69

How much would it mean to you if this guy wore panties for you all the time?


yankboy69> asl?
fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
yankboy69> ever wanted a nice guy to wear panties for u?
fakeonov > lol sure itll b a good laugh i suppose
yankboy69> id buy and wear for u
yankboy69> m 18 ny
fakeonov > lmao i see
yankboy69> what kind u want on me?
fakeonov > up 2 u
yankboy69> thongs?
fakeonov > sure
yankboy69> how often u want a thong panty on me?
fakeonov > often? no idea
yankboy69> all the time?
fakeonov > sure wateva
yankboy69> how tight ?
fakeonov > up 2 u
yankboy69> color picks?
fakeonov > ummmm up 2 u again
yankboy69> what would it mean to u if i wore panties for u all the time?
> i would crak up
yankboy69> why?
Fakeonov> coz its a dude in panties
yankboy69> u would own my ass and sexually control me
Fakeonov> wel sure if u say so
yankboy69> do u like that idea?
Fakeonov> sure
yankboy69> u could order me to wear them
Fakeonov> then i will
yankboy69> say it
Fakeonov> Dragunov says "Wear them panties boys!"
yankboy69> ?
Fakeonov> i made an order now obey it
yankboy69> what is your name?
Fakeonov> Dragunov
Fakeonov> well thats my last name
yankboy69> first name
Fakeonov> Sergei
yankboy69> where u from?
Fakeonov> Russia!
yankboy69> no your not
Fakeonov> um yes iam
yankboy69> what u look like?
Fakeonov> wana pic?
yankboy69> sure
Fakeonov> its senin now
Fakeonov> dam it didnt send
yankboy69> i know
Fakeonov> hmmmm and ur profile is private so i cnt send it there....unless u make it public
fakeonov > hello?

Aw man, I hate when convos fizzle out like that. Geez, I feel like a failure.......I know! Here's me dancing!

(Picture downloaded from someone at deviantART. Plz don't sue me.)

Convo with therock1992

cbb82@hotmail.com <------Get harassing, people.

Look near the end of the chat where this perv gets all scientificky on me...


therock1992> hi a/s/l
fakeonov> hi 15 f usa hbu
therock1992> 17 m usa
therock1992> you h0rny
fakeonov > umm i dnt knw lol
therock1992> you a virgin
fakeonov > um yeah
therock1992> ever saw a c0ck
fakeonov > ummmm n0
therock1992> got msn
fakeonov > mayb lol hbu
therock1992> yea
therock1992> addy
fakeonov > u 1st
therock1992> ­
12cbb82@hotmail.com
­
therock1992> yours
fakeonov > ­
12lilirocheforttheblonde@yahho.com ­(lol FAKE)
therock1992> you got yahoo
fakeonov > yea
therock1992> im gonna add on there
therock1992> whats yahoo addy
fakeonov > ­
12lilirochefortthegirl@yahoo.com ­(lol FAKE)
therock1992> says its not valid
fakeonov > dam
therock1992> you add me on msn
fakeonov > later on lol
therock1992> add me now plz
fakeonov > lol be patient
therock1992> k
fakeonov > haha so why u want me 2 ad u
therock1992> add me and ill show u
fakeonov > hahahah but i hate surprises
therock1992> ever wanted to see a c0ck
fakeonov > ummmmmmmm.....lol
therock1992> if you do add me
fakeonov > haha ummmm mayb
therock1992> i will show you on k@M
fakeonov > ur naught part?
therock1992> yea
therock1992> wanna see it
fakeonov > haha ummmm duno could i show u mine?
therock1992> you got a k@m
fakeonov > nah i dnt lol
therock1992> k
therock1992> add me
fakeonov > soon
therock1992> k
therock1992> what you look like
fakeonov > black hair blue eyes toned body lol
therock1992> how big your tits
fakeonov > average size lol
therock1992> k lol
fakeonov > lol
therock1992> what you wearing
fakeonov > my clothes lol
therock1992> lol
therock1992> what kind
fakeonov > just a shirt and pants
therock1992> you shaved
fakeonov > lol yea i had a lil moustache goin on.....so i sahved that
therock1992> your pussy
fakeonov > lol my cat likes his fur
therock1992> do you shave your vagina
fakeonov > vagina?
therock1992> you a boy or girl
fakeonov > are you saying that I, Sergei Dragunov has a vagina??
therock1992> a boy has a penis a girl has a vagina (Thanks for Biology 101!)
fakeonov > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA looks like I busted another perv!!! You'll be on my site LMAO!
fakeonov > Thanks for the biology lesson too lol
therock1992> im not a perv a perv is over 18 dumbass
fakeonov > asking people to look at your private parts sounds pretty pervy to me!
therock1992> nope
fakeonov > no a perv is any age, over 18 is a pedofile
therock1992> what every
therock1992> ever
fakeonov > Whatever indeed perv

Dragunov..........WINS!

Convo with jammraa

Ok ok, so I started the convo. Still, a 29 year old man has no right to be trolling a teenage chatroom to get "n00dz". God, he doesn't even try to hide his pedofilic ways.

Send immature rants and Goatse links to: victory_is_mine54@hotmail.com

...No. Victory is not yours, motherfucker.

fakeonov> hey asl
jammraa> 29m us
jammraa> u
fakeonov > 15 f usa
jammraa> nice. what do ya look like
fakeonov > ummmm blue eyes black hair kinda pale skin lol
jammraa> lol. nothing wrong with that. :P
fakeonov > nope nit at all hbu
jammraa> tall, brown hair, hazel eyes, average build
fakeonov > i see lol
jammraa> what do you like to do
fakeonov > go shopping hang out with my friends
jammraa> cool. :)
fakeonov > hbu
jammraa> take girls shopping, go out, hang with friends, music, and
anything outdoors
fakeonov > lol a 29 yr old guy takin girls shoping? lol cool how old r
they?
jammraa> any ages really. i dont mind spoiling a girl. :P
fakeonov > even my age?
jammraa> plus i get the benefit of seeing their bodies in different outfits.
haha
jammraa> ya
fakeonov > outfits? what kind?
fakeonov > btw got msn?
jammraa> whatever they want. i prefer seeing them try on bikini's. haha
fakeonov > lol why?
jammraa> to see the bodies of course. haha
fakeonov > lol realy
jammraa> yup
jammraa> would u let me take ya shopping? haha
fakeonov > hahahahha what would we buy?
jammraa> i dont know. lol
fakeonov > what else would we do? like afterward?
jammraa> anything you wanted
fakeonov > hahaha cool
jammraa> what would you wanna do
fakeonov > ummmmmm not too sure lol
jammraa> have you ever been with any 0lder guys
fakeonov > ummmm no
jammraa> but you like em?
fakeonov > i gues lol i dnt hate thm haha
jammraa> lol.
jammraa> are you a virgin
fakeonov > um yea oh hey do u have msn or yahoo?
jammraa> yeah. i have msn
fakeonov > wat is it?
jammraa> ­
12victory_is_mine54@hotmail.com
­
fakeonov > lol kwl
jammraa> have you ever done anything with a guy b4
fakeonov > ummm not really lol
jammraa> lol. why not
fakeonov > coz im a bit on the shy side lol
jammraa> lol. aww
fakeonov > hahahaha yeah
jammraa> i'm sure that'll change
fakeonov > wat makes you say taht?
jammraa> everyone loses their shyness
fakeonov > well i dont think i wil
jammraa> why do you say that
fakeonov > just a gut feelin lol
jammraa> lol
jammraa> maybe you just need someone to help ya not be shy. :P
fakeonov > wel i gues i do
jammraa> so whats your body like besides pale? lol
fakeonov > toned
jammraa> nice. :)
fakeonov > lol yea it is
jammraa> boob size? lol
fakeonov > ummmmm around b cup
jammraa> good size. lol
fakeonov > haha yea
jammraa> great handfull size. hahaha
fakeonov > haha yeah i gues :P
jammraa> what ya wearin? lol
fakeonov > ummm shirt and pants
jammraa> any bra or panties
fakeonov > um yes lol
jammraa> what kinda panties. lol
fakeonov > just blue ones
jammraa> whats your most revealing outfit look like
fakeonov > sports bra and denim shorts
jammraa> nice. wear it much
fakeonov > ive only worn it a few times
jammraa> when for
fakeonov > jus in the summertime lol
jammraa> lol
jammraa> so what fantasies do you have
fakeonov > wat u mean?
jammraa> like what things sexually do you think you would like
fakeonov > ummmmmm no idea lol
jammraa> lol.
jammraa> do you ever finger
fakeonov > yeah finger pick my guitar lol
jammraa> lol.
jammraa> nice
jammraa> how long hava you been playin
fakeonov > a few months lol
jammraa> lol. same wit me and my bas
jammraa> bass
fakeonov > wicked
jammraa> haha
fakeonov > yeah so whats a 29 yr old doin on this teen site lmao
jammraa> boredome and not being able to sleep
fakeonov > hahahahahha i see
fakeonov > u thea?
jammraa> yeah sorry. :P
fakeonov > wats up
jammraa> nada. bored
fakeonov > same here
fakeonov > so what you like most bout girls my age?
jammraa> it sux doesn't it
fakeonov > yeah it does suck so tell me, what do u like most bout girls my age?
jammraa> hmm
jammraa> their willingness to try things
jammraa> and not set in their ways ys
jammraa> yet
fakeonov > their ways? lol wel kids r like dat i gues haha bt wat ways?
jammraa> lol.i'll give you one guess. :P
fakeonov > ermmm i give up?
jammraa> they are willing to try more sexual things than women my age. women my age are set in what they want sexually and wont try other things
fakeonov > hahaha wel dats understanable i gueslol
jammraa> lol
fakeonov > and is dat why ur keen 2 talk 2 me
jammraa> sure. and you seem like a good person to chat wit to pass time. :P
fakeonov > hahhahahaha wel im glad u think so
jammraa> :P
fakeonov > so wen u say theyre mor sexual u mean as in just talkin bout it rite?
jammraa> yeah and doing
fakeonov > doing it? hav u done it with young girls b4?
jammraa> not all but some
fakeonov > how old?
jammraa> 16+
fakeonov > and how old wer u
jammraa> 27 or so
fakeonov > wow dats quite da age difference
jammraa> yea
fakeonov > isnt dat a bit illegl lol
jammraa> ...ya
fakeonov > wel lol got a pic?>
jammraa> ya
jammraa> do you
fakeonov > yep a pic of the real me, the lovemuffin youve been talkin to
jammraa> lol
fakeonov > ur 1st
fakeonov > did u send it?
fakeonov > ??
fakeonov > no pic?
fakeonov > hello?


This is why jammraa didn't respond....

*Knock Knock*

Jammraa: Huh? Who dares disturbs me while I jack off to kiddie porn?

*Opens door to find that Kazuya Mishima is there*

Jammraa: Shit! Kazuya! Fuck, better hide this child pornography!

Kazuya: Too late! I know that you're a paedophile! I have only one thing to say to you......

Jammraa: Oh God......no Kazuya! Please, not that!

Kazuya:

"Koko De Shine!"

(Means "you die here" in Japanese but in this context, he just says "Die" as shown in the picture)

Jammraa: *Pukes up intestines*

Kazuya: DORYAA!!! *Kicks Jammraa in the head*

Jammraa has died of dysentry.

Convo with skales88

Fuckin' hell, I remember when you got flogged in public for mentioning "sex" to an underage girl. Communism was tough.

Brief but most certainly pervy. Man I gotta find these guys' email addresses.

skales88> hey asl?
fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
skales88> 18m
skales88> what do you look like?
fakeonov > blonde blue eyes medium height hbu
skales88> blonde hair, green eyes, 6'2, built
skales88> pic or ccamm?
fakeonov > pic lol but ill send mayb later haha
skales88> what is your bra size?
fakeonov > ummmm c cup
skales88> nice
fakeonov > i gues lol
skales88> haha
skales88> are you a virgin?
fakeonov > yea i am
skales88> how far have you been with a guy?
fakeonov > not far at all lol
skales88> kissing? touching? oral?
fakeonov > isn't kissing and oral the same thing?
skales88> no
fakeonov > kissing is with mouths. that=oral
skales88> lol oral would be you sucking his ddickk or him licking your puuusssy
fakeonov > nope havnt done dat
skales88> lol
fakeonov > yeah
skales88> how many fingers can you fit in yourself?
fakeonov > myself? hmmmmmm i can stick my whole hand in my mouth
skales88> hou bout your pussy?
fakeonov > im not stickin my fingers in my pet cat lol
fakeonov > that is what you meant?
fakeonov > lol if you're still there YOU JUST GOT PWNED BY SERGEI DRAGUNOV!!!


Sheesh, just because I didn't get his innuendo, he runs off and cries. In Russia, make an innuendo, the KGB slits your throat while you sleep. We don't like vagueness.

Convo with essexboizy

This is what all negative 23 of the readers of this blog have been waiting for! This kid talks about erections, crossdressing in dirty girls' clothes and incest!

I also love how he doesn't ask "Who the heck is Dragunov?" when I referred to myself in this chat.

essexboizy> hello
fakeonov> hey
essexboizy> hey there asl
fakeonov > 15 f usa hbu
essexboizy> im 17 m uk
fakeonov > i see
essexboizy> wat u wanna chat about ???
fakeonov > not too sure hbu
essexboizy> dunno im a bit horn.y though
essexboizy> wbu
fakeonov > lmao ummmmmmm duno
essexboizy> i got a pic on profile
fakeonov > yea i saw lol
essexboizy> did u add me
fakeonov > i mite later
essexboizy> lol kk
fakeonov > yea
essexboizy> i woke up all hard lol
fakeonov > ok lol
essexboizy> i woke up with this big erection and no one to share it wiv
lol
essexboizy> wanna help me out
fakeonov > umm how could i do that
essexboizy> dunno lol
essexboizy> u could take it in ur hand
fakeonov > ummm how wil dat help lol
essexboizy> u could rub it 4 me
essexboizy> lol
fakeonov > errrrmmmm ok
essexboizy> or u could lie on top and slide onto me
fakeonov > ummmm i gues
essexboizy> i like wearing bras though
fakeonov > ys dat lmao
essexboizy> and gurls thongs lol
fakeonov > erm y tho
essexboizy> dunno gets me excited
fakeonov > random lol
essexboizy> only used ones
fakeonov > ummmmm ok lol wea do u get thm frm
essexboizy> i do fancy my sister thogh thats weird too
essexboizy> my sisters
fakeonov > ur sister??? y how old is she
essexboizy> 16
fakeonov > i see...
essexboizy> am i messed up
fakeonov > dragunov says.......yes. yes you are.
essexboizy> i know we have kissed before
fakeonov > wat kind of kiss?
essexboizy> tongues
fakeonov > right...but dats all ur guna do isnt it?
essexboizy> wen we was drunk i ate her pussy
fakeonov > eeewww you murdered poor kitty cat and ate him?
essexboizy> ol not quite
fakeonov > well u said you "ate her pussy"
essexboizy> lol
fakeonov > thats what it means, no?
essexboizy> we aint talked 4 a month
fakeonov > lol obviously you ate her poor pet cat
essexboizy> wat should i o
fakeonov > but her a new cat dammit! no a whole litter of kittens
essexboizy> lol
fakeonov > lol indeed
essexboizy> is it illigal if we sleep together
fakeonov > lol heck no in russia me and my siblings had to sleep in the same bed together
fakeonov> stupid commnists only let us have one bed
essexboizy> no i meen have sex
fakeonov > its as illegal as you eating her cat
essexboizy> oh well
fakeonov > oh well what?
essexboizy> only get in trouble once itll b worth it
fakeonov > dude heard of josef fritzl? that fucker off to jail for over 20 years for doin the nasty with his daughter?
essexboizy> we want each other
fakeonov > and the horny fat men in prison will most certainly want you
fakeonov > see? it's not worth it is it?
*** essexboizy is no longer on the server ***


Well, as you Americans would say, "LOL". But it is true, once you got family, you never go back........to being straight as the prison violations will most certainly turn this guy gay. And I pray for the soul of the poor cat this guy killed and ate while he was drunk. :(

Convo with david555

What is it with shitheads like david555 here asking teenage girls (or fake ones like me) whether they friggin "finger" themselves?? Then they ask you if you got "bush"!? "Natural" or "shaved"? How big are your "boobs"? Well, if I hear that crap one more time, I'm gonna march down to your shitty little house, drag you out, snap your arms, tear out your bottom two ribs, then I'm gonna make you fellate yourself!!! Whatchu gunna do now, pedophile? Whatchu gunna do?? This is what you get for screwing with Dragunov!!!

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Heh heh heh....sorry folks, got carried away there. Here's the convo:

david555> hiya asl
fakeonov> 15 f usa hbu
david555> 19 m uk
david555> hows u doing
fakeonov > im gud hbu
david555> im gd
david555> bit bored
david555> whats ya look like
fakeonov > light blue eyes black hair medium height hbu
david555> slim 6ft1 brown hair and eyes
david555> kinda toned
fakeonov > cool as
david555> you sound cute
david555> bf?
fakeonov > no bf
david555> after one or not bothered
david555> or like fun more lol
fakeonov > hahaha hmmm not too sure lol
david555> whats ya fav part of ya body
fakeonov > ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm all of it! lol
david555> :P
david555> ya done much with guys b4
fakeonov > lol yea hbu
fakeonov > ummmm not really lol
david555> like my legs most i think
david555> nice and toned :)
david555> done anything?
fakeonov > not really eh lol
david555> lol :)
david555> ya wanna or not that h0rny a girl lol
fakeonov > ummm i wana wat?
david555> do stuff with guys lol
fakeonov > wel not 2 sure eh
david555> how comes lol
fakeonov > just havnt crossed my mind lmao
david555> :)
david555> ya finger much lol
fakeonov > finger?
david555> your pu88y
david555> masterb@te lol
fakeonov > oh um no i dnt lol
david555> ya got bush down there lol
fakeonov > um a lil lol
david555> trim or natual lol
fakeonov > natural
david555> cool
david555> how big your boobs lol
fakeonov > hahahah um average size lol
fakeonov > y u ask lol
david555> curious :)
fakeonov > ummm ooook lol
fakeonov > so wat u in2?
david555> swimming cycling u
david555> or ya mean sexy stuff lol
fakeonov > im into shopping and hangin with buddies lol
fakeonov > hbu
david555> what about me lol



Then the convo abruptly ends. Damn. Could of got a lot of dirtiness out of this one. I would of chucked this convo on the bin but I did write an elaborate death threat at the start.....so here it is!

Questions? Comments? Love? Hate?

Send 'em all to dragunovsboogie@gmail.com

I'll try my best to possibly consider responding.

Conversation with anish1

Isn't this guy bold? Starts off the convo talking about his big (read: miniscule) penile appendage and begs for my Russian goodness. Bear in mind this is the second Canadian that has made lewd propositions to me. I think this "Canada" place needs a visit from the Dragunov. Unless that damned Bryan Fury gets there first and wrecks the place. There's no joy when that guy's around. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST BRYAN, LEAVE YOSHIMITSU ALONE DAMMIT!!!

This douche must be humiliated so: britches_rock@hotmail.com.

anish1> hey sexy 18 m u like big c0cks? :)
fakeonov> ummmmmmm hmm lemme think bout dat im 15 lol
anish1> mmmmm loll oh thats a hell yeah then
fakeonov> um i gues lol
anish1> mm have u ever seen one
anish1> lol
anish1> :)
fakeonov> um no i hant lol
anish1> mmm u wanna see mine baby? :)
fakeonov> ummmmm hehe not sure
anish1> mmm do u have msn or yahoo cutie? :D
fakeonov> maybe lol hbu
anish1> ya i doo
anish1> msn
anish1> and yahoo
anish1> add me on msn ­
12britches_rock@hotmail.com
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anish1> wats ur addy?
fakeonov> ummmmmmmmm
anish1> i have pics n stuff lool
fakeonov> haha do u?
fakeonov> wat kind?
anish1> mm lol of mee
anish1> n some ones ;) but i have pics of me
anish1> loll jus add me u can always delete me
anish1> haha
fakeonov> haha
anish1> mm cmon babe lemme show u my fat if u dont think im hot u
can block me
anish1> lol
fakeonov > lol
anish1> mm lets see if i can make u
anish1> :)
fakeonov > wel ive lookd at ur profile llol
anish1> oh lol so uve seen my pics ;D
anish1> anddd
fakeonov > lol
anish1> haha thats it? lol?
fakeonov > wel theyre gud
anish1> loool
anish1> i dont see u givin me ur msn or yahoo
fakeonov > hahahha hmmm ill think bout it
anish1> lol
anish1> do u ahve any pics?
fakeonov > um yeah lol but not on my pro
anish1> lol
anish1> why not
fakeonov > duno lol
anish1> jus give me ur email n lemme show u my weiner
anish1> :p
anish1> lol
fakeonov > ummmmm lol realy?
anish1> mmm suree
anish1> i bet ud like to see it
anish1> all hard n erect
fakeonov > wel lemme send u a hot pic of my russian goodness 1st
lol
anish1> ya? that tight russian pussssy?
fakeonov > hmmmm pussy? wel i duno bout dat
anish1> :p
anish1> heheh
anish1> oh well lemme see
anish1> :p
anish1> ur russian goodness
anish1> watever that is lol
fakeonov > wel ill try lol
anish1> loll can u jus gimme ur address already
anish1> emial
anish1> ;D
anish1> haah
fakeonov > lol
anish1> lol im seriouss
anish1> wats the bigg deall
fakeonov > im finding my pic lol and im guna send it
anish1> mmm lol i jus dont wanna b signed outta the chat n forget who
i was talkin to
anish1> :D
fakeonov > u wnt be signed out
anish1> lol it hapens all the time to me
fakeonov > haha not this time
anish1> did u send?
fakeonov > not yet but i wil lol
anish1> didnt work
fakeonov > dam ill send a private msg thn
anish1> how do u do that
fakeonov > i go 2 ur pro and click send private msg
anish1> oh
anish1> here babe check out a pic of it
anish1> largeimagehost com/img/DON’T BE FUCKING STUPID I’M NOT PUTTING THIS SHIT UP html
fakeonov > i sent my pic
anish1> dont see any pic
anish1> with it
fakeonov > click the link
anish1> didnt work
anish1> just paste me the lin
anish1> k
fakeonov > ­
12http://www.sicomonline.com/tekken6/character_image/Use/32-Dragunov.JPG

Cmon you know he wanted this.

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anish1> rofl
anish1> tekken character?
fakeonov > thats me! the russian known as dragunov
fakeonov > who were you expecting?
anish1> rofl
fakeonov > well rofl to you too mr "i like showing my dick to underage girls"
anish1> loool
anish1> at least my pics are real
anish1> fake fuck
fakeonov > awww that hurt
fakeonov > you wanted my russian goodness? you got it!
anish1> ur russian crackheadness
anish1> u mus b drunk off vodka
fakeonov > last time i got drunk off vodka i ended up on a chat site with a bunch of filthy pervs
fakeonov > so no i am very sober right now
anish1> ya i bet u mustve been all wantin some :)
anish1> c0ck
fakeonov > nope not me
anish1> thats why u ended up on a site with filthy pervs
anish1> dont act like u didnt know there are filthy pervs on chat sites
anish1> like its ur first time
anish1> u keep comin back
fakeonov > well sorry my canadian! russia isn't known for their technology
fakeonov > i just made this account today
anish1> ur from russia?
fakeonov > ummm with a name like sergei dragunov i'd be hard pressed to think about where else i could be from
anish1> loll
anish1> ur not even a girll
fakeonov > well done you figured it out!
anish1> wow
anish1> get the fuck out
anish1> homo
fakeonov > now now lets be civil
fakeonov > did i offer to show you my naughty bits? nope i did not
anish1> b civil theres a fkn homo room for ppl like u this is for straight people what is wrong with u
fakeonov > um excuse me? i believe this is the first thing you said to me ----> anish1> hey sexy 18 m u like big c0cks? :)*
fakeonov > well see ya around perv

Well, well, well. Looks like he ran off to have his fat cry. Just coz I probably had a bigger cock than him. Faggot.

And geez, "homo room"? Dude, you offered to show your chode to a 15 year old girl! Well, theres a fkn pedo room for ppl like u this is for sane people what is wrong with u? Answer me dat, bitch.

Chat with paintball2512

I would like to know why people are so keen on swapping naked pictures of each other. It might be because I received an email boasting, "2 Girls 1 Cup" and the "Goatse" to be the finest form of artistic expression ever conceived. So e-mail can pretty much fuck off, especially if it has a picture attached.

Anyway, this bald fucker seems very excited to be talking about carnal knowledge. Especially with 15 year old girls.

Email death threats to: usmc200825@hotmail.com and paintball2512@yahoo.com

paintball2512> hey
fakeonov> hi
paintball2512> asl
fakeonov > 15 f usa
paintball2512> kool
fakeonov > yep so how r u
paintball2512> grear and u
fakeonov > im good
paintball2512> kool
fakeonov > very cool
paintball2512> yep u like tradeing pics?
fakeonov> wat kind?
paintball2512>
fakeonov> ?
paintball2512> n@ked
fakeonov > haha ummmm of who?
paintball2512> u
fakeonov > lol ummmm why lol
paintball2512> i wnt to see ur body and everything
paintball2512> i will send pictures of m e
paintball2512> ?
fakeonov > haha ummmmm not naked at 1st lol
paintball2512> wut kind of pics first?
fakeonov > um just ur face lol
paintball2512> u hve msn or yahoo?
fakeonov > nah i dnt sory lol
paintball2512> cell
fakeonov > lol y
paintball2512> trade over
fakeonov > y lol
paintball2512> because i wnt to trade with u
fakeonov > lmao mayb we should chat on ths 1st
paintball2512> ok
fakeonov > haha so wat r u into?
paintball2512> stroking my
fakeonov > ur wat?
paintball2512> d1CK
fakeonov > lol i see
paintball2512> its hard
fakeonov > hahaha o really?
paintball2512> yes
fakeonov > btw wats ur asl?
paintball2512> 19 m va
fakeonov > haha cool
paintball2512> urs?
fakeonov > 15 f usa
paintball2512> kool
paintball2512> add me as a friend
fakeonov > so wat else u into?
paintball2512> chatting
fakeonov > same hea lol
paintball2512> lol
paintball2512> u a virgin?
fakeonov > erm yea i am hbu
paintball2512> no
fakeonov > oh i see hehe
paintball2512> yea i like sex its fun
fakeonov > o rly lmao
paintball2512> yes
fakeonov > haha well dats good 2 hear lol
paintball2512> lol yea
fakeonov > lol is dat wat u wana talk bout?
paintball2512> sure
fakeonov > lol ok
paintball2512> ask me questions
fakeonov > about?
paintball2512> sex
paintball2512> or me
fakeonov > errrrm wat u look like lol
paintball2512> picture on profile
paintball2512> and i hve a 7 inch d1k
fakeonov > lol
paintball2512> u like tht?
fakeonov > hahaha ummmm mayb lol
paintball2512> if i was with u wut would we do?
fakeonov > ummm wel i hav no idea lol
paintball2512> making out?
fakeonov > hahaha ummm mayb
paintball2512> rubbing ur pussy
fakeonov > ummm ok lol
paintball2512> would u stop me
fakeonov > errrm do u want me 2?
paintball2512> no
fakeonov > thn i wont lol
paintball2512> put ur hand on my
fakeonov > ur wat?
paintball2512> d1k
fakeonov > oh um ok
paintball2512> wut would u do?
fakeonov > not 2 sure lol
paintball2512> stroke it?
fakeonov > ummmmm i gues
paintball2512> un button ur pants and lay u onur back
paintball2512> spread ur legs and eat u out
fakeonov > oh my
paintball2512> get on top of u and slide it in u
fakeonov > but ive neva done dat stuf b4
fakeonov > btw do u hav msn or yahoo?
paintball2512> both
fakeonov > wat r they lol
paintball2512> ­
12usmc200825@hotmail.com
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paintball2512> ­
12paintball2512@yahoo.com
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fakeonov > haha cool
paintball2512> u add me?
fakeonov > i wil later lol
paintball2512> u hve k@m?
fakeonov > nah i dnt sory
paintball2512>
fakeonov > wats with da blank msg?
paintball2512> its blocking it
paintball2512> jck of for u
fakeonov > wat is it?
paintball2512> jack
fakeonov > jack? hus jack?
paintball2512> beat off
fakeonov > lol i see
paintball2512> cmon
paintball2512> add me as a friend
fakeonov > haha later lol
paintball2512> cmon
fakeonov > lol y ho
fakeonov > tho
paintball2512> be friends
fakeonov > lmao talkin on ths i gud
paintball2512> wut if i get off?
fakeonov > get off ths? thn we cnt talk lol
paintball2512> yea i knw but i can leave u messages
fakeonov > haha i gues bt wat would da msgs b about?
paintball2512> iono
fakeonov > lol
fakeonov > y u so keen 4 me 2 ad u?
paintball2512> because
fakeonov > coz?
paintball2512> i wnt to see ur pics
fakeonov > lol pics of me eh? wat kind?
paintball2512> n@ked so i can do something on K@m for u
fakeonov > ummmm naked?
fakeonov > gosh im only 15 there wouldnt b much 2 c lol
paintball2512> i wnt to
fakeonov > haha y tho
paintball2512> because i wnt to
fakeonov > lol
fakeonov > and wat hapens if i send thm
paintball2512> i will beat it on k@m for u
fakeonov > beat it? like da song? lmao
paintball2512> u will see it on k@m
fakeonov > so um wil u b tochin urself on cam?
paintball2512> yes
fakeonov > omg
paintball2512> to ur pics
fakeonov > wel i can send a pic now lol
fakeonov > of da real me
paintball2512> ok
paintball2512> it didnt send it
paintball2512> still didnt sencd it
fakeonov > aw man
paintball2512> it didnt send get on yahoo and send it
fakeonov > lol um dnt hav a yahoo account lol
paintball2512> msn?
fakeonov > its not workn atm
paintball2512> email it to me
paintball2512> didnt send it
fakeonov > dam
paintball2512> add me ass a friend
fakeonov > lol wat would b da benefit of dat
paintball2512> i can see ur pics on here
fakeonov > how do i ad?
paintball2512> look at my pro and add as a friend
fakeonov > thn can i send pics on this?
fakeonov > added
paintball2512> prbly
fakeonov > i c
paintball2512> still didnt
fakeonov > dum
paintball2512> i wnt to fck u
fakeonov > lol but ur a bit older than me
fakeonov > im sendin a pic of me
paintball2512> email it to me it wnt go over here
paintball2512> i dnt care if im older i wnt to put it in
fakeonov > um put wat in wea?
paintball2512> my d1k in ur pssy
fakeonov > oh my gosh
paintball2512> wut
fakeonov > umm lol u seem real keen 2
paintball2512> would u let me?
fakeonov > haha hmmmmmm itll b my 1st time
paintball2512> i will be easy
fakeonov > haha ok thn
paintball2512> kk
fakeonov > i sent u a private msn with my pic lol
fakeonov > u seen it?
paintball2512> no
fakeonov > i sent u a private msg on ur pro

The absolutely shexy pic I sent:

paintball2512> tht was not u
fakeonov > yes it is im dragunov the sexy russian
fakeonov > did u see my seductive pointing
paintball2512> i wnt to see a pic of u
fakeonov > dude that is me i am dragunov: the siberian stud
fakeonov > what wer u expecting, a naked 15 year old girl?
fakeonov > stuff that you get dragunov the manly russian
fakeonov > hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you filthy perv i gave you the hotness and you don't want it?

DAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA what a fucking douche! I sent him the hottest pic I got and I get ignored! Cmon man! Who needs nude 15 year old girls when you can have the Studunov? I'm all legal too pinball2512, I promise ;)

Another exhibitionist

Kids these days.....this 16 year old wanted to show me something and I'm not talking about his Pokemon card collection....

icezero56hi how are ya
fakeonov im good how r u
icezero56im hor n y
fakeonov oh really? asl?
icezero5616 m
icezero56wanna see
fakeonov see wat exactly?
icezero56you know
icezero56well do you
fakeonov nt realy :P
icezero56y
icezero56im so hard
fakeonov lmao now i know wat u mean
icezero56 yea
icezero56 you wanna
icezero56 you wanna watch
fakeonov wat?
icezero56 me jerk off
fakeonov ummmm y do u do dat on camera?
icezero56 so you can watch'
icezero56 you want to
fakeonov but wouldnt sum1 catch u doin it?
icezero56 have you ever seen it
icezero56 one
icezero56 nah i mean im 16 your 14 theres nothin to catch
fakeonov wat u mean by dat?
icezero56 nuthin
icezero56 do u want to
icezero56 o well your missin out
fakeonov on wat?
icezero56 have you ever seen a hard before
fakeonov ummmm no i havnt lol
icezero56 u want to youll like it
fakeonov o realy?
fakeonov wat wil i b seeing?
icezero56 me stroking my d i c k until i c u m
icezero56 you wanna see
fakeonov aybe wast ur msn?
fakeonov maybe
icezero56 icezero56@hotmail.com
icezero56 so you wanna watch
icezero56 you there
fakeonov im here
icezero56 u wanna watch
fakeonov well would u be comfortable with a guy watching?
icezero56 whos the guy
fakeonov ummm me
fakeonov YOU JUST GOT PWNED BY DRAGUNOV BITCH!!!!!
*** icezero56 is no longer on the server ***

Excuse me while I flush my faith in this generation down the toilet.

Oh and this sack of shit can be taunted at icezero56@hotmail.com

Another convo - sircrylot6

This Canadian shit clearly fails at life. Starts off with small-talk, then BAM he starts asking about underwear and female masturbation (at SCHOOL of all places!). You better hope the cops don't find out or else it'll be OFF TO JAIL FUCKER!!!!!

*COUGH* his email is w_gnam7@yahoo.com *COUGH*

Ahem....heres a pic of this piece of дерьмо: http://www.teenspot.com/profiles/sircrylot6

sircrylot6> hey
fakeonov> hey
sircrylot6> asl
fakeonov > 15 f usa hbu
sircrylot6> 21/m/canada
fakeonov > aw cool
sircrylot6> yea
sircrylot6> whats ur name
fakeonov > Lili
sircrylot6> cute name
fakeonov > thanks :) wats urs?
sircrylot6> Warren
fakeonov > lol hey
sircrylot6> what do u look like
fakeonov > hmmm ive got bunette hair brown eyes and im quite
short haha hbu
sircrylot6> brownish blonde hair,hazel eyes,tall
fakeonov > wow cool
sircrylot6> yea
sircrylot6> do u got a boyfriend
fakeonov > no i dont :(
sircrylot6> why not\
fakeonov > dunno lol
sircrylot6> ok
fakeonov> y u ask?
sircrylot6> wondering
fakeonov > haha ooook lol
sircrylot6> yea
sircrylot6> do u wear a thong
fakeonov > haha nope just normal underwear ys dat?
sircrylot6> what color underwear
fakeonov > ummmm light blue
sircrylot6> anyone seen ur pussy
fakeonov > ummm nope only me
sircrylot6> do u have a tight pussy
fakeonov > lol i gues so
sircrylot6> how tight
fakeonov > quite tight lol
sircrylot6> do u shave or hairy
fakeonov > lol i havnt shaved it yet
sircrylot6> its hairy now
fakeonov > yeah i guess it is
sircrylot6> how hairy
fakeonov > not 2 hairy
sircrylot6> what color is ur pussy hair
fakeonov > haha blackish
sircrylot6> do u masterbate
fakeonov > haha no i dnt hbu
sircrylot6> yea
sircrylot6> have u tired it
fakeonov > hmmm nah i havnt
sircrylot6> do u want to try it
fakeonov > ummmmm not 2 sure on dat eh
sircrylot6> why not
fakeonov > coz it hasnt crosed my mind realy lol
sircrylot6> do u want to try to masterbate
fakeonov > ummm sure i gues
sircrylot6> r u sure
fakeonov > haha yep
sircrylot6> r u wet
fakeonov > um not atm lol
sircrylot6> do u want to be wet
fakeonov > ummmm ok wat happens?
sircrylot6> what
fakeonov > wen im wet
sircrylot6> rubbing ur pussy
fakeonov > huh? is dat wat i do?
sircrylot6> yea
fakeonov > lol um kwl
sircrylot6> r u rubbing ur pussy
fakeonov > umm yea it feels funny
sircrylot6> why it feels funny
fakeonov > coz it tickles
sircrylot6> how it tickles
fakeonov > it just does
sircrylot6> is ur pussy wet
fakeonov > a lil bit
sircrylot6> how r u rubbing ur pussy
fakeonov > just with my finger up nd down
sircrylot6> is anything off
fakeonov > um as in clothes? my shorts r lol
sircrylot6> is ur shorts down or off
fakeonov > off lol
sircrylot6> where u put ur shorts
fakeonov > on the floor haha
sircrylot6> where r u rubbing ur pussy
fakeonov > all of it lol
sircrylot6> do u moan
fakeonov > um not realy im tryin 2 keep it down haha
sircrylot6> how r u keeping it down
fakeonov > by just keepin my mouth shut lol
sircrylot6> how
fakeonov > by not openin it
fakeonov > lol
sircrylot6> does it still feel weird
fakeonov > a lil
sircrylot6> ticklish
fakeonov > u seem to like hearin bout it lol
fakeonov > yea ticklish
sircrylot6> yes i do
fakeonov > why tho haha
sircrylot6> idk
sircrylot6> do u want to moan
fakeonov > not realy lol ys dat
sircrylot6> r u rubbing ur pussy in ur bed
fakeonov > um yea i am lol
sircrylot6> legs open
fakeonov > yea a lil
sircrylot6> would u rub ur pussy outside
fakeonov > um outside my house i dnt thnk so lol
sircrylot6> how about at school
fakeonov > ewww lol no
sircrylot6> just in ur bed
fakeonov > yea just in my bed?
sircrylot6> r u breathing hard
fakeonov > not realy haha
sircrylot6> is ur finger in ur pussy
fakeonov > just a tiny bit
sircrylot6> how tiny bit
fakeonov > just the tip of my finger
sircrylot6> do u want ur finger in ur pussy
fakeonov > maybe lol
sircrylot6> is ur tip of ur finger moving in ur pussy
fakeonov > kind of
sircrylot6> how is it kinda of moving
fakeonov > just movin a lil lol but ive finished touchin it now
sircrylot6> did u kum
fakeonov > i think i did lol
sircrylot6> kum white or clear
fakeonov > i dont know lol
sircrylot6> did u taste it
fakeonov > um no i didnt
sircrylot6> do u want to taste ur kum
fakeonov > ummmm y? is it gud?
sircrylot6> idk
sircrylot6> r u still rubbing
fakeonov > nah ive finsihed
sircrylot6> when r u going going rub again
fakeonov > no idea lol wel i gota brb lol ill chat soon
sircrylot6> do u have msn or yahoo
fakeonov > ill tel u afta i come bak lol
sircrylot6> where r u going
sircrylot6> ?
fakeonov > im back
sircrylot6> ok
sircrylot6> what u had 2 do
fakeonov > just a few chores lol
sircrylot6> what chores
fakeonov > just tidy up a few things haha
sircrylot6> like what
fakeonov > just take out the rubbish lmao
sircrylot6> huh
fakeonov > neva mind so wat u up 2
sircrylot6> nothing
sircrylot6> u
fakeonov > same here lol
sircrylot6> cool
fakeonov > did u ask for my msn b4?
sircrylot6> no
fakeonov > ol ok then
fakeonov > lol
sircrylot6> do u yahoo
fakeonov > nah i dnt just msn
sircrylot6> damn
fakeonov > i mite b able to email u tho wats ur yahoo
sircrylot6> ­
12w_gnam7@yahoo.com
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fakeonov > i see lol
sircrylot6> yea
fakeonov > so wat u wana talk bout now
sircrylot6> is ur pussy still wet
fakeonov > ummm a tiny bit lol
sircrylot6> shorts off]
fakeonov > nah theyre on now :P
sircrylot6> how come
fakeonov > cozm y legs got cold
sircrylot6> why ur legs off
fakeonov > ummm my legs r stil attched to my body lol
sircrylot6> why ur legs cold
fakeonov > coz its cold today
sircrylot6> how cold
fakeonov > quite cold
sircrylot6> do u play with ur pussy hair
fakeonov > ummmmm not realy lol
sircrylot6> why
fakeonov > coz i just dnt haha
fakeonov > y u ask? is thea sumthn u wana say 2 me lol
sircrylot6> yea
fakeonov > which is?
sircrylot6> do u moan on the ph0ne
fakeonov> ummm nope lol i just talk
sircrylot6> about what
fakeonov > wateca my frends r talkin about
sircrylot6> like sex
fakeonov > errrm no we dont realy talk bout dat over the fone
sircrylot6> ok
fakeonov > lol u seem to ask bout sex a lot lol
sircrylot6> does it bother u
fakeonov > ummmm wel im just curious 2 knw y haha
sircrylot6> ok
fakeonov > which is....?
sircrylot6> idk
fakeonov > i mean ur a lot older than mee lol
sircrylot6> i know
fakeonov > and wel i dnt knw bout ths sex stuff lol
sircrylot6> why not
fakeonov > coz im only 15 haha
sircrylot6> ok
sircrylot6> do u want ur shorts off
fakeonov > do u usually talk bout sex 2 15 year olds?
sircrylot6> not really why
fakeonov > haha thn y did ask if i want my shorts off lol
sircrylot6> cause
fakeonov > cause....?
sircrylot6> i want u 2
fakeonov > and ys that? wat u wana do?
sircrylot6> anything u want
fakeonov > errrrm wel y u want my shorts off
sircrylot6> i want u 2 rub
fakeonov > again? why?
sircrylot6> idk
fakeonov > so hav u got a gf?
sircrylot6> no
fakeonov > i see
fakeonov > and do u often talk to 15 year old girls on this?
sircrylot6> no
fakeonov > lol gues im da first one
sircrylot6> yea
fakeonov > lol so y did u keep askin bout my u knw wat?
sircrylot6> i want 2
fakeonov > why?
sircrylot6> idk
fakeonov > hmmm i think u hav a reason
sircrylot6> im h0rny
fakeonov > so u wana hav sex with me?
sircrylot6> yea
fakeonov > but ur 21 and im 15
sircrylot6> yea
fakeonov > got a pic?
sircrylot6> yea
fakeonov> wea is it?
*** sircrylot6 is no longer on the server ***

Pfffft. Fag wouldn’t even send a picture. Lucky I found it on his profile. He totally looks like a pedo.

Well, that was a long, depraved chat. I’m off for a cleansing Gilmore Girls Marathon.

A random chat I had

This girl clearly loves her voyeurs...

Mandy17H- can i ask a favor
Fakeonov- and what would that be?
Mandy17H- if i added u as a friend would u comment the pic on my profile of me sucking my bf?
Fakeonov- ermmmm how old r u nd ur bf?
Fakeonov- sucking him?
Mandy17H- i'm 17 he's 19
Fakeonov- and y did u upload a pic of u suckinh him whateva that means lol

Pity the convo ended so soon....I could use the material to lure other pervs ha ha ha.

Filthy Chat about boy with low self esteem when relating to his genitalia

I have captured this chat conversation from the site "Teenspot.com" I used a fake account to lure pervs into a chat, where they expect some "sexy time". My account will be referred to as "Fakeonov" while the pervs account will be their real user name!

Without further ado, here it is!

This silly "Pom" clearly has self-worth problems.

tinywillyhi im a young lad from the uk that would like 2 know if i got a small or not if u can look and tell me then im on msn as spazed1@msn.com
fakeonova small what?
tinywilly- penis
fakeonov- and why do you need me do say whether you have a small one?
tinywilly- honest view
fakeonov- right....
tinywilly- add me and c lol
fakeonov- but why?
fakeonov- how old are you?
tinywilly- 16 and i need a girl 2 look lol
fakeonov- and has any other girls looked?
tinywilly- yeah
tinywilly- only once
fakeonov- and what did she say?
tinywilly- small
fakeonov- well then id only end up saying the same thing
tinywilly- well lets c lol
fakeonov- hahaha you actually send pics of ur willy to girls?
tinywilly- no i show on lol
fakeonovon what?
tinywilly- msn
fakeonov- i see....
fakeonov- and why do u do this?
tinywilly- 2 c if i got a small willy or not
fakeonov- wel wat do u think of it?
fakeonov- or not


What a loser!!!! But not to worry, I'll have more pervy chats coming soon!

Hello all!

Greetings to you! I am Mr. Sergei Dragunov and I'm here to expose you to the horrific things that are chatroom pervs.


Oh lookie there!!! That's me!

What was that? Tekken? Dark Resurrection? Namco? Video game? Never heard of it!

Anyway I have been having a surf through this "Internet" and I noticed a disturbing trend of men wishing to violate young girls. In Russia, I would use Sambo to, as you Westerners would say "pwn" them up. However, the "law" here limits me to simply posting this "blog" along with filthy chats I have come across.

So enjoy! (Or not)

Copyright infringement? Video Game Character? Have no idea what you're on about comrade!

(I should also note that I got the idea for this from the I-Mockery feature, "Internet Perverts Exposed" http://www.i-mockery.com/pervs/default.php A very funny read.)